The deal, i said i would do it, no akatsuki, it's just hard for me to see them enjoying the having a child thing. But i will make a 'Akatsuki Life' quiz ^.^ love it people!
Naruto
Iruka
Sasuke
Kiba
Neji
Shikamaru
Shino
Gaara
Kankouro
Kakashi
Naruto:
How it happened:
You we're playing with a kunai the wind was strong that afternoon, you hid in a tree, you did not want to be found. Well, it's not that you didn't want to be found, you were so stressed and with Naruto away on a mission for a month now, you we're getting lonely too, but shockingly a lot of guys started flirting with you, of course you stayed loyal to your boyfriend, you just slumped down the thick tree branch, you laid on your tummy, and feel asleep. You woke up it was night time you sleep for quite some while, and in an uncomfortable position so your neck was killing you, then you feel a presence in the tree next to you.
"You look like an angel when sleeping, but nothing can wake you up." It was Naruto, he didn't look at you he was smiling, in the moonlight, chewing some straw, in the branch next to you, before he saw it coming you hug attack him, falling out of the tree.
"NARUTO! I MISSED YOU! YOU CAME BACK!" he smiles at your enthusiasm to see him. You guys got up and went back to your place, when you guys got there, he gave you a back rub for you back and that led to it...
How you told him:
-Oh man, this is not good for him; this is going to ruin his plans. NO, I will not think negative; he will not leave the baby. - You get out of bed, and saw Naruto sleeping in his bed, you giggled and took his little sleeping hat off, and put it on your own head, it was pretty wide and slumps down over your eyes. He wakes up and smiles, he says good morning by kissing you lightly, but before you could kiss back, you run into the bathroom barf, barf, barf- he comes in
"______-chan; what happened?" he notices you vomiting; he isn't stupid he figures it out, because sakura told him all about when a girl is pregnant because he asked her about sex. XD He bends down next to you, you flush the toilet, and you look at him and give him the pregnancy test, he nods
"What should its name be?" you smile;
"Kyo or Yume"
Iruka:
You've known iruka since you we're a child, he always made you giggle and laugh, you guys played spin the bottle once, and he got your first kiss. When you guys got older, you guys stopped talking. You thought about him a lot though; kakashi stayed in touch with him so you asked him on how iruka was doing. Little did you know iruka did the same...one day Kakashi set it up so you guys could meet up at the same spot same time. You we're suppose to meet him at the lake at 9pm, you showed up then you saw iruka coming out of the shadows at first it was quiet, then you hugged him really hard
"HEY IRUKA-SAN! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!" he blushed
"Hey _____, I've been teaching how have you been?" iruka and you talked and walked down memory lane, you realized iruka was a lot of your first things. It was around 10 now and you got up
"It's late for me..." he notices too
"It's late for me too; I'll walk you home." You nod and he holds your hand, you blush and he does too, when you get to your door step, iruka looks at you, blushing; you giggle and kiss his cheek. He looks at you, you look at him, the space between the lips was gone, and you opened and closed the door with him.
How you told him:
(Wait this doesnt follow the story up there, hmm oh well ;D)
You were walking around the house picking stuff up as usual, iruka comes in and hugs your from behind
"How can you walk after last night?" you giggle
"How can you?" you both sat down for breakfast, when he was drinking his O.J you say it
"Iruka...I'm pregnant."
"About time, we have been married for 2 and half years." You giggle. And eat the rest of the breakfast calmly.
Sasuke:
How it happened:
Like always you we're minding your own business training, making your techniques better and all, when Sasuke walks in, he sees you
"_____ want to train together?" you look at him and nod. You both get in fighting stance, and begin the 2 hour fight. Finally you are tired, he is just shaken. You tell him thanks for the fight and walk to your room, when you get there you decide to take a warm bath, you drop your clothes, let your hair down, fix the bath, and start to sink into the warm water, you relaxed to a big extreme, you we're dozing off in the bath. When you we're done you got out and put your robe on, you locked your door so when you got to change you just dropped your robe and put some soft pajama's on, when you noticed Sasuke staring at you
"How did you get in here?"
"Picked the lock..."
"Get out, you've already seen too much."
"But I want to see more," you're eyes grew big, you gave into the Uchiha, and that night...strange music was made [QM: Oh how I don't like Sasuke >=}]
How you told him:
Again it was training, Sasuke walked in, you guys fought again. This time you were really careful about your stomach, every time he aimed for your stomach you struck him super hard, he even fell back a few times, once you were not too tired but pretty tired you told Sasuke thanks but you're going to finish this early. He looked at you curiously,
"______ why?"
