Akatsuki Truth Or Dare (Really Long Results) ;)

Okay so your new to the Akatsuki...if fact u just joined less than a week ago. You were still getin used to how things worked...so u were quite surprized when Itachi grabed u by the waist slung u over his sholder and started carring u to the living room...
You: WTF ITACHI WHAT R U DOING!!!!!
Itachi:transporting you...
You:...u call this transpotin?-___-
anyways u guys arived at the Living room and u were quite surprized to see all the Akatsuki there sitin is one BIG circle. Itachi dumped u next to me(YES THATS RIGHT IM THERE TOO BWHAHAHA)
You:Whats a going on?
Me:Ur new right ______-chan? How time seems to slow down when your not havin fun...TT^TT
You:T~T
Me: Its a friday today and friday night is...(drumroll-me:CUT THAT OUT TOBI!!!..Tobi-TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!) games night!
You:O.O...Akatsuki have a games night?! WTF??????
Me:Well you see it gets boring sometimes, being S-ranked criminals so we decided to have a games night^^
You:...
Hidan:Hey f$#%in lovebirds stop sh!t!ig and listin will ya! Today we're f$^$in playin sh!t!n Truth an Dare!
Me:Butbutbut!!! I thought we agreed never to play that again after Deidara half destroyed this place...when i set his hair on fire!
You: YOU SET DEIDARAS HAIR ON FIRE!!!
Deidara:YOU BET!IT WAS THE WORST BAD HAIR DAY EVER,UN!!!!
Me:Anyway, here are the rulz u do the tuth or dare...or get eaten by Zetsu...
You:O.O...u guys take this seriously don't u...
Zetsu:*drooling* U bet...
Pein:Okay im the leader here so IM startin...Itachi truth or dare?
Itachi:DARE!
Pein:Ok...let me think...
i goes over and whspers in his ear
Pein:That's great Azura!(me=Azura if u havent read memo^^)Okay Itachi i dare u to go and dress like a girl.Stay like that for the rest of the week and wear make up AND on top of all that dye your hair pink...and...you have to get everything from Azura's room and dye her hair green...
Me: WHAT THATS NOT WHAT I F!#$ING SAID!!!!
Pein:I know...
Me and Itachi go of and come back a while later with me in a BAD mood...and green hair...T~T and Itachi...looked like he had seen better days...he was wearing a simple white dress with a flora print and wearing light make up^^But really...he looked like a pretty girl...^^
Itachi:T.T...Deidara truth dare...
Deidara:dare un!
Itachi:I dare you to run around the base COMPLETLY naked!
Deidara:HEY UN!THERE GIRLS HERE UN!
Itachi:...exactly...
In the end Deidara agrees(Zetsu went to the kichen to get some pepper) are ran around the base naked...
You-Me*nosebleed*
Deidara:*putin on clothes* Okay un! Im never doin that again un! Even if i had to be eaten by Zetsu!!...*Zetsu-droolin* Okay scratch that...Tobi...truth dare,un?
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOOOOOD BOOYYY SOOO TRUTH!!!!
Deidara:Would you rather get eaten by Zetsu or by traped in a room with an argry Azura?
Me:*death glare* what kind of question is that??*starts givin of deadly aura*
Tobi:*shivers*Get eaten by Zetsu...It will be less painfull...
Me:*deathglare to Tobi*
Tobi:TOBI IS A BAD BOYYYYYYYY!!!
Hidan:F#^%ING GET ON WITH IT I HAVE SH!T!NG RITUALS TO COMPLETE F#$% IT!!!
Tobi:errr..._____-chan!Is tobi a good boy?Truth or Dare?

TRUTH!! MURDER DA LIES
TRY ME...DARE!!*insert any form/type of evil laughter in here ____
Think:What can go wrong i mean Tobi is soo sweet^^ Say: DARE!!
Think: ME NO TRUST Say: TRUTHISHYYYYY
You felt like saying dare but then you felt like saying truth...so guess what you said...
LOOK RAINBOW MONKEYS WITH 500 YR OLD BEAVERS ON THEIR UMBRELLAS EATING KFC WHILE DOING THE CANCAN AND HULA...AT ONCE!!!

Okayz so you want to murder lies???HOW DO YOU DO THAT!!
Poor old tobi scratched his head in confusion.
You:*chanting*TRUTH!TRUTH!TRUTH!
Tobi:Ummmmmmmmmmm...Would you rather eat Zetsu or piss Deidara-sempai off so bad he blows you to the sun????
You:Simple i'll eat Zetsu...I'm vegetarian anyways ^^.
Zetsu:O.O*cowers in corner*
Everyone:ROFL!!!
*later on in game*
Itachi:______-chan truth or dare!
You:*still laughin at Me and Sasori tryin to tie Deidara up and stop him from destroyng the place...Pein dared Me to set fire to Deidara's hair...again...T.T* DAREDAREDAREDARE!!!
Itachi:...i dare you to try and eat Zetsu...
There is a sudden silence...
Everyone but Itachi:0o0...O.O...o.O...O.e...OMFJ!!!!
Itachi:^^...i know!
You:Meh...im hungry anyway*goes to kitchen muttering something about a knife and fork*
Zetsu:AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! No not the CANNABILLIAMSISHAIG THING AGAINST MEEEE!*runs away screaming like a girl*
Everyone else:O.O
So anyway...Zetsu was unheard of for a long time and you completed your dare as Itachi only dared you to TRY and eat Zetzu not actually EAT him...so everyone was happyish...except for emoItachi

