A Ridiculous Random Story

PLEASE READ THE MEMO, VERY IMPORTANT INFO IS IN THERE!!!!! Anywho, here are the main characters of the Random Story Series:
Andalee(Andee)
Emily
Alyssa Marie Bertrand(lyssie)
Alyssa(from anime randomness)Kaye Wright(lyss lyss)
Heather
and other various guests that I felt obliged to include. Now keep in mind that not just anime (if an y at all) will be used. ANYONE can be used.
NOW LET'S GET THIS RIDICULOUS THING STARTED!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!! I LOVED THE OTHER SERIES!! IT MADE ME LAUGH SO FREAKIN HARD!!(BG ^-^ yay!)
hmm didn't read the other series, but yeah, I'll check this one out, I could use a laugh!
Peter Griffin is seen standing in front of the fridge, his head inside of it, not moving as if in a trance.
Andee: Hey Peter whatcha doin'?
Peter:.....*cricket chirp*
Andee: OMG are you DEAD?
Emily: *busts through wall* Hillary Clinton's dead???! What?!
Andee: No, I was just asking Peter if-
Lyssie: *busts through other wall* "You were asking Peter for a sniff?!?! What?!
Andee: NO! I WAS JUST-
Heather: *busts through floor boards*"............"
Andee: YES?!
Heather:............peer pressure?
Andee: -.-................wow.
Heather: *mumbles* Everyone else was doing it............*cries* I JUST WANT TO FIT IN!!!!
Lyss Lyss: Aww don't cry Heather!
Heather:*continues to cry making a puddle on the floor*
A turkey walks up and pats Heather on the back and hands her a tissue.
Heather: *blows nose* Thanks.
Turkey: SHE HAS TAKEN THE SACRED TISSUE!!!
A whole bunch of turkies form a circle around Heather and bow down to her.
Turkeys: ALL HAIL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Emily: She's not Chuck Norris!!!
Turkey: That may be, but she took the sacred tissue, which makes her the Chuck Norris of all turkeys.
Turkeys: AMEN! *continue to bow*
Lyss Lyss:.......Turkeys are stupid.....
Heather: This is the happiest day of my life! *tear trickles down cheek*
Lyssie: A whole bunch of stupid birds bowing down to you and referring to you as a guy PLEASES you??
Heather:..............turkeys and toasters! ^-^
Emily: WTF?
Turkeys: O.O TOASTERS...........*all place Toasters at Heather's feet as an offering*
Lyss Lyss: Once again.......turkies are STUPID.
Lyssie: ANYWAY! Hey Andee, did you ever find out why Peter wouldn't answer?..........Andee? ANDEE?!
Andee is seen right next to Peter both have heads in fridge not moving.
Emily:...........oooooookay then....
Lyss Lyss:.....what the hell is the matter with them?
Lyssie: No idea...
Emily: Well they both have short attention spands so it'll pass soon!
Lyssie: Yeah.How about in the meantime we have a Harry Potter marathon?
Lyss Lyss: SURE!
Emily: OMG YESS!!!*grabs DVD case and starts drooling at Harry's picture*
Lyssie: Care to join us Heather?
Heather is still in the center of the circle of turkeys flapping her arms shouting, "TURKEYS AND TOASTERS!!!"
Lyss Lyss: Erm....shall we start without her?
Emily:..........yea let's...*all head to living room*
3 DAYS LATER....
Emily:OMG THEY STILL HAVENT EFFING MOVED!!! >.< Lyss Lyss: ANDEE!!!!!! HELLO?? PETER?!?!?!
Lyssie: IT'S BEEN THREE FUCKING DAYS!!!
Andee and Peter continue to stare into the fridge.
Lyss Lyss: OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THERE PROBLEM!?
Heather: I'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!!!!*squeezes in between them to see* HEY! There's only one thing in this whole fridge! Hey.....there's writing on it...
Emily: What does it say??
Lyssie: Yea read it, since obviously whatever it is is brainwashing them.
Heather:........OMG!!
Lyss Lyss, Lyssie and Emily: WHAT?!!?!
Heather.......................I CANT READ! T_T *cries*
Lyssie: -.- LEMME SEE! *moves past her*.....................You've GOT to be joking....!

Lyss Lyss and Emily: WHAT?
Lyssie: *pulls it out* -.- It's a carton of orange juice....
Lyss Lyss, Emily and Heather: ORANGE JUICE!?!!?
Lyssie: It says "concentrate" on it........-_-
Emily: *bangs head on table*
Lyss Lyss: *slaps forehead*
Heather:........................Guacomole ^-^
Andee and Peter wake from their trance.
Andee: Whoa what happened??
Lyssie: You were staring at Orange Juice..
Andee: Well no shit Sherlock, it said "concnetrate" !!
Peter:.........It did?
Andee: DUH! Why else would you be staring at it.
Peter: I just thought it was sexy..
Heather: *gasp*!! YOURE RIGHT IT IS SEXY!! *starts tkain gpictures of the orange juice*
Andee: *looks around* Hey where's Jack?
Emily: *stops banging head* @_@ Sparrow?? *has birds circling head*
Andee: Yeah, he's my current boyfriend...
Lyss Lyss: I thought I heard snoring earlier.
Andee: Where?
Lyss Lyss: In there. *points to cupboard under sink*
Andee opens it to reveal Jack Sparrow cuddling with a teddy bear snoring.
Jack: *snore* Why yes Barbosa that's a lovely dress, it'll go great with my eyes..*snores and rolls over*
Andee:o.O*shuts cupboard*
Lyssie: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.....
Emily: Ditto....
Lyss Lyss:.................Meow ^-^
Heather: COME MY MINIONS!!!!! OF TO CHUCKY CHEESES WHERE WE SHALL DOMINATE ITS TOKENS AND RIDES AND.......uh PIZZA!!!
Turkeys :*gather guns* PIZZA!!!! *follow Heather to take over Chucky Cheeses*
Peter:......something tells me that mouse is gunna get raped..
Andee: Yea......
THE END.
*is rolling on ground laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA!!!! THAT WAS FUNNEH ^-^
It was okay! Made me giggle a bit!
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Lol glad you liked it ^-^