Out Of Every Guy In The World I Had To Choose You [[ 27 ]]

i’m so sorry It Took This Long!

 

NORMAL POV:

I woke up the following morning with a large arm wrapped around my shoulders, holding me up against a mildly toned chest. I looked up to see Vivian's head buried into the pillow. He actually looked like he belonged in a coffin. I reached up and kissed him lightly on the chin, seeing as that's as far as my lips could reach. When I kissed him he just kept on sleeping, not even smiling in his sleep, or even waking up for that matter. But thenn again, he was a heavy sleeper. Once he was out... he was gone.

I swung my legs over the side of the bed, pushing myself up to stand on both legs. I padded lightly across the floor, towards the bathroom that still had the lights on from last night. And Vivian wondered why his electric bill was so high. I flipped the switch off, to give the light a break and continued on with my business.

I wondered where the girls were at the moment. And if they were getting revenge on the guys. Which they so rightfully deserved by the way. Sammy should've answered his phone, and Theon shouldn't have just run out without saying goodbye or even why he was leaving.

I walked back into the bedroom and crawled back across the bed, straddling Vivian's sleeping waist. I leaned down and kissed him on the lips, letting it linger while pulling away. Still nothing. No sign of life at all. For all I knew, Vivian could've died and I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between his sleeping and his death.

I sighed and did a James Bond rollover across the bed, springing out of it and grabbing Vivian's T-shirt that he had discarded last night when he thought he was going to get some action.

I pulled the black T-shirt over my head, walking out of the bedroom to find Theon sitting on Vivian's couch, in front of the TV. I just shook my head in pure disgust. Sometimes Theon was nothing more than another pillow on a couch. Unless Roma instructed him to do something or go somewhere, he'd usually be content with just sitting on the couch until he felt like doing something else. I mean, he wasn't a couch potato or anything but he didn't exactly have the most exciting life either.

I walked past him and into the kitchen, opening up the fridge and pulling out a bottle of water, twisting the cap off and taking a few huge gulps before screwing the cap back on and walking back towards the bedroom.

"So you finally decided to come crawling back." Theon said bitterly. I was actually quite shocked that he hae said something like that. Much less to one of his friends' girlfriend. Whom he had known for nearly six years already.

"What crawled up your ass and died?" I asked, seeing the sour look on Theon's face as he turned away from me and back, looking at the TV.I just walked away and turned around once to flip Theon the middle finger.

I walked into the bedroom to find Vivian in an even more interesting position than I had left him in. He head was nearly smashed up against the head board and his feet were hanging sideways off of the bed. I smiled and walked over, pushing him into a less neck breaking position. He still didn't respond when I rearranged him. I don't think I had ever seen such a heavy sleeper in my entire life. I crawled into bed next to him and rested my head on his shoulder as he continued to sleep. He wouldn't mind if I used him as a pillow for a bit. And if he did... what he didn't know wouldn't hurt him.


My eyes started to become heavier as I lay there with my head on Vivian's shoulder. This always happened. I would wake up in the morning, get a drink and then come back to bed and fall asleep again. It was a weird habbit of mine but something that didn't bother me enough to try and break it. I was about to lean in and wrap my arms around Vivian to use him as a blanket/pillow combo when I heard the doorbell ring. I knew Theon was too stubborn to walk the whole 4 feet to the door from the couch so I decided I was the only one able to get to the door at this time.

I stood up, walking towards the front door, glaring daggers at Theon's head as I made it to the door and looked through the peephole, seeing Juke's bright and smiling face behind it. I unbolted and unchained the door, opening it to realize that Juke was wearing a full length trench coat.

Without a word, he stepped aside and walked into the appartment. Theon didn't take notice to any of this. Which actually didn't surprise me in the least. He was usually oblivious to most of the things going on around him if the TV was on. Juke turned around and looked that the utterly confused look on my face. He opened the trench coat to reveal that he was only wearing a red speedo. I had to clamp a hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. This no doubt, was intended for Theon as a prank from Roma. I just smiled and held up a finger, signaling for Juke to wait.