"Because I need to get an abortion..."
He looked at you shocked; he didn't say anything just let you walk out...
You went to your room and took and bath cleaned up and got ready to go to the doctor. You we're getting an abortion why even go threw the trouble of telling him, he wouldn't want it, you we're trained to be ruthless. As you walked out to go to the doctors you felt sasuke's hand on your shoulder, you turned around.
"Yes, is there something we need to buy?"
"No, it's just, why did you make that choice by yourself?"
"Because you obviously wouldn't want it before you kill itachi." He looked at you shocked again,
"You we're trained too well, I want this child you're not getting rid of it." You smile and go back with him to watch him train.
"Oh, and don't make decisions like that by yourself."
Kiba:
How it happened:
"LOZER!" kiba screamed at you, you were really mad now, you kept chasing him threw the forest, you we're on akamaru's back, yes you and akamaru versus kiba on a game of tag, you and kiba were hot on his trail, you saw him he was headed towards a clearing, you got there, past the thick tree's, there was a lake, under the moonlight, and there was a blanket set down made for sleeping, akamaru barked happily, and threw you off his back landing in kiba's arms. You looked at akamaru shocked; he barked and ran back,
"Hey you, planned this?" kiba nods and smiles. You were utterly stunned, you have had feelings for the kiba for a long time now, growing more and more. He put you down, took your arm and walked you over to the small bed laid out, he wasted no time. You had a wild night that night.
How you told him:
You were snoring in your bed, wet dog licks woke you up, you saw akamaru next to your bed, but kiba wasn't around. You thought aloud
"I stayed the whole night, my parents are going to check my room any minute now!" you got up and dressed you left your forehead protector at kiba's so he would know...you got on akamaru's back, the sun as almost going to rise, he was trying to run as fast as he could, you guys got to your room window, you opened it and jumped in, you petted akamaru, but before he left he whimpered, you we're a little confused
"What is it akamaru?" he signaled to your stomach, you we're confused, was he talking about having a baby in you. You nodded at him and jumped into your shower, you jumped out of there and dressed, you ran out the door telling your mom it was okay you weren't hungry. You ran to the doctor's office.
"I need to take a pregnancy test!" the nurse nodded came back with everything you we're in a big rush to do this. You were done doing your thing, and you sat there. I hope he accepts this baby!- The nurse came back...she smiles at you handing you the papers
Positive
You nodded smiling at the lady. You wasted no time here either you ran to your house, you faced your parents.
"Mom, dad, I'm...pregnant." they looked at each other.
"Its okay honey, I was a teen pregnancy too!" you smile, and get up and run to kiba's home. You knock the door, his mom opens the door, you smile at her, and she says come in. Then she gives you a good look, you got a very pale face, you couldn't help it, VOMIT! She looks at you shocked, she starts to help you lay down, akamaru was passing by, he sniffs you tummy poking it very lightly and barks, his mom knew exactly what he meant.
"You're here to tell kiba right?" you nod, she goes and gets him he sees you on the couch, pale, he runs to your side,
"_____ is it true?" you nod again, he smiles
"YES! THIS IS AWESOME!" you giggle.
Neji:
How it happened:
You we're on a mission with team gai, except gai didn't come along, so you we're there, you were a new jonin, neji was talking to you about a lot of things jonin have to do, you sighed man I need him to shut up. as he talked he notices you are in another world, he snaps you back to reality.
"What neji?"
"Pay attention!"
"This is boring..."
"You still have to know these things..." blah, blah, blllllllaaahh was all you heard then you got a very bright idea; you kissed him right on the lips. He didn't do anything for a while; then he wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you closer. You were shocked; you didn't expect him to do that. You guy stayed like that for a while, until tenten came across you guys, she looked like she was going to cry. You wanted to go after her, but you couldn't neji pulled you down and claimed you are what he wants, apologizing to tenten will not change that. After that, it happened.
How you told him:
"DAMNIT NEJI; this is not funny! I am pregnant with your child all because you wouldn't let me tell tenten sorry!" he chuckles. You throw a punch at him he catches you in his arms, and flips you down and kisses you passionately, you melt. He let's you go,
"_____ calm down alright, now we just have to tell out parents..."
Shikamaru:
[This storyline was inspired by another shikamaru story I read, so if it sounds familiar, this story line goes to credits for that person.]
