Getting Rid of Fangirls... For Dummies!

Here's a little series that formulated in my brain pretty randomly. It's a comedy, so don't take it too seriously. If fact, don't take it seriously at all. I suppose it's set mid-sixth year for Harry, since some of the jokes are based off things that happened in HBP. However, the time period isn't exactly distinct or important.This whole story isjust a big fuzzy ball of craziness.Here's all the chapters that I'm going to make; the point of view the story is from is listed as well:
Preface (Harry Potter)
Tip #1: (Harry Potter)
Tip #2: (Ronald Weasley)
Tip #3: (Draco Malfoy)
Tip #4: (Severus Snape)
Tip #5: (Remus Lupin)
Tip #6: (Sirius Black)
Tip #7: (Cedric Diggory)
Tip #8: (Nymphadora Tonks)
Tip #9: (Madame Pomfrey)
Tip #10: (???)

And, just so you know, there will not be any more chapters after Tip #10. (: