YOU USED TO DRESS PUNK AND HAVE A TEST TUBE FETISH BUT NOW I'LL CRY AND EAT RICE WITH MY WEENY ON THE INTERNET FEATURING PRANIEL

They sat in a filthy train carriage, segregated into small groups. Corey and Oli, Chrischie and Pete and the five friends. Pete seemed reluctant to talk to his new-found friend and fan. Chrischie however spoke a mile a minute, taking a breath every 5 minutes or so. Oli and Corey were informed of the current situation and what the hell Pete Wentz was doing with them.

The atmospehere remained mostly quiet except for the continuous chattering of Chrischie in a teenybopper, girl voice.

The train lurched to the stop once more when suddenly a tall lanky figure, wearing short shorts, a fanny pack and a grey jumper boarded the exact same carriage. Naomi and Tiffany knew right away from staring at the back of his mullet clad head that is was Chickenman. He turned and spotted them.

"Oh hey guys," he said in a girly American accent.

"What the heck is even up with your voice?" Naomi asked staring at him weirdly.

"Oh," Chickenman cleared his throat. His voice went back to just girly - his normal speaking tone.

"Why were you at Cabrammatta..?" Jenary asked suspiciously.

Chickenman had just gotten on from Cabramatta station...alone. It was the azn town to beat all azn towns in Sydney. So what the heck was he doing? Ex-emo, ex-scene, hardcore white boy in Cabramatta makes no sense whatsoever.

Chickenman pretended not to notice her and ceased to reply. Everyone stared at him. He still didn't reply.

"Um..." Tiffany murmured to break the awkward silence. "How's your cousin?"

"Oh he's...fine...yeah. He's supposed to get on this train at Liverpool."

"What's he doing in Liverpool?"

"Uh...he's gone a bit loony..."

"Oh. That fits."

Another awkward silence. Chickenman decided to take a seat next to Corey and Oli.

"Hey bro," Corey greeted him.

"Stop trying to be cool," Daniel told Corey.

Corey frowned at him.


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Liverpool station was not very far away and it was only a few moments later the train lurched to a stop at the station. Chickenman had to call his cousin in order for him to get to their carriage. Tiffany was licking her lips in a freaky way getting very excited to terrorise him.

"Oh there he is," announced Chickenman. Everyone turned to look at the carriage doors as they opened and Fez came in very slowly. Upon seeing Chickenman he jumped a little and hugged him.

"OH MY - THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE."

Chickenman was making choking noises. "Can you stop touching me."

Fez immediately retreated and sat down next to Chrischie. He spotted Pete and screamed in a high-pitched girl like manner. He grabbed him by the shoulders, suffocating Chrischie. "YOU ARE IN DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.

Pete looked at him. "I was in danger hours ago," he said bored and raising an eyebrow.

Suddenly, Fez's eyes retreated to the back of his head and his body began shaking. A different voice came out of him, it wasn't his own. It was deep and husky. "In...order to...return...to your...normal...state...all of you....must....must......." he trailed off and Pete shook him going wide-eyed.

"What?! WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO DO???!!!" he yelled for answer.

The rest of the group were staring just as wide-eyed as Pete was. Well actually, their eyeballs were practically popping out of their heads. Fez wasn't meant to be the scary one. He was meant to be the scared one.

Fez's voice sounded dry and cracked.

"Um, do you need a glass of water?" Daniel asked casually.

Pete glared at him for the millionth time. "STFU HE NEEDS TO TELL US SOMETHING!!!"

"...you must all...." Fez choked out. "Defeat......HIM...."

"WHO THE HECK IS HIM?!"

"The.....m-m-master....of......time......"

"BUT WHO IS HE DAMN YOU?!"

"....P..."

"PETE?!"

"Pr....."

"Hurry up and say it already," Jenary said annoyed.

"PRANEIL!"

And with that Fez's eyeballs rolled back into place and he fell back into the train seat, unconcious.

Naomi popped her eyeballs back into her head, looked at Tiffany, shrugged and said, "Well now's the perfect time to rape him."









to be continued.