I quickly ran back into the bedroom to find that Vivian was no longer in the bed. Some time between now and my trip to the door, he had woken up and was now in the bathroom. I smiled and opened the door without any warning, to see Vivian getting ready to drop his pants. He held onto them tightly when I came in and gave me a "what the fuck?! Are you out of your fucking mind?" look. He mouth made a movement where he looked like he was about to start screaming so I once again put a finger in front of my lips signaling him to be quiet. He nodded and I walked over to him.

"Juke is out there in a red Speedo." I whispered, trying my hardest not to laugh. I knew exactly what was going to happen and I didn't want to be the only witness of what was about to go down. I figured that I would give Vivian a break from being tormented and let him join in on the fun.

"What?!" He whispered back harshly, acting as if I had just told him that I let Jussi into the appartment and I was just telling him that he was here before I went and had sex with Jussi on the couch. I just shook my head. Obviously Vivian didn't get this at all. He was so dumb sometimes.

"He's here as a prank from Roma." I said. I just then realized that I let our little "secret prank war" plan slip. Luckily Vivian didn't catch on and he just kept looking at me. Suddenly, the light bulb went off in his head and he started laughing.

I turned around and started walking out of the bathroom. I stopped and turned around when I didn't feel Vivian's presence following me. I turned and saw him now standing in front of the toilet with his pants down, "taking care of business. I rolled my eyes.

"Ew Viv that's disgusting. Couldn't you have just told me that you'd be out after you were done or something? I would've waited to watch Juke until you were done." I said. Vivian just gave me an "I'm such a retard.. but I'm you're retard!" look before laughing as I turned around, facing the bathroom wall until he was done. Once I heard the toilet flush, I turned back around and watched as Vivian went and washed his hands, dried them off on a random towel and followed me out of the bathroom.

We both snuck quietly back into the main area, where Juke was standing silently at the kitchen table. A small CD Player on the table which didn't belong to either myself or Vivian. Of course, a stripper needs music. I though, laughing inwardly to myself. I smiled at Juke as Vivian and Juke did their "manly", "what's up?" hand slap. Guys were so ridiculous sometimes.

"I'm guessing you're a gift to Theon from Roma?" I asked, laughing. Juke just laughed lightly and nodded his head.

"What stipper music did you bring?" I asked Juke. Surely Juke had picked out some ridiculous song that would make Theon feel all the more uncomfortable as Juke would be dancing sexually around the room. In a mocking way of course. I just started laughing to myself at what both Vivian and I, not to mention a soon to be very uncomfortable Theon were about to witness. See, Theon always got awkwardly uncomfortable whenever he saw a man trying to act "sexy" in a girl way. So needless to say he was definitely against the idea of male strippers. Unfortunately for him he was about to have a free private show from Juke. And I was nearly pissing my pants from the hilariousness of what was about to happen.

"Um, I didn't bring anything.. Roma said you would have a bunch of stuff for me to choose from." I just rolled my eyes and looked at Vivian. He returned my look with a huge smile. Sometimes I just wanted to slap him.

"Yeah, come on, let's go find something. Vivian you go in and distract Theon so he doesn't suspect anything when he can't find anyone." I said, grabbing Juke by the arm and practically running with him back towards the "office", which is just basically where we kept the laptop and CD's and Vivian's guitars and stuff. But suddenly I got an idea and made a sharp left and into the bedroom Vivian and I stayed in. A stripper wasn't complete without stilettos. I had at least 8 pairs. So I didn't mind if Juke's feet stetched out one pair. I threw open the doors of the enormous walk in closet and dragged Juke in. He didn't know what I was doing until he saw me looking at the heels on the ground.

"How am I going to walk?" Juke asked. I was surprised that he didn't say something like "I'm NOT wearing heels!". An I'm glad he didn't say that because we didn't have the time for me to persuade him into wearing them. I held up a pair of silver ones and he just wrinkled his nose. I felt bad now that Juke was saying he didn't like my shoes. I threw them back onto the mountain of shoes that I owned and picked up another pair. Juke smiled and nodded, grabbing them and started putting them on. Surprisingly they actually sort of fit.... sort of. His toes looked like they were going to burst out of the shoes and you could definitely tell they were about ten sizes too small.

"It's easy, just concentrate on walking and everything else balances itself out." I said, smiling up at Juke who had an "are you kidding?" look on his face. I just shook my head and laughed lightly. I then stood back and looked at Juke's full appearance. The trench coat and my red stilettos didn't match so I told Juke to take of the trench coat. He did and I nearly died of laughter. Theon was going to freak the fuck out.

