random moment with the akatsuki!!!!!

alright alright so i know its been awhile and everyone thought that i just sorta quit the akatuski random moments but its back!! yayz!! i bet you're pretty happy right now, right? if not then who cares about you XP

last time: everyone died and then i ran out of the house scared (but where did i go? ooooohhhhh)

me: *ends up at random house* ermm.....? *knocks*
*someone answers door*
me: kakashi!!!!!
kakashi: lindsey!!!!! why are you here?
me: and thats how ya wanna greet me? of course >.>
kakashi: ermm...i mean hi lindsey its nice to see you...how are you?
me: nah just kidding with you XP
kakashi: oh ok...wait...you arent here to make me fix breakfast are you?!?!?! noooo!!!!
me: geez calm down calm down..no >.> everyone else died and..errmm...i was attacked at the house so i came here....
kakashi: well im still not making breakfa- wait...you were attacked? by who?! who could kill the akatsuki?!
me: ermmm...................sakura?
kakashi: *bursts out laughing* like sakura could kill ANYONE much less the akatuski! XD XD XD- no really....who attacked you?
me: im serious! sakura went all kick-butt and killed everyone with her new special technique....umm....the....black blood fang?
kakashi: black blood fang is one of your moves >.> if your gonna make up a story at least make it believable...
me: how did you know that that was my technique?!
kakashi: *wide eyed* errrmmmm................................................
me: ewww....stalker.....
narutogirl: like marc!
(lol sorry inside joke)
me: narutogirl!! yayziez!!! *hugs*
narutogirl: eww....what are you doing?
me: just shut up and take the friken hug!!
narutogirl: *gulp* geez fine...
kakashi: whos marc?
me + narutogirl: the stalker!!!
kakashi: erm....
me: in other words, nonya!
kakashi: eh, works for me...
narutogirl: theres a lot of random things in this message that other people might not know about....maybe we should tell them?
me: spsh...why?
narutogirl: eh, good point XP
me: nah im kidding...fine....mkay...the black blood fang is one of my moves in one of my stories called "the life of a death god" where im a death god in bleach XP yeah and one of my swords (yes i have more than one cause im awsome like that XD) is called zarabawi which is the evil soul of the god of the underworld, trapped inside me (oh joy >.>) but anyways when he takes over my body, his sword comes out and its like friken awsome and black and everything and he has a special move called black blood fang which is dark energy coming of the sword to make it really really big and sharp........yeah....oh and marc is a guy at school that always follows me and narutogirl around so we called him the stalker XD (but he isnt creepy hes our friend lol so dont worry we dont really have a stalker XP)
narutogirl: eh....i guess that was a good explaination...
me: what the hell is that supposed to mean?!?!?! you saying you could do better?!?!
narutogirl: no....never...>.>
me: oh yeah?!?! then have a go at it huh?!
narutogirl: but you already informed everyone >.>
me: *growls*
narutogirl: fine...ill explain better *sticks out tongue* black blood fang is a technique that gathers dark energy around zarabawi's sword and concentrates it around the sword to make it LOOK bigger and sharper though its really only the dark energy....oh and the dark energy is black and outlined in red...oh and also zarabawi is the god of the underworld and is really really strong but his powers are restricted cause hes stuck in lindseys body...oh and lindsey's sword has a white ribbon on it that turns black when zarabawi comes out....oh and zarabawi can suck out souls and eat them (sorta like the bounto) but instead he sucks it out of the mouth but not by kissing..theres space between them XP oh and if you havent figured out, zarabawi is a guy...stuck in a girls body....but it doesnt really matter to him cause hes a freak like that....
me: well now i think they're even more confused thanks to that! like who are the bounto? and why did you jumble all the information up? and you forgot to say that once lindsey takes back over from zarabawi she can return the souls to the victims... alright..i guess i have to explain again...bounto are creatures that suck out souls or eating them by biting the victims neck...thats where the myth of the vampires came from...
kakashi: every just shut up! *head in a jumbled mess* im so friken confused!! agh!!
everyone: *agrees* !!!!!?????!!!!!
me + narutogirl: oops lol..sorry bout that....i guess well just shut up now..
kakashi: .........seriously what happened to the akatsuki?
me: ermm.......................................
kakashi: agh! omg just tell me already!
me + narutogirl: *snickers*...........................................*bursts out laughing*
kakashi: what is so funny?!?!?!?
me: *through laughs* hahahaha you said hahaha omg hahahah XD XD XD
kakashi: >.>
narutogirl: the akatsuki all killed each other and died of boredom..
me: ....how the crap did you know that?!?!?!?!
narutogirl: mwuhhahahahahhahahahahaha.........................................
me: ermm..........wtf?
