You said goodbye to your mother, who just called you and sighed in relief. God, she almost gave you a heart attack, when she said she wants to visit you in Japan. "I can't let her come here! I'm trying to start a new life here, it would be a disaster if she found out I'm going to this school as a girl... Yeah, a girl." You smile happily. "Finally, no more lies. Oh, right, that blonde idiot..." You turn to the blonde guy, whom you vaguely remember to be called Tamaki and see him gesturing something to Haruhi. "Oh well, let him think whatever he wants..." Your eyes widen a bit. "This is... a chance to RUN!" You smirk and casually step towards the door, hoping you could come as close as possible, but you're stopped by the twins:
-Going somewhere?
You turn to them and smile:
-Apparently, yes. It's time for me to say goodbye. It was fun here, but I think I'll be going.
You smile ans try to think of a way to trick the twins, when the doors open and a group of girls comes in. Tamaki dashes to them and starts saying comliments, holding one of the girls hand in his hands, welcoming them to the club. You raise your brow and shaje your head. You really don't like where this is going. You hear Kyouya's voice beside you:
-Why don't you stay here for a while, Akito-kun. It's not like you're rushing somewhere, are you?
You smile at him:
-In fact, I am, so...
-Kyyyaaaaahhh!!!
You flinch at the high pitched scream and turn around to face some girls.
-Waaaah, Akito-kun!!! Have you... have you by any chance... - the girl squirms and blushes whispering. - ...joined... A-Akito-kun...
"That's it!" You loose your patience and smirk at the girl evilly:
-What's with the screaming, baby? Am I too handsome for your pretty little eyes? - you lean forward towards the girl and wink at her.
She shrieks and faints. You catch her a bit surprised. "Maybe I overdid it."
-Well, - Kyouya pushes his glasses up. - You must take responsibility for that.
You sigh and carry the girl to the nearest free sofa. The other girls squeal watching you carry her and you start thinking this school is nothing more but a crazy house.
You turn to Kyouya:
-You seem to be one of normal people here, so tell me, what does this club do?
Kyouya smirks lighly as he says:
-Why don't you take a look around and see for yourself?
You shake you head and turn around.
-Fine. I will.
You look around and notice the blonde idiot, called Tamaki. He's holding some girl's hand AGAIN and rambling some nonsenses.
-Tamaki, the Prince type. - you hear Kyouya say. - He's the most requested host here, sometimes referred to as the King of the Ouran Host Club.
-So, in other words, a soft-hearted idiot with a painful childhood and self-esteem as high as the Eiffel tower. Half-french as well, I guess.
You look up at Kyouya, but are unable to read his face.
The Prince Type! ![]()
-Ok, so what's next?
You smile and turn your glance to an unusual pair of a super tall guy and the little blonde kid.
-Mori and Honey, the Wild type and the Lolishota type.
You raise your brow as you see Honey simply act cute as a little child and Mori just... just... well, just STANDINDG... Come on, he's not even talking or smiling!
-Great... I'm starting to think these girls are real perverts. Why is Mori the Wild type? Beats me. He seems more like a nanny to Honey. - You chuckle.
The Wild Type! ![]()
-Then what about Honey-sempai?
You stay silent for a moment.
-He is... scary. He has scary eyes and I bet a sharp mind as well.
You don't see Kyouya looking at you schocked, you just turn to the twins and a small warm smile appears on your lips. "He's the one with the sharp mind here. - Kyouya narrows his eyes, watching you carefully. - He sees right through our facades... Why?"
The Lolishota Type! ![]()
You look at the twins, acting their little act of incest love to the girls. You raise your brow in disbelief:
-Does this even work?
-The Little Devil Type.
-That's called INCEST, Kyouya. - you look at him and suddenly you laugh. - Well, the world of twins is always extremely small. You always make up weird games.
You sigh and turn to the twins frowning a bit.
-Trust is a feeling hard to find...
Kyouya's POV:
-Trust is a feeling hard to find...
He said it so casually, but I still heard his voice tremble a bit. That's right, his file mentioned he had a twin sister. She died in a car crash. Is that why he knows so much about HIkaru and Kaoru? But that doesn't explain the others...
The Devil Type! ![]()
Your POV:
-So, is there anyone else I need to see?
Kyouya smiled at you, but you just scoffed at it, fake smiles were your specialty.
-Haruhi, the Natural type, is over there.
You look at that direction to see girls crowd around poor Haruhi. "Lesbians..." - you think to yourself.
-No comment. - you say aloud.
-No comment? - Kyouya raises his brow.
-Yep, - you turn around to face him. - It's not my place to question why a girl poses as a guy. She must have a good reason for that.
You notice your words shocked Kyouya so much he gasped, but he soon regained his composure.
The Natural Type! ![]()
You turn around, heading towards the door, but Kyouya grabs your hand and turn you to face him, his eyes unreadable behind his glasses, his voice a bit ominous:
-You seem to know a lot about the members of this club. So tell me, what do you think of me?
You look at him coldly, pulling back your hand:
-I think I'll keep that to myself. Why don't you try and find it out yourself, poker face? - You smirk at him. - Or are you too busy running the Host Club from the shadows?
The Cool Type! ![]()
You don't wait for his answer and walk away briskly towards the door, but again, there's a blonde guy in front of you.
"Will I EVER get out of here?!"
-And what do you want?
Tamaki shoves his hands towards you:
-Ah, my noble knight! You simply MUST join my fabulous club! Yes, the ladies await...
His voice is overpowered by the girls shrieking. This was seriously getting on your nerves. You only wanted to finally live a normal life. Your patience was running out.
-Look, that's not possible however you look at it. I'm not suited for this thing, so just let me pass. - you sigh. - Gosh, do I even look like a guy to you?
You shake your head. "For goodness sake, I'm a GIRL, are you all that stupid to really mix me with a guy? Even in my old all-boys school I was considered girly, though no one found out my real gender." You look at Tamaki, hoping he'll step away, but he just puts his fingers to his forehead as if thinking hard.
-Yes, yes... I see what you mean! Your face is really delicate and you're so skinny! Oh, but don't worry! this club exists to help out everyone and anytime! - he smiles at you idiotically. - We'll definitely help you become more manly! Yes, my boy, we'll make a man out of you!
You freeze.
"Man, man, man, man..." the word echoes through your mind, anger and hatred rising in your heart.
-Man...ly... - you whisper shocked.
Rage overcomes you - you jump towards Tamaki, grab him by his throat, easily pushing him against the wall, and hiss through your teeth:
-Say that again and I swear you won't live to see another day.
You let go of him and he falls down to the ground. You don't even look at him, you don't hear the girls shriek and other club members run towards Tamaki either. You storm off the room, slamming the door, and run along the corridor as far as possible.
"I just want to finally live my own life! Is that too much to ask?.. Don't I have the right to?.."
I strangled Tamaki?!..... O.O
You didn't go to the lessons that day anymore. You wandered around the town, lost as to what to do and came home only at night. You had no idea how to face these guys anymore, afterall, both Kyouya and Tamaki were in your class... There was no way you could change what was done. It was too late. You lay awake for hours, unable to sleep.
"What shoud I do now? I lost my temper... and I took it out on him... God, do I really look that much as a guy?.. No matter tomorrow, I'll put on my new uniform and I'll apologize to Tamaki. Even if it was harsh what he said, I overreacted as well..."
[Kyouya] The pretender: I'm not a boy, but you will never know it [Ohtori] PART 5
A huge thank you and friendly hug to angelvoice15, don't worry, I'll definitely write a happy ending ~.^Did you like this story? Make one of your own!
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