Naruto Chat\ Love Story Part 1

Naruto Chat
Part 1
*Blackdragon signs in*

*Sandstorm signs in*

Blackdragon: What's up sand? *winks*
Sandstorm: *shruggs* Nothing much... Temari almost just killed me with her cooking...
Blackdragon: lol
*Nerdynerdinessfulnerd signs in*
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Blackdragon: Hey, KaTrena!
Sandstorm: ...
*Sandstrom signs out*
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: *sigh* You know what, Tonya? I was gonna be slightly non-hyper JUST for him, too... But, then he had to go and sign off... Well, now I can be hyper!! YIPPEEE!! ............WHAT THE HECK DOES PURPLE KANGAROO FUR TASTE LIKE?????!!!!
Blackdragon: ... Well, go kidnap Aussie, test it out, and THEN your question shall be answer... NICE GOING! I LOVE GAARA AND YOU KNOW IT! >.< Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: I'm so sorry! *cowers and starts to cry* I'll never do it again, I swear! ...I'll try, anyway ... Well, ANYWAY. Yes! I shall go kidnap the Aussie kangaroo and I shall come back to tell you how the fur of the purple kangaroo tastes!! AND THEN MY MISSION SHALL BE COMPLETE!!!!! But... then, if my mission is complete, then I will no longer have any reason for my existance, therefore... GIVING GAARA REASON TO KILL ME!!!! NUUUU!!
Blackdragon: O.o;;;;; um... Well, I'll tell ya what. Once you complete mission number one, I'll give you number two mission for ya, how does that sound? Besides.... I would never allow Gaara ta kill ya *winks*
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: YAAAYY!! That sounds absolutely FANTASTICFULRIFIFLICIOUSNESSFUL INDEED!!!!!!! Thank you sooo much!! I SHALL GO AND COMPLETE MY FIRST MISSION IN LIFE! AND THEN, I SHALL RETURN TO RETRIEVE MY SECOND MISSION!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! ........................YAY FOR DOTS!!
*Nerdynerdinessfulnerd signs out*
Blackdragon: *sighs* Now I'm bored...
*Swarm signs in*
Blackdragon: Swarm? Seriously Shino, aren't you creative at all?
Swarm:... That was a very rude and direct insult...
Blackdragon: Anyway... your little... crazy, ditzy, malicious, funsized lover left in a journey to find Aussie to taste her fur... O.O;;;; Which is purple...
Swarm:... *sighs* I told her not too, she's going to be sick...
*Nerdinerdinessfulnerd signs in*
*Sandstrom signs in*
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: Well, the purple kangaroo fur that I found on Aussie was surprisingly delicious and nutricious. It actually tasted kind of like vanilla with a hint of lemon and a surprising twist of mint, with a delightful aroma of-- SHINO!! *cyber-space glomps Shino* How ARE you?
*Sandstorm signs off*
Swarm: *smiles* Well... I'm happy for you KaT...
Blackdragon: DAMNIT KATRENA! WHAT DID I SAY?1 WHAT DID I SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU GONE OFF AND SCARED GAARA AWAY AGAIN!!!! DAMNIT!!!!
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: *cowers* I-I'm sorry, Tonya... I didn't mean to... *single tear starts to fall from eye*
Swarm: *glares* Bitch...
Blackdragon: Oh, got somethin' ta say to me?! HUH?!
Swarm:... Actually, I do... You are most infuriating, sick, masochastic, leeching, blonde, unskilled, unintellegent ninja I know. Why? Because you made someone as wonderful as KaTrena cry...
Blackdragon: *twitches*
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: *steps in between the two of you to prevent any violence* Alright, first off... Shino, I'm very flattered that you think me to be a wonderful person. Two, Tonya, cool it, actually, both of you, cool it. I'm over it, now. I don't hold grudges. And three... I never finished how the purple kangaroo fur tasted!!
Blackdragon: *rolls eyes*.... Whatever...
Swarm: ... Fine, if that'll make you happy...
Blackdragon: Anyway, I guess I'll just, y'know, wait for Gaara... again *sighs* Oh Gaara, how I miss you so!
*Uchihavenger signs in*

Uchihavenger: What's going on?

Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: Well, you see, I was on here with Tonya to begin with, and we were talking about how I wanted to go on my journey to complete my one and only mission: To taste purple kangaroo fur! But, since that was my only mission, I was scared to do it, because if I completed that mission, I would no longer have a reason to live, and so that would give Gaara a reason to kill me, (Of course, I believe that Shino is a reason to live, but I assume Gaara does not care about that...) Anywho, so Tonya told me that she would give me a NEW mission, so that I would still have a reason to live, and therefore, Gaara would have no reason to kill me! (Tonya, you haven't given me that new mission yet... ) So, I came back from my mission, and I was describing how the purple kangaroo fur tasted when Shino signed on! Along with Gaara! And, that happened to be at the same time that I was explaining what purple kangaroo fur tasted like, so Gaara automatically signed off, and then Tonya scolded me for scaring him away AGAIN, because I did at the beginning of the conversation, as well, and, well, Shino and her got into a fight about Tonya being a horrible person because she scolded someone as 'wonderful', as Shino puts it, as me, and then I got between them, told them to cool it, and so they did, and then, well, basically, you signed on! AND NOW I'M EXPLAINING THIS TO YOU!! ISN'T THAT SO AMAZ-A-ZING?? ^.^
Uchihavenger: That... uh... very... interesting KaTrena... Hey, has anyone seen Dia?
Blackdragon: Hm? Oh, I tied her up to a tree and set her on fire. As for your mission KaTrena...
Uchihavenger: O.O
Swarm: Oh no...

Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: Yes?
Blackdragon: My mission to you is... TO GET YOURSELF LAID BY SHINO!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Swarm: *smirks*
Uchihavenger: WHERE THE HELL IS DIA?!?!?!?!
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: ......... *whole body slowly errupts into random and violent spazz-attacks* ....................Can....I resort to something a little less......TAKING-AWAY-OF-MY-COMPLETE-AND-UTTER-INNOCENCE-THAT-YOU-TOTALLY-CURRUPTED-ANYWAY-A-WHILE-AGO-BY-SHOWING-ME-THOSE-ITASASU-PICS?????? Like....just a kiss or something? Like I could get him to even do that.... I don't know... I've never been kissed by a guy before... I think I'm a bit nervous... I don't know how to kiss at all... he'd have to make the first move, and I think that it'd be hard to get him to do that, because he's so... shy and reserved and... I don't know, it'd be kinda--
Uchihavenger: WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY AND TONYA, TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK DIA IS!!!
Swarm: *twitches angerly*
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: --awkward, anyway, and I'm not sure if I'd be a good kisser, anyway. Does he even like me enough to kiss me...? I mean, we've known eachother long enough, and I'd say that we have a pretty strong bond, and, well, I just don't know...I wonder how Shino is going to react to this... Oh, crap, does he think I'm insane?? I mean, I don't know if he'll think I'm a crazy psycho who is obssessed or something, but I JUST DON'T KNOW! I'm nervous..... I need chocolate.....
Swarm:.....
*Swarm signs off*
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: NOOOOOO! SHINOOOOOO!!!! HE DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE! *sobs*
Uchihavenger: Wait... YOU WERE LOOKING AT ITASASU?! .... YOU BITCH!
*Uchihavenger signs off*
Blackdragon: Well, it's just us now KaT. I'll say you did a good job scaring the shit outa Shino, nice job spazz. *smirks* Anyway, Dia's acutally at the Hot Springs, she just didn't want Sasuke ta know 'cause he like ta peak lol! I can't believe he acutally--
(Five minutes later)
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: ....Tonya?
Blackdragon: I'm sorry, Tonya is unavailable at this moment. And will be for the next few... months...*smirks*
*Blackdragon signs out*
Nerdynerdinessfulnerd: ... What?? I'm so confuzzled! Shino left me... Tonya is gone... Sasuke and Gaara both left... I'm all alone, now! ... I miss Shino.... *cries silently, but visibly* .....*waits for them to come back* .............*lowers head and slumps in seat* Nobody loves me... Oh well! At least I have my chocolate! Oh, wait... I don't have any chocolate! *cries some more*
FUNNY PIC IN RESULTS

lol, this didn't have much love or anything but it's funny, right?
Hope ya liked it!