WWE Life 08

*READ THE FREAKIN MEMO*
You-no!
Me-read it...or else!
You-or else what?
Me-*takes out a knife*
You-im not scared of JUST you!
Me-*dials number*
You-who are you calling?
Itchweed and Triple H show up with a weed wacker and a sledge hammer.
Me-HOW BOUT NOW?
You-AHHHHH ILL READ IT ILL READ IT!!!

ITS OK I READ IT!!!! I SWEAR!!!
~Emily's POV~
I left Alyssa and Rainas room and went to my room to take a shower and get changed. I changed into this:




I grabbed my purse(above^) and left to get Alyssa and Raina.
I ws walking and I bumped into Randy.
RKO-Hey Em.
Em-Sup.
RKO-You know if I could change the alphabet I would put U next to I.
Em-Really? I would put F next to U.
RKO-excuse me?
Em-Look Randy I dont want to get back with you! not since I walked in on you making out with Edge.
RKO-I TOLD YOU THAT DIDNT MEAN ANYTHING!!!
Em-I DONT DATE GAY GUYS!!!
Then everyone in the hallway started to stare and Alyssa and Raina walked out and started laughing.
Alyssa:




Raina:




Al-wow Randy you REALLY ARE gay!
Ra-HI GAY GAY!
Em-come on guys lets go to breakfast.
We were all laughing and walked away leaving Randy standing there alone.

GAY GAY AND EDGE SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!(me-Terribly sorry if your a Edge or RKO fan!)
~Alyssa's POV~
We walked to breakfast and sat with Jeff,Matt,and Shannon.
Em-Hey guys!
SM-sup?
Shannon kissed Raina on the cheek then she sat next to me.
Matt was doing something on his lap top.
Al-Whatcha doin Matt?
MH-checkin ma myspace.
Jh-oh god now hes talking like that too!
MH-ah crap!
Ra-can I see when your done?
MH-sure im done now!
Matt handed it to me and Raina and we went on Ebay.
Ra-YES THEY HAVE THEM!
MH-Have what?
Al-CHAAAA!!!
SM-Huh?
Em-THEY DO? YESSS!! GET ME ONE!!!
JH-What?
Raina closed the lap top after bidding and lucky for us bidding was over in a few days.We went outside and I was still hungry so I stole some random guys beer and cheetos.He started crying.
Al-yuck corse light!
then I saw a hobo selling foam fingers.
Al-OMG!
JH-foam fingers?
Al-YESSSS!!!!!!
H-You want one?
Al-YES PLEASE!!!
H-20 bucks.
Al-SCUSE ME? FOR A FOAM FINGER???
H-guys gotta make a living.
Al-erm...
I emptied my pockets and had a some loose change,lint,and a few gummybears.
Al-um...here.
H-thats not enough.
Al-fine!
I handed him the yucky beer and threw a cheeto at his face.
H-yum! more!
I threw him the bag.and grabbed a foam finger.
Em-you got your foam finger but now your foods gone.
Al-eh. I'll get something on the plane.
I called a taxi cab with my foam finger but since we had no money we all got out of the ca and ran really fast.

Oh dear they are such criminals!
~Raina's POV~
Ra-NO I DON WANNA GO!!!
Em-YOU HAVE TO!!!!
SM-COME ON BABE!!!
Ra-NO!
JH-whats wrong with her?
Al-shes scared of planes.
MH-oh dear thats not good
We got ll the wrestlers we could find and it took 27 to drag her onto the plane,and we had to get extra seat belts attached so that she couldnt get up.
Goodness.
Itchweed:

Next time i'll try to update sooner!