narutogirl: its funny how you think i keep leaving when i really dont
me: O_O.....creepy.....
narutogirl: hahaha you got scared of being alone and ran here...you didnt even know this was kakashi house!
kakashi: *snickers*
me: did not! i ermm....i was bored so i thought i would pay a visit to kakashi...i knew that this was kakashi's house and not just some random persons house....
kakashi: and how would you know that?
me: errrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................................................
narutogirl: stalker!!! haha so either you're a stalker or you're a scaredy cat!
me: i...i...i..
kakashi + narutogirl: *ROFL!!!!!!!*
me: agh! forget you! im gonna go look for someone else...like iruka ...or naruto...or khari-seeker....or maybe even ichigo....
kakashi + narutogirl: *still laughing heads off*
me: agh! *leaves and goes to random place*
*ends up at the ramen shop*
me: heh...i bet ill find naruto here >.> *walks in*
*no sign of naruto*
me: agh! fine ill just have a little bowl of ramen....
tachy: lindsey!!!
me: huh? *looks up* tachy!!!!!!
(now i bet you are all wondering who tachy is right? well shes another friend from school....well thats my nick name for her anyways XP)
tachy + me: *hugs* yay yay yaya yay yay yay yay yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
me: tachy its so good to see you!! and i see that you still look as always >.>
tachy: YUP!!! *wearing a tan jacket and headband around neck*
me: thats what you always wear....even to school!!
tachy: yuppperzzzzz hey you know where narutogirl is?
me: i dont care at this point >.>
tachy: lemme guess....got in fight?
me: yupz....know im just looking for someone to hang out with....
tachy: you can hang out with me ^.^
me: eww you serious? lol jk jk jk itll be fun!
khari-seeker: yes it will!
me: what tha?! wtf khari?!?! where did you come from?!?!
khari-seeker: blood!
me: ermm....o..k..?
khari: yupperzz ^.^ *gasp* tachy!!!!!!!!!! yayZ!! now its a party!!!!
tachy: heh...you got that right *smirks*
me: ha! your kidding right? tachy...party? hahah!!
tachy: *sniffs* that hurts lizzy....
me: dont call me lizzy >.>
tachy: lizzy!!! lizzy lizzy lizzy lizzy lizzy lizzy lizzy lizzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: .......................................................................khari..can i kill her?
khari: NO!!!!!! HELL FRIKEN NO!!!!! WHY THE CRAP WOULD YOU KILL HER?!?!?!?
me: >.> of course i have to hang out with the friken nut-job crack-heads....
khari: IM NOT A FRIKEN CRACK HEAD!!!! though i am a nut job...
tachy: im not a crack head either.........
me: yeah i know....khari..dont kill me......
khari: AND WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!? YOU CALLED ME A CRACK-HEAD!!!!!!!
me: so?
khari: oh...well in that case never mind...
me: of course >.> im bored!!!!! it isnt a party unless narutogirl is here....
narutogirl: haha! i knew you would crack!
me: grrr!! friken narutogirl ill kill you!!!!!
narutogirl: why?
me: errrrr....ya know i really dont know why....never mind....
narutogril: ya wanna talk to kakashi? cause you LOOOOOVVVVEEEE him!!!!
me: >.>
narutogirl: MAN WHAT IS WITH YOU TODAY?!?!?!?!?! IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR ALWAYS ANNOYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: i wonder why >.>
tachy: well get happy!!! ^.^
me: *sigh* i dont give a crap about kakashi anymore....
everyone: *GASP!!!!!!*
tachy: whaddya mean? you actaully liked kakashi? *snickers*
me: not anymore >.>
narutogirl: *too stunned* but but but but....but!
me: shut the but up XD XD XD XD lmao i made a friken cheesy joke and am the only one laughing hahahahahaha
khari: errmmmm....riiiiiight theeeeen......
tachy: so who do you like?
me: someone i always liked for like...ever! hes not in anime....ive known him for like three years maybe....
narutogirl: ooooooooooooooooohhhh i know!!! i know! i know! i know!
tachy: i dont >.>
khari: i do! i do! i do!
tachy: .............i still dont!!!
me: eh, kakashi was just a phase....there's one that i really like...do you know?
narutogirl + khari: I KNOW!!!  I KNOW!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!!
tachy: agh! who the hell is it?!?!?!?!?!?!
khari: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FRIKEN KNOW!!!!! ITS-

haha thats where im gonna stop XD! mwuhahhahaha aint ya just glad that i actually did another one? *narutogirl + khari-seeker: HELL FRIKEN YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*me: well good XP and its a long come back too...too much for me to summerize like i usually do XP and its pretty late too.... KIDDING!!!! nah...this time i ran to kakashi's house and then narutogirl popped up (FRIKEN STALKER!!!) and then we tried to explain things which all we ended up doing was confusing every... (well at least it confused the heck out of me XP) and then i ran to the ramen shop cause kakashi and narutogirl were being mean...and i thought i would find naruto but instead found tachy ^.^ and then khari-seeker showed up and narutogirl came back and then we talked and yeah....so woo!!!