G’day mate – Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Blotto – Inebriated beyond the capacity to stand up.
You little ripper! – Words of praise fail me.
Rack off – Your presence is no longer required.
Wanna rage? – Would you like to drink vast amounts of alcohol with me until we both drop?
Fair Dinkum – Of course I’m telling the truth.
Bloody Oath! – I’m in total agreement with you.
Pull ya head in – You may be correct in your assertion but shut up.
You Pong – Dear me, we do smell don’t we?
Whadayawant? – Might I enquire about your needs?
Chunder – The delicate act of regurgitation
Give it a go ya mug! – Are you perhaps incapable of performing this act?
Howya going? – May I enquire about your welfare?
Drongo – You are a rather dim-witted person.
Go on – I’m not entirely convinced you know what you’re talking about.
Your Shout – If you value your well being you should buy the next drink.
Pretty funny, isn’t it? I got this from a stubby holder I bought for my dad when I went to Brisbane with my boarding house at my school. Let me tell you one thing though, Brizzy on a sunny day is alright, but all the cement makes it bad on a rainy day, if you know what I mean.