How it happened:
"I hate my life, I hate it so much!" you were talking to yourself again, laying down on, you just dropped you bag down on the floor with all your weapons scattered. Today, you came back from a month mission, when you got home you expected a happy mom and dad, what you saw was a bitch and a coward. You're mom scolded you for being away so much and to be more lady like, to stop the 'ninja nonsense' you got mad at her and told her, she failed at being a ninja because she's too weak. You're dad got up and started telling you not to talk like that to your 'parents' you told him F*ck off, and stormed into your room. A few hours later your mom and dad came in, they told you to drop the ninja deal, or get out. You we're shocked no way. They said if youre a ninja you make your own money, so you don't need to be in 'there' house. You told it I don't care I'll be fine without you two horrible people! You packed your things, and some ninjutsu, so you can just summon it later, you went to the hokage and told her what happened, she said she'll try to find a place soon, you nodded and thanked her. A few seconds later, you hear someone coming towards you; you look up to see shikamaru standing over you.
"Hey shika what's up?"
"This is troublesome, but my dad said you could stay with us..." he actually was blushing a little bit.
"No I can't it's too much trouble." He didn't listen he just got your bag of weapons and went off you were pulled along by his shadow. He went on about you weren't trouble and that his mom would enjoy a girl. When you got there everything was so warm and nice, better than your home. His parents went out. You we're alone with shika. You had no problem just that you like shika very much, but you didn't know if he felt the same way. And now you we're living with him, you took and deep breathe and called for shikamaru. He came into your room
"Shika, we have been friends since I can remember, and well I have grown to like you more than a friend. So you see why this would be uncomfortable for me so could....." you we're cut off by warm lips that belonged to shika, that lead to an hour of fun with shika!
How you told him:
You we're on the hill again whining about how life is horrible, then you hear a voice
"What did they say now?" you shikamaru, you smile weakly
"They said to come back home, but I said if I don't want to? He said he will get a squad of ninja to hold you and your dad back, so they can take me home."
"That's a little too extreme isn't it?" you shrug, your dad was an abusive person, he slapped you today and grabbed your arms so tight, he left your arms purple, you we're hiding it of course. Shikamaru sits next to you, and you sit in between his legs is wraps his arms around your waist,
"You need to relax..." and with that said, he starts to kiss you neck, you melt inside, but big mistake you let your guard down, he lifted your shirt to reveal it, he holds you tightly
"Tell me these things, also tell me about this." His hand runs over you stomach he knew you we're pregnant.
"I'm sorry, I'm scared shika, I mean actually scared." He holds you lovingly; you first decide to tell his parents, that your pregnant, they accept it. Then you tell them about the bruise. Shika and his dad both we're mad. You have grown a very strong bond with the family, as you guys walk over to your house, you notice a few things, like black cats, flickering lights, and the wind was pretty harsh too. You got that bad feeling in your gut too. You snuggled closer to shikamaru, you we're scared. You get to your door, shikas dad and mom stayed outside while you and shika knocked on the door, you mom opens the door.
"Yes, what do you need?"
"Can we come in?" she looks at shika,
"Yeah, okay..." she wanted to look like a descent person around other people. You see your dad there doing the same thing he always does, you look at him
"Dad, hey..." he looks at you then notices shika...he forces a smile.
"Hello sweetie, what is it?" shikamaru frowned, he hated fake people.
"Uhm....well dad this is shika, and he is...my boyfriend." Your parents didn't let you have a boyfriend because of the fear of the outside world finding out.
"I see...and what does he want?"
"Well, I came to tell you, he is also the father of the child inside me." Your mom gave you a disgusted look. Your dad got up and screamed
"You're just a dirty little whore, kicking you out is the best thing that ever happened." You we're about to cry, you're dad called you a whore. You we're sobbing on shika shoulder you didn't notice his parents come in or shika say this
"You DAUGHTER is NOT a whore, and she isn't 12 and got pregnant by a random guy! It is my child and I'm taking full responsibility; show her respect!" your mom is still disgusted at you, and your dad is about scold him with his father cuts in
"You have no right to scold my son; you are nothing to him, and nothing to ______" your mother slaps you,
"You are a horrible daughter." You sighed...you give up on your parents, then your father grabs your arms again, you wince in pain, and he is about to hit your stomach, until shikamaru, his dad and his mom all stop him
"Coward..." you leave with them, finally happy.
Shino:
How it happened:
You did not like bugs at all; they freaked you out. But you liked shino; he was so quiet and mysterious. When you talked to him you couldn't help but blush. You wondered if he ever noticed. Your question we're answered when he asked you out. Ever since then you have been the happiest girl ever. Shino always kept the bugs away from you, he was always sweet to you, when he sulked you hugged him and told him you were his everything so it doesn't matter for the rest of the world. One day you guys just came back from an 'a-rank' mission. It tired you guys out, you thought he was a very wonderful lover. He was very cautious and careful, but today he got impatient, and it happened without a condom.
