WWE Life 09

~Raina's POV~
Ra-Wow I guess planes aren't that bad after all.
SM-nope.
(VERY short POV)
*FF To Raw*
~Alyssa's POV~
I was going to Mr.M's to find out everyones matches for tonight.
Al-Hey Mr.M!
MM-...
Al-Silence?
MM-You trashed my office...
Al-Oh...yeah..thaaat....um..see...the thng is...we just...
MM-TRASHING MY OFFICE IS NO WAY TO START OUT A WWE CARREER!!!
Al-IT WAS BY ACCIDENT!!!
MM-SURE IT WAS!!!
Al-Look can I just have a copy of tonights matches.
He smirked.
MM-Why of course.
Al-um..ok,Bi polar much?
MM-grrrr.
I took the papper and flipped through.
Al-WHAT IS THIS????
MM-Oh? is there a problem?
Al-UH YEAH!!!!
MM-hm?
Al-UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stormed out and went show everyone there matches.
They were as follows:
-Kelly Kelly vs. Michelle McCool
-Carlito vs. Seagull
-Alyssa vs. Beth Phynioex
-Jeff Hardy vs.RVD
-Shannon Moore vs.CM Punk
-DX vs.Spirit Squad
-Raina vs. Candice Michelle
-Matt Hardy vs. Chris Jericho
-Undertaker vs.MVP
-Rey Mysterio vs.Edge
-Emily vs.Randy Orton
Em-WHAT????
Ra-THEY CANT DO THIS!!!!
Al-I KNOW!!!
Matt,Jeff,and Shannon were trying to convince Mr.M to change his mind then they walked in.
Ra-WHAT HAPPENED???
SM-sorry babe...
Ra-UGH!!!! STUPID VINCE!!!
MH-we tryed Em.
Em-I know its ok...
JH-but on the bright side did you hear about Carlitos match?
Al-*laughs* yeah! just like on the Wrestlemania 24 comercial!!!
We kicked the guys out so we could change even though Shannon begged and pleaded to stay.
Alyssa:



Raina:



Emily:




MORE READING!!!
We turned on the TV and started watching Carlitos match but then I relized I was next so I went by the curtain I saw the seagull fly past me then Carlito came looking angry.
Al-How did it go?
C-the stupid seagull won...
I couldn't help but laugh.
Al-you lost to a bird???!!
C-I hate seagulls!!!
Then Beth came over.
Al-Hi Beth just wanna wish you good luck!
B-Um I dont need your support especially since im gonna beat you a**.
Al-EXCUSE ME????
B-you heard me.
Al-Oh you little..
Then Beths music started playing and she walked past me,purposly hitting my shoulder.
B-good luck,youll need it.
Headstrong by Trapt started playing and the crowd went wild.
Wow I guess they remember me!
Beth picked up a microphone.
So I did to.
Al-You ready to get your butt beat?
B-What? this newb here thinks she can just walk in here and act all tough against the glamozon?
She was expecting the crowd to back her up but instead they booed.
Al-psh atleast im not a man.
The crowd went wild.
B-excuse me?
Al-You heard me Transfestite!
B-Oh thats it!!!
She started punching me and I just let her beat me up then I fell to the ground and pretending to be passed out but the big mistake she made was she didnt even try to pin me she just laughed and insulted me. Then I grabbed her ankles and flipped her over and started beating her to the ground then when she couldnt get up I tryed a swanton bomb but instead of hardy guns I did my own sign. Then I pinned her..1....2....3!!!!
My music played and the crowd went wild. The ref was helping Beth so he paid no attention to me when I stole her belt and put it around my own waist and ran backstage.
JH-Good job!
Al-thanks Jeff!
Jh- I saw you stole my move!
Al-yes well I call it the Lyssa Bomb.
JH-I see.
Al-well good luck in your match!
JH-Thanks!
This is basicly all the winners except the last 2 matches:
-Michelle McCool
-Seagull
-Alyssa
-Jeff Hardy
-CM Punk(by disquailification)
-DX
-Raina
-Chris Jericho(Barley)
-Undertaker

Wowsers.

I was in the locker room with everyone while watching the matches.Then my cell phone ran.
Al-Hello
CPG-You were the highest bidder.
Al-I WAS? YESSSSS!!!!
CPG-Where would you like your packages delivered?
Al-Erm...how fast can you get here?
CPG-Well where are you?
Al-Just have it delivered to The Hilton Hotel in my name.
CPG-Okey dokey!
Al-Bye
CPG-Bye
..........
Al-WE GOT THEM!!!!
JH-got what?
Ra-WE DID???
Sm-WHA?
Em-YESSS!!!!!!
MH-huh???
I turned my attention back to the TVand saw that Edge had his Edge goons helping him!
Ra-CHEATER!!!!!
Em-I KNOW ITS SO WRONG AND ANNOYING!!!
MH-I hate Edge...
Then some two random girls came out and beat up his goons then started beating up Edge really badly!!!Until he was covered in blood.
Rey-WOW. Those are 2 tough chicas.
E-w-who are y-ou?
K-We are Kaila and Alexis.
E-....
L-What? mad cuz you guys got beat by 2 girls?
Then the paramedics rushed out along with secerity and Kaila and Lex ran away really fast.
SM-WOW.
JH-that voice sounded so familliar...
MH-I know...like we know them or something.
Al-Maybe there you long lost cousins!
MH-*laughs*I doubt that!
Em-Well I guess I better go for my match *sighs*
Ra-Dont worry! if things get bad we'll come out there!

HAHAHAHA CLIFF HANGER!!!!!