The Unofficial Fanfiction Academy of Quizilla

This is NOT Miss-Cam authorized, (as of yet) although it is a spin-off of sorts.

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‘Emiko was a young Leaf ninja with eyes the color of deepset night. Her hair was long and reddish black and floated behind her like an elegent curtain. She wore a shrt, dark blue dress with a spacial hidden pocket for kunai. Her skin was perfectley taned, and she had curves in all the write places.’

Liz, a fourteen-year-old girl with brown eyes and mousy-brown hair that couldn’t decide if it was curly or not, stopped typing and reread what she had written. The spell checker had underlined some misspelled words, but so what? That was part of the genius. And only the really annoyingly smart people cared anyway. Who wanted their opinion?

‘Her mother had dyed when she was 3, and her dad abondoned her when her mother dyed. Emiko had to learn to live on her own. Eventually she went to the Konoha school…’

She sat back and smiled. The people on Quizilla would love this. A beautiful, tortured girl, who fell in love with every single possible character.

“…where she met Sasuke Uchiha, the talenetd young ninja with a past that closley mirrored hers…"

A small, shrill scream came from her computer. It didn’t sound like the high-pitched noises the computer usually gave off either; it sounded like a human scream. She looked over her computer. Everything seemed fine. She shrugged, and kept typing.

“…and Naurto Uzumaki, the hyper ninja with orange cloths. who had a realy hot body.”

“For the love of fanfiction, you could at least try to spell his name right,” her computer told her. Liz swore. “Well, now that was rude,” it said. The screen went black.

“Hey! I hadn’t saved that!” Liz said indignantly.

“Thank God.” A tan-skinned girl with long black hair wearing a blue kimono appeared on the screen.

“Who the hell are you?” Liz asked, eyes wide.

“I’m Mary Sue No. 134672,” the girl told her, “but according to you, apparently I’m Emiko.”

Liz looked at her, brows furrowed in confusion. “What’s a Mary Sue?”

“A Mary Sue is a female character who is beautiful, smart, naturally talented, able to seduce every single man in a five mile radius, Save The World, and in general is all-around perfect,” Mary Sue No. 134672 said. “There are several sub-categories. I’m a ninja-angst Mary Sue.”

[If you would like more information on Mary Sues, look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Sue_fanfiction ]

“That’s great,” Liz said. “Can I have my computer back now?”

“Nope,” Emiko said. “You have been charged with writing badfic, repetitive misspelling, creating a Mary Sue, and threatening to destroy canon. You will not be able to write any more fanfiction until you obtain a liscense from the Unofficial Fanfiction Academy of Quizilla.” Liz gave her a blank stare. Emiko rolled her eyes. “Your writing sucks. You won’t be allowed to write any more until you pass a year at UFAQ.”

“Oh. Will it be hard?”

Emiko just smiled at her. “Classes include Commas 101, Introduction to Canon, and Platonic Relationships.”

Sounded easy enough. “How do I join?” A stack of forms appeared on her desk.

“Fill these out, pack up some clothes, and be waiting by your window at around nine in the morning tomorrow. Something should be around to pick you up. Class starts next week.”

“Wait—won’t my parents notice if I just leave for a year?”

“At the end of the year, you’ll be taken back to the exact time and place you were when you left.”

“Okay then.” The girl in her computer grinned evilly, then disappeared.

Liz turned her attention to the large stack of forms on her desk. After filling them out, she packed up some clothes and went to bed, wondering if she had imagined everything.

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Well, that’s the beginning of UFAQ. I will probably refer to myself as my username on fanfiction.net : Mintaka the Comedienne. I will be the coordinator of UFAQ.

If you want to become a student of UFAQ, you must (1) be older than 13 (2) be able to read and write English reasonably well (3) have a good sense of humor.

Here’s the sign-up form. Copy and paste it into a message to me, atra.cealum, and fill it out. You will probably be mentioned in the story once or twice. You do NOT need to have written any fanfiction to apply. You don't have to be a bad writer, either. HOWEVER, you must accept that I have a right NOT to accept you into UFAQ for reasons of my own. Unnecessary swearing/insults will result in expulsion. Let’s keep this rated PG, folks.

Username:

What you prefer to be called:

Age:

Gender:

Species (PLEASE put “human”):

Fandom(s) (put as many as you like):

Have you written slash? Yes/No

Have you ever created a character that resembles a Mary Sue? Yes/No/not sure

Do you know what “canon” is? Yes/No

Your favorite color:

Your Lust Object (you may put as many as you like):

You are Evil /Good /Undecided

Do you use spellcheck? Yes/No

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Well, there you have it. I’m also in need of a few staff members. You must contact me for information. You must prove to me that you are a goodfic writer capable of proper spelling and grammar.

Welcome to UFAQ.

NOTICE: *If* we can get  this thing Miss Cam authorized, it will likely become the OFFICIAL Fanfiction Academy of Quizilla. (OFAQ)