Tobi:YAYZ TOBI WILL TRY YOU!!!!!!
Tobi darez...you...to...flush your head down the toilet...
Okay to all you people thinking how in the name of the green men of marz am i gonna be able to do that when my head is attached to my neck which is attached to my shoulders which are.....blah...blah....attached to my feet!!!Well unknown to you YOU ARE A JASHIN WORSHIPPER AND YOU ARE IMMORRTAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL yay arnt you happy^^...well proberly not as tobi just dared you to flush you head down the water closet^^"
You:O.O...No.Way.Am.I.Gonna.Do.THAT!!!!
Tobi:Tooo baddddddd you have to its a DARE!!!
Me:*already decapitated you* Yay TO THE TOILET!!!!
You:*cussin your head off...whoops your heads already off...errr cussin you...facial features off?*
Tobi:*picks up your cussin head*YES WE SHALL BE OFF TO THE TOILET!!!
Everyone except you:"To the toilet we go!To the toilet we go!What will happen there only Jasin-sama knows!"
Now at the bathroom! Everybody crowds around da royal throne and waits. Tobi puts your head in the toilet and...FLUSHES!!!!!!
You:GLUB!!!!
Mind you, to all the people thinking now HOW ON JUPITER IS MY HEAD GONNA FIT DOWN THE TOILET!Well me the almighty writer of this random quiz shall make it so the toilet is...large enough to fit your head!!!!or i'll just stuff if down with a toilet pluger...Your pick!^^
You:....*silent cuz YOUR HEADS DOWN IN THE SEWERS!!!*
Everyone:ROTFLTFAO!!!!!
Anyway one week later we finaly got your head back and reattached it to your body...you stunk for ages afterwoods...O.o...but you got your revenge...poor poor Tobi we shall forever remember you...TT^TT...RIP...

Tobi:Dare hmmmmmmm....OHOHOOHOHHOOOH TOBI IS A GOOOD BOY SO I SAY THIS!!!!
Me: What?
Tobi:I dares you to *look around< .<...>.>* Ok no Zetsu ^^
Me: He went to get some steak...
You:DARE ME ALREADYYYYY!!!
Tobi:I dares you to get an apple, the salt and pepper shaker and your will ready^^...
Everyone:WTF!!!O.o
Tobi:I'm not finished...when you got those i want you to put the apple in you mouth and do the mancarina(spells good) in frount of Zetsu while shakng salt n pepper over yourself^^YAY TOBI GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BOY!!!
Everyone:O.O!!!OMG!!!WTF!!!WTFFFFF!!!
You:NOOOO i dont WANNA DIE TT.TT
Tobi:^^ do it or get eaten by Zetsu^^
You:THAT NO FAIR ME EATEN ANYWAYYYSSSSSSSSS
Me:...More liklyhood of yous survivin if u do dare...
Anyways despite all complaints and such u do it anyway...if not u were eaten there and then >D BWHAHAHA^^
So we call in a Zetsu and you do your dare *me puts on musc*
You:TT^TT lifes unfair...
Tobi: Start!!
You start and little ol Zetsu whos been lookin confuse till nows starts a drooooooliiinnnngggggggggggggggggggg
Zetsu:OMNOMNOM!!!!!
You:AHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
*deeep breath*AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGgggg
While runing for your life of cause...so round and round the merrygoround the base you go...until you were stupid enough to run into a dead end...--__--"
You:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*deep breath*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
(me:whoa nice lungsO.o You: Thanks i practise alot^^)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zetsu:*closin in*
Me:*pops out of nowhere* IVE GOT WEEEED KILLERR!U NO TOUCH OR WHITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zetsu:*whimper runs...TToTT*
You:IMA SAVED!!!
Me:Now arnt you glad i made it in time you could of been anywhere in the base but i suepriouriouseish skills lead me to the right place arnt i good^^MWHAHAH
You:No im not impressed cause yu wrote this quiz anyway-__-'
Me:Good point...Hey shut ups!You want me ta rewrite it so you end up dead???
You:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anyhow you get ur revenge...*coughPICcoughPICTUREcough*

