Hayley stared as Lindsay walked passed hand in hand with Dustin, the one Hayley has had a crush on for like, ever.
The late bell rang and Hayley rushed off to class
"sorry Im late Mrs. Schooley," Hayley apologized breathlessly
"detention" was all Mrs. Schooley said without even looking up from her book. Halyey stuck her tongue out in the direction of her teacher
"stupid Mrs. Schooley" she mumbled, sitting down at her desk.
Hayley got out her book and started reading. And she almost fell out of her seat when a folded piece of lined paper landed on her desk. She looked back at Josh, who was trying to hide his smile in his book.
Hayley read the note:
why so late? Josh wrote.
Lindsay Hayley scrawled neatly on the paper and flicked it back at Josh.
whatd she do?
shes a whore thats what she did! She knows I like him! GEEZ! Shes flaunting him around like a piece of meat.
yeah I saw her with another guy at the mall, she was all over him. Making out and everything
Why would they make out at the mall? They know people from our school will see them and tell Dustin
Maybe she wants you to know about the other guy, so youll get even madder at her, and she knows youll never tell Dustin because youre too nice
Hayley looked back at Josh, thinking he may be right, when a shadow passed over her desk. She looked up at Mrs. Schooley she may only weigh 100 pounds but man is that chick frightening. Hayley gulped and tried to smile innocently.
"passing notes are we?" Mrs. Schooley asked menacingly ""to the principal's office Ms. Willliams and Mr. Farro"
The class murmured their oooooooo's as the accused walked to the door with their hall passes.
"what a witch!" Hayley said once out of ear shot.
"she has got to have something stuck up her butt!" Josh agreed
"what do you mean about Lindsay just wanting to tick me off?" Hayley asked.
"well she saw me and then she just went and kissed the guy, it was actually quite frightening" Josh shuddered.
"we need a plan" Hayley sighed "to expose her whoreish ways"
While waiting for the principal, who was at lunch, Hayley and Josh came up with a plan so evil that even the devil denied giving them the idea.
Later that night when Hayley got back form detention, the Farro boys and her were going over the plan, which would take place at lunch the next day.
"oh, man! That is hilarious!!!!" Zac laughed
"you're not allowed to laugh, Freshman" Hayley teased.
They talked until late in the night until Hayley had to rush across the street to her house.
Hayley smiled to herself as she laid down to bed that night knowing that after lunch tomorrow there was going to be a major falling out between Dustin and Lindsay
~the next day~
Hayley tapped her foot impatiently, watching the clock waiting for the lunch bell to ring.
"Hayley stop!" Mrs. Schooley scorned
"sorry Mrs. Schooley" Hayley mumbled.
Mrs. Schooley sighed loudly as Hayley started drumming her fingers on her desk.
Josh and Hayley were the first to exit the room when the lunch bell rang
"okay, let's go over it one more time" Josh said to Hayley when the waited in the hall, for Lindsay to sit down. Josh counted on his fingers all the steps that were needed to do this plan, they hadn't rehearsed dialogue because they didn't know what Lindsay was going to say.
Hayley nodded along with excitement coursing through her veins
Lindsay was wearing a light blue, low cut, of course, shirt with white pants on.
perfect Hayley thought evilly
Hayley ordered the messiest thing the school had to offer, spaghetti.
Hayley walked towards the Table that Josh was sitting at and Zac 'Accidentally' knocked over his milk onto the floor.
Hayley tripped and the tray full of slop flew and landed on Lindsay
"EEEEEEEEEEEE" Lindsay shrieked.
"oh my gosh! I'm sooo sorry" Hayley gasped no I'm not Hayley added to herself
The whole cafeteria sat in silence watching what was going to happen next.
Lindsay fussed over her ruined outfit and Hayley tried to help, but Lindsay smacked her hands away.
"you freak!" She yelled at Hayley
"Linds there is no need to called names" Dustin interjected
"shut up Dustin she ruined my outfit" Lindsay screamed.
"it was an accident" Hayley tried her hardest to keep a smile off her face.
"accident my butt! I bet it was something you and your freaky friends cooked up"
"no need to be paranoid" Hayley scoffed.
"yeah, no need to be paranoid" Dustin agreed.
Lindsay glared at Hayley with a look that can only be described as pure hatred
"you are a freak!" Lindsay obviously couldn't think of anything else to come up with to call Hayley
"yeah, may be I am but at least I will grow out of it, but you oh you, what's a whore? You're nothing more I'm sorry that'll never change" Hayley shrugged she couldn't contain her smirk anymore.
The only sound in the cafeteria was Lindsay's fuming
"why you little Bitch!" she screamed, coming closer to Halyey "I will get you and take you out!" She hissed
"there's a million other girls who do it just like you looking as innocent as possible to get to who they want" Hayley said calmly, not threatened by Lindsay's words.
"well, it's easy if you do it right" Lindsay smiled back.
"Lindsay back off!" Dustin said sternly.
"you're not the boss of me!" Lindsay turned towards him "you belong to me! Not her! Me!"
"not anymore!" Dustin walked away Lindsay ran after him, grabbing his hands.
"please Dustin I need you! " Lindsay pleaded
Dustin ripped his hands away from her
"yeah you need me to get to her" Dustin waved him hands in Hayley's direction. so did not see that one coming hayley thought, surprised
"fine!" Lindsay shouted "we're through"
"I think he just said that genius!" Hayley laughed, and the whole cafeteria joined in. tears filled Lindsay's eyes as she ran passed the tables and out to her car.
Hayley felt sort of bad, but then she thought of all the hell Lindsay had put her through since she moved her to Tennessee.
The next day Dustin walked up to Hayley in the hall.
"hey I was wondering if you wanted to go out sometime?" Dustin asked
"yeah, that'd be great" Hayley smiled.
"tomorrow at seven good?" he asked
"yeah" Hayley nodded, and bit her lip as he walked away to his next class.god it just feels soooooo good Hayley sighed
i don't believe Hayley's that evil by the way....
hope you liked it, i had fun writing it.
one of the girls in my class is a big whore and her name is Lindsay so i got to torture Lindsay
[Mrs. Schooley is and actual person and she is that mean]
Misery Business ~how it came to pass~ Hayley Williams
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