Stand Still, Look Pretty
Chapter 1 : Stand Still, Look Pretty
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Intro
Stand still, look pretty. Stand still, look pretty. Stand still, look pretty. It wasn't always like this. I know, I know- this isn't much of an introduction. Although, you did stumble upon this and stumbling upon this certain piece of work has its consequences. Do you feel yourself being pulled in? Is this small paragraph prodding you to read on? Please do. My story just might teach you something, although I can't say that it's a promise.
And even if I'm speaking as if I'm a random sophisticated or elegant girl, I can assure that I'm not. There are days when my burps compete with Big Foot and I can't be bothered to hold it in. There are days when I'm the biggest grouch and you should stay at least five feet away. There are days when - let's just say that there are lots of days and if I'm to name every unsophisticated thing I do, every unpleasant word, this wouldn't be an introduction, would it?
I have a mouth. It is big. Not mutant big, but big in figure of speech. It's rambling right now, isn't it? Well, if you'd like, you can read about how I - Katy - was shoved out of my hermit shell, through a brick wall I didn't know existed, and smacked in the face by reality. He really is sometimes harsh, isn't he?
Stand Still, Look Pretty
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