Lie To Me {Jeph Howard}

*A month Later* "Im getting maried!", i said in a sing-song voice. Ren walked by my side and i smiled.
" I swear Ren, your kid is gonna be retarded.", I mumbled as she tried to do Bert's creepy dance.
"I know! Me too! She is gonna come out like me and her daddy, that's for sure."
"How do you know it's gonna be a girl?"
"I know these things!"
WE both lokoed down at her stomach. She was so cute with her tiny baby bumb. When i broke my wrist in the fight with Jeph and Keith, that was when we had suspected it,as soon as the tour ws over with we went home for a week, she took the test and freaked out for two weeks. We were still waiting for the perfect time to tell Bert. Luckily, we were able to kepp Jeph's in his pants. I wouldnt exactly say it ws a good thing but oh well.....it'd come one day....one day soon hopefully. but we didnt want to have to worry about two babies while we were on tour.
"So...what are name possiblities???"
"There are so many to choose from, I'm not quite sure."
I smiled at her. tHe kid would be three years old and she still wouldnt be able to decide.
We chose our wedding dresses together and we were soon headed home. Not Alabama. No! Utah! Orem to be exact! Jepha and Bert were waiting for us on the porch. Ren and I had dubbed today the 'tell-bert-that-he-implanted-demon-spawn-in -ren's-tummy Day. I winked at Jeph as i walked past him. ren grabbed Bert's arm and asked him if they could talk. Leave it up to Ren to make the poor boy think that she was going to break up with him. A few momwnts later, I erupted into a fit of laughter as i heard Bert' girly squeal.
"You're what?", Bert yelled in his hyped up voice. It was soon followed by a woop of laughter. en was being towed into the living room by Bert and he was giddy w/ laughter. He turned to Jeph.
"I made a baby!", Bert squealed.
Jeph looked at me shocked
"You know this?"
I smiled mischeviously.
"What, that Bert and Ren have been boinking or the fact that Ren is a human incubator?''
Jeph smiled at me and pulled me into a hug.
"Well....we know that they are the only one's who will be incubating anytime soon.", Jeph mumbled into my hair. Ever since Jeph had found out about what Keith had donr to me, he hadnt even asked me if i wanted to have sex yet. we kept it safe with just kisses and hugs, i was tired of the carefullness....time to seduce.
"Mmhmm"
I kissed Jeph and pressed my body up to his. I had been thinking about this lately, a lot really. I pulled Jeph into the bedroom.
"wha....?"
Jeph stood still as I hugged him from behind.
"About that Jepha."
I kissed the back of Jeph's neck and i felt hims shiver undr my fingertips and lips. I tugged at his shirt until I had it pulled off of his lean body. I kissed each of his tattoos (took a while i know) that were exsposed to me. I saved, Choke Me for last. AS i kissed his neck he pulled me on top of him and pulled me to the bed. He looked up into my face and touched me gently. i leaned into him and kissed him roughly.
"Mimi, what aer you up to????"
I smiled and edged my lips to his ear.
"What d you think????"
Jeph raised his eyebrow up at me and gently caressed my breast with his palm. And when i didnt bat hin away or shrink away he looked at me funny. When i leaned into his touch, his eyes brightened...
"ohhh...."
A few minutes later, helay on top of me. Sweat was covering his face. No.....we havent yet..... He was actually sweating over the little foil wrapper that iwa trying to nwrap with very shky hands.... he pressed his hard, throbbing...you know up against me as i tried my best. The door burst open.
"Damnit you people! WE HAVE ONE TOO MANY INCUBATORS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", Tori screamed us when she saw us in our position. Jeph just stared stupidly at her and i finally tore the wrapper open.
"That''s what we've got this little buddy for."
she grumbled and closed the door, well....slammed the door. I lowered my hand with the item in it and trailed my hand to Jeph's lower regions......and i mumbled
"oh....where were we?"