Dirty Laundry {{ARIF MIRABDOHLBAGI/RODY WALKER/LUKAS HOSKIN X0X0 ;) <3}}

So one night, not too long ago, Arif Mirabdohlbagi was folding some laundry when Rody came downstairs to check on him.
"So you're folding laundry, eh?" said Rody. He was not actually very interested in Arif's clothing, moreso about Arif's clothing COMING OFF! WOOHOO!
"Yes, I love folding laundry," Arif replied, "it is my greatest joy in life."
Rody sat down on Arif's bed. "You know what MY greatest joy in life is?"
Arif shrugged. "What?"
Rody stood dramatically. "HAVIN' A GOOD TIIIIME WITH YOU IN THE BEDROOM, YOU SEXY BEAST!" And then he boned Arif up the bum.
Then Lukas came... DOWNSTAIRS... and was like, "WHAT THE HECK, CHODY! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!"
Rody looked around. "Indeed."
Luke became red in the face. "ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?11!?@2"
Rody said, "No."
Then Arif was like, "... I just wanted to fold laundry. It's what I like to do. I'm not enjoying this at all, Luke, if it's any consolation."
Luke sighed. "Wellll.... okay. But, Rody, I expect you to come... UPSTAIRS... once you have finished and I want you to make sweet unholy gay love to me by the dishwasher. Mmkayz?"
Rody nodded, "But of course!"
"I love you, Rody," said Luke.
Rody smiled. "I love you too, Lukizz."
"I LOVE LAMP," said Arif.
And that's the end.