Me:YES WE HAVE A NORMAIL SANE SMART PERSON HERE!!!!!*turns to find you smokin Sasoris socks...* I...take that back...
You:*stops smokin Sasoris socks as Sasori grabs the half burn socks from you hands...ah poor socks TT^TT*So thaaaaaaaa truuuuuuuuuutttttthhhhhhhh?
Tobi:OkaydoiemokiSMOKI! What would you rather do...jump of a really really high waterfall with lots and lots of sharp point rocks at the bottom then have sparrows eat your corpse and the sparrows get eaten by one random wild rabid dog which is then shot by a chimpanze with a machine gun who is stomped to death by a donkey who is then eaten by a flesh eatin mouse who is then eaten by Zetsu for dessert OR eat Sasoris socks.....YAY TOBI GOOD BOY!
You:...you do realise that most of the first option had nothing to do with me right?Sooooooooooooo i choose...to.....EAT SASORIS SOCKS!!!
Everyone but you:O.O WTH!
You:*eating Sasoris half burnt socks* mmmmm socks pure 100% cottony goodness.
Everyone except you now:O.O WTF!!!!!!
Sasori:TT0TT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SOCKS!!MY WONDERFUL SOCKS WHICH I HAVE NOT CHANGED OR WASHED IN THE LAST 20 YRS OH MY SOCKS!!MY ONLY PAIR OF SOCKS!!!!!!!!
Me:OMG YOU HAVENT CHANGED YOUR SOCKS IN THE LAST 20 YRS!!!!!
Sasori:Yep
You:*with sock hanging out of mouth*O.e....meh still tastes good.*starts eating sock again*.
Any way the next day you went and brought Sasori a NEW pair of socks whom he named Jenny and Fluffbunkins...the old ones you ate were called Mr.Cukupanie and Mathew...also everyone from that day on always looked at you weird wheneva they found you in a closet smokin/eatin/stuffin socks in your mouth...T.T

BOTH!!!!!!
Everyone STARED at you likes this O.O
Me:Holy #%^*$%^*(($$%^*()(*^%$$$@#$%^*^%*%#$* you really losts your mind...right?
You:*twitching*yes...
Tobi:First da TRUTH!...no Tobi put boths TOGETHER YAYZ!!!Okayz listen to this first the truth is who do you hate the mostest here!
You:...um...er...no one?
Tobi:I take that as Itachi
You:How is that related?O.O
Tobi:^^ to my dare of course^^ Soz i dare you to let Itachi do wateva he pleases to you for the nxt 72 hours yayz!^^
You:Oh noes
Tobi:Oh yesz
Me:Oh Funz
Itachi:............................
Soz he carried you off to his room like he did when he carried you to da living room^^ and............lots of screams and evil laughter could be heard from down da corridor....
Me:Ya know me being da quiz maker should savez you...
You:Yaz you should...
Me:Where did YOU pop up from! I thought Itachi was a torchering youz
You:I escaped from the back door...
Me:His room has a back door...?
You:Ya
Itachi:Opps sorry forgot to lock the back door*picks you up again* Back to where we left off...
You:TT^TT
Me:Unhand(is thatz a word...) The girl Itachi or foreva be unable to revive your clan!
Itachi:O.o...okay...*puts u down*
You:(*o*) Thank you...TToTT i thought i was gonna die...
Me:...okays to all people reading this...sorry if that was random but watevas enjoyz pics^^


Everybody looks at where you pointing
Me:Hey theres no Rainbow monkeys with 500 yr old beavers on their umbrellas eating KFC while doing the cancan and hula at once!?!!??
Hey where did _______-chan go?!
I turns and sees u running toward the door...T.T
You:TAKE THAT U SUKERS FOR F%^*KING BELIVING ME BAKKKKKKAAAAASSSS!!!!!
You turn and bonk straight into Hidan...O.O
Hidan:Go back and pick a proper F*%*ing answer or i'll F%*(ing sacrifice you to Jashin-sama
You:O.O*walks back like a goody good girl* I choose dare...
Tobi:Dares you to allow yourself to be sacrified by Hidan!
You:O.e no...way...OMFG
Hidan:^^ now lets go i have some F$%^&*ing rituals to complete...you can join me^^
You:Oh noes O.e
Me:...O.O...*looks at tobi*...U r really evil Tobi...really...really..evil...
Tobi:Yayz Tobis a good boy so Tobi knows Tobi is evil^^
Everyone except you(whose geting sacrificed) an Hidan(whos killing you right about...NOW):O.e...OMG
Suddenly the wall blasts open and you riding rainbow monkeys with 500 yr old beavers on their umbrellas eating KFC while doing the cancan and hula at once come boundin in...
Me:I had to type that dinna i...
You:Thats right you b$^*%* stop being so f%*(^ing random will u
Me:T^T well you should be happy cuz i just saved you from sacrifice and you sure learned something from Hidan in the short while were with him dinna u...
You:STFU you #%^*(*^%$#@$%^*()*%$#$%^*()$%^*()*^%$#$^%*)(*^%$##$%^*()*^$#$%^*)()*%^$$%^(*))*%$#$%^*)(_(*^%$$
Me:O.e