Then something caught my sight from the corner of my eye. I looked and saw that it was a black fuzzy boa with sparkles through it. I remember that it was part of my Halloween costume from last year. I smiled and grabbed it, handing it to Juke.

"What am I supposed to do with this?" Juke asked. Honestly not knowing as to why I had just handed him the fluffy thing. I gave him an "are you serious?" look and grabbed it, wrapping it loosely around his neck.

"It's a toy. You know, play around with it, use it as a prop." I said laughing. Juke started laughing as well. I think some ideas popped up in his head as to what Theon was about to expierience that he could do with the boa.

"Alright now you need make-up."I said, walking out of the closet and coming back in with my liquid eyeliner. I told Juke to close his eyes as I painted a thick line on his top lid and flipped it up at the end, giving him an "egyptian eye".  I then told him to open his eyes and look up. He did as I told him and I painted a thinner line along the botown lid, being careful not to stab Juke in the eye. I told him I was done and he opened his eyes, blinking and drying the eyeliner. I put the eyeliner in my back pocket and dragged Juke to the bathroom so that he could not only see what he looked like, but also do something with his hair. He needed 80's hooker hair. Big and puffy.

Once we were done I had used about half a bottle of volumizer in Juke's hair and in all honesty, he lookedl like he had stuck his finger in an electrical socket a dozen times in a row. Juke and I both looked in the mirror and laughed at his appearance. He looked like a drag queen. But a cute drag queen at that. I had since applied a bit of lip gloss on his lips as well, making them a little more pink that normal.

"Alright we need music and then we're ready to go." I said, making Juke follow me into the office. I started furiously going through all of my CD's. Unfortunately in this scenario, all I had was rock or metal, I couldn't find any of my "stripper" music. I suddenly remembered that I had a shit load of CD's under our bed, we hadn't had enough room for both of us to have all of our CD's out. So we had to store some.

I looked through the box that was under my bed and found the perfect song for Juke. I smiled and showed Juke the cover of the single. He smiled and laughed. This was going to be too good for anyone in the band to miss. So I decided that I would film it. I grabbed Juke's hand and made him put his trench coat back on while we made our way back out to the kitchen. I plugged in Juke's CD player and made it so that once we turned it on, the music would practically be blasting through the house. 

I told Juke to wait in the kitchen as I walked into the room where both Vivian and Theon were watching the TV. The only difference between the two was the evil smirk that was across Vivian's face. I couldn't help but laugh a little myself. Theon had no idea what was about to happen. 

"Hey baby can you help be with something in the kitchen?" I asked sweetly, trying to convince Theon that it was just another normal day with Farrah and Vivian.  Vivian turned and looked at me, smiling. He got up and just before he walked away, towards me, he grabbed the remote so that once Juke was ready, we'd be able to turn off the TV without Theon being able to turn it back on.

Vivian and I walked hand in hand back to the kitchen and he stood with the remote, ready to turn it off once Juke was ready. I waited for Juke to give us the go ahead. I quickly remembered that I wanted to tape this for the rest of the guys and now girl(S). I grabbed my camera off of the kitchen table and turned it one. My camera could tape 5 minutes of media. And I was sure that Juke's stripping wouldn't take any longer than 5 minutes.

"Are you ready?" I whispered to Juke. He smiled and winked at me in a girlish manner, like a stipper would do, just to earn a few extra cents on her paycheck. I laughed and looked at Vivian, silently telling him to turn off the TV. He pressed the power button on the remote and the TV instantly turned off.

"What the hell..? FARRAH YOUR FUCKING TV IS BROKEN!!!" Theon yelled from the room. Apparently everything in this appartment was Vivian's, until it became either broken, "stupid" or "useless" and then it was mine... according to Theon that is. Sometimes I just wanted to choke him! But I would have time for that later.

Juke looked over at me and pointed to the stereo, signaling for me to turn it on. When I did, the song Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake came blasting through the speakers. I smiled and quickly grabbed my camera, and started following Juke towards the entrance to the family room where an unsuspecting Theon was sitting, absolutely confused as to the sudden blasting of an American pop artist through the entire appartment.

