Passions Departed {10} You Liar

"WE ARE THE VOICES OF THE UNDERGROUND CHOIR!" I sang loudly, Airika's sweet voice echoing mine closely as we walked into the Edison Town Center Mall.
Well, Airika walked and I sorta waddled, I couldn't really walk right much more. But that wasn't really my fault, it was the baby's. I mean, he's the one that made me gain twenty pounds!
That and the loads of Cookie Dough Ice Cream, but I like blaming the baby, so let's just go with 'it's the baby's fault' instead.
That's kinda my excuse for everything anymore, and you know what? It works well! Two thumbs up man!
"My lungs are spilling out what's keeping her alive!" I sang loudly, pitching high so it came out in a funny, stupid voice.
"Guin, you wacko!" Airika exclaimed, giggling madly as she made her way into Hot Topic.
"This isn't fair! I can't fit into things in this store Airika!" I whined, rubbing my huge stomach softly. "I mean, have you looked at me lately? I look like a freaking Hump Back Whale!"
"You do not" She demanded, her neck craned so she could look up at the wall with the numerous band shirts on it. "shut it!"
"This is probably the biggest mass media selling thing I've ever seen." I mumbled unhappily, my eyes staring at the face's of a girl on that white shirt.
Scary Kids Scaring Kids, just finishing they're over seas tour came home the other day, scaring me shitless. But you know, that's kinda what the title of they're name implies, except it's kids, not Men and Hormonal Pregnant Women. I have a kid in my womb though, does that count?
Airika's eyes found mine, following my eyes homing beacon to the SKSK merch shirt, a soft sigh escaping her mouth.
"Oh, you're got it really bad." Her gentle voiced cooed through my ears, her thin arms wrapping around my shoulders. "Sweety, you're such a sucker for him and love."
"I'm such a sucker for lovers!" I sang out, trying to change the subject quickly.
I mean, why talk about me when we can sing songs? I pick singing songs for three hundred, thanks!
"Oh jeez, you're really into the whole singing thing today." Airika declared, getting in line and paying for her Chiodos shirt.
"Are you done now?" I asked, placing my hands on my hips impatiently.
"Why? You want food I take it?" She asked, grabbing her bag and putting her money back in her wallet.
"Nope, that craft store has Play-Doh!" I cheered, waddling my way over to the Michaels craft store next door.
"Are you serious? Play-Doh!?" Airika's voice rang out through my ears, her slim body running up beside me.
"PLAY-DOH!" I shouted, clapping my hands and giggling wildly. "I want pink, blue, orange, red, purple, yellow, green, and whatever else color they have!"

So that's what we did, we walked around the mall the rest of that day.
Multicolored Play-Doh in my hands the entire time.
I'm not sure if the kid's in my womb or my head.


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