I started watching as Juke started strutting towards the front of the room from behind the couch. Juke could strut better than I could. And that was extremely scary. He had the hip swaying down pat. Vivian joined me and watched it all in person as I watched it from behind the camera screen.

Juke finally made it to the front of the room without falling from the near 7 inch, black vinyl stilettos that he was wearing. He still had the trench coat on as he turned and made a sexy face at Theon. I nearly started to piss myself and the real dancing hadn't even started yet. I looked to the side and saw the Vivian was laughing as well. We had to laugh quietly though so Theon wouldn't be side tracked from Juke's gorgeousnes. =]

"Juke what - the -fuck - are you doing?" Theon said, his eyes wide. From where I was standing I was able to zoom in on Theon's face. It showed a mix of pure shock, disgust and fear. And I didn't feel the least bit sorry for him.

Just then, Juke started moving his lips along to the words as Justin started singing through the CD player. He had a very lustful look on his face, like he wanted to have rough sex with Theon and was letting it be known. I couldn't help it as tears of laughter started coming from my eyes. And the trench coat hadn't even come off yet.

And just as I thought that, Juke untied the trench coat ,slowly "teasing" Theon. That is, if Theon had actually been enjoying this. He looked all but thrilled at the moment. Then, Juke quickly held the coat open on both sides like a hooker would, showing of his imaginary assets and standing with his butt stuck up in the air, legs locked, showing off the stilettos. He definitely looked like he belonged on a stage in a gay bar.

"Juke put your coat back on!" Theon said. But Juke kept on "singing" to Theon. He then whipped off the coat and threw it so it landed over Theon's face. I laughed and took this opportunity of Theon's momentary blindness to move closer. I sat in a location so that I was hidden from Theon but I could still see him perfectly. I watched and cried (of laughter) as Juke went up and stood with his butt pointed towards where Theon's face would be once Theon got the coat off of his head.

Eventually Theon did remove the coat from his head, only to be practically raped in the face by Juke's behind. At this point, I could barely hold the camera steady I was laughing that hard. I watched and laughed as Theon started squirming around, trying desperately to get away from Juke's butt. But there was no escape. Luckily for Theon, Juke moved away, but only to grab the boa that he had at one point, thrown over the back of the couch. He put part of it behind Theon's neck and practically pulled Theon towards him. At this point, the look on Theon's face was worth more than all the money in the world. Every emotion of hate possible was mixed into one very interesting look.

At this point, I was five seconds away from pissing my pants. And from the looks of it, so was Theon. But it woud be for a totally different reason. Theon looked like he had just seenthe boogeyman. And even part of me thought that he was going to start crying and go running home to Roma.

Juke started sex-ing it up a bit more, playing with the sides of his Speedo, acting as if he was going to pull them down at any moment. Theon took the distance between him and Juke as an opportunity to make a dash for the door. He got up and just as he was about to run, Juke grabbed him and started rubbing himself against Theon's leg. At this point, I couldn't hold it in anymore and I started laughing out loud histerically along with Vivian as Juke continued humping/grinding Theon's leg to death. Theon tried limping away from Juke. Limping because he could really only use one leg, Juke had the other one. And for a dramatic effect, Juke tossed his hair back and forth, trying to "act sexy" and that's when I lost it. I dropped the camera and started rolling back and forth on the ground, laughing to the point where I couldn't breath and made loud noises when I inhaled. Tears were making a waterfall down my face. I looked over at Vivian, only to see that he had joined me in the rolling party on the floor. I looked up an saw Juke trying to give Theon a kiss on the cheek and by the look on Theon's face. He was doing everything in his power to avoid the kiss.

Theon eventually got away from Juke, running around the room, just trying desperately to get away from Juke. And what was even funnier was watching Juke chase him in stilettos, 80's hair, lip gloss an eyeliner, and a red Speedo with a boa around his neck. The song had been by far over and now the only sound that filled the room was Theon's constant cries for either Juke to stay away or someone to help him, Juke's noises he made when he made "kissy lips" at Theon, and last but not least, the hysterical laughter coming from both Vivian and I as we continued laying there on the carpet as the chase continued. If this is what happened on just an everyday basis, I couldn't wait to see what crazy stuff happened when we went with the boys on tour.

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OMG THAT TOOK FOREVER!!!