How you told him:
You we're rushing back and fourth freaking out about his reaction, you couldn't help but think he was going to dump you, but shino was better than that it wouldn't happen. That's when he came back from his mission you looked at him smiling. He smiles at you and you sit next to him to eat. It was quiet, which isn't normal; you guys always talked each others heads off.
"Shino...i'mpregnantit'syourchildpleasedontleaveme."
He chokes on his drink
"What?"
"I'm sorry..."
"What are you sorry for; I was waiting for you to tell me. Just you shocked me to know you think I would leave you." You smile and hug attack him.
Gaara:
You are walking the streets of suna at night; you were late to your boyfriend's party. The streets were empty and quiet, gave you chills down your back. You heard bars full of drunks and many 'women' bars. As you walked down an alley to take a shortcut, you feel a man grab your ass you turn around to se this drunk middle aged man push you against the wall, you try to push him off, that didn't work, you try to use some ninjutsu but he just grabbed your hands, put them over your head, he was molesting you with his mouth, you could barely moved once he stopped kissing you screamed, he was about to tell you shut up until sand took him down and killed him, you stared at the guy, trying to get your breathe back. You look up to see your boyfriend gaara, his eyes looked angry but when he saw you they softened.
"Thank you so much!"
"I worried when you we're late, since you love being on time." You giggle and take some gum before kissing him. That night you didn't leave his side, latterly, well unless he had to use the bathroom, or you, then temari and kankouro would be around you. When everyone left, you and gaara were left alone. You found the perfect way to repay him back for earlier.
How you told him:
-Oh man, this all happened because of me! You walk to his office and you see the secretary, you smile at him and he let's you in.
"Hello kazekage-sama." He looks at you suspiciously
"______ what's wrong why are you calling me that?" you look away,
"I'm sorry I'm pregnant kazekage." He walks over to you and smiles.
"If I wasn't ready I would have never done it with you." You smile and cuddle into him discussing names.
Kankouro:
How it happened:
You were at a club with your friend having the time of your life, when you notice this guy with scruffy brown hair and purple makeup you giggle and wave hi at him. He just smirks...later that night all your friends ditch you for some guys, you just sigh and sit down at the bar, and you think about drinking but then push the alcohol to the side and order normal drinks. Then the guy from earlier sits next to you,
"Hey, I'm kankouro." You smile and say
"Hey I'm _______" you guys talk for a little more he was really interesting you liked how he used puppets. You guy hit it off, you both talked about feeling lonely, lol you know what this leads to.
How you told him:
-Oh man, I mean, we have been busy to see each other but this is insane, I mean he was more like hitting it then committing to it.- you go over to his place, you knock on his door, it was the afternoon, he opens the door and smiles
"Hey, _____ what's up?" you look at him worried.
"You're not going to like this..." he looks at you confused
"I'm pregnant." He looked like he could fall out of his body, he choked out
"Are you serious?" you nod, he takes your hand and pulls you in and starts to dance with you, you giggle
"What are you doing?"
"My plan worked out perfectly, I mean you were a girl who was interested in what I did, liked my puppets, I mean girls like you don't come along all the time, or ever, I just needed to take you before someone else found you..." you blushed, you didn't fight him but he didn't have to go so far, oh well what is done is done.
Kakashi:
How it happened:
You we're training with kakashi again, you had gotten better and this times you we're a challenge for him. He used genjutsu on you a lot because before you used to suck a lot with it, now you can easily detect it. You see him tired, you were tired too but you had an opening, you threw shuriken at him, you hit like a bulls eyes he feel to the ground, he couldn't move you hit a vital point. You started to freak out
"AHHH!! I KILLED KAKASHI SENSEI!!" you were running around I circles,
"No this has to be a genjutsu," you slap yourself, nothing he was still on the floor bleeding.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I KILLED HIM!!" you grab him and run to your place it was closer than the hospital. You patch him up, give him some medicine. You sit next to him while he rests, you whisper to yourself
"I'm sorry kakashi, I didnt mean to kill you, please be alive please, I like you..." you knew he was asleep; you suddenly got an evil idea. You gently pulled down his mask and got a camera, but you couldn't bring yourself to take the picture, he was handsome! I mean, drop dead gorgeous. You blushed, and tried to take the picture, but before you could do anything he grabbed your hand and took the camera, pulling you down into a kiss.
"HEY YOU! WHAT THE HELL?"
"What? I have to do something to make you forget this night..." you got a confused face. He pulled you on top of him.
How you told him:
You just left the doctors, you sighed you didn't cry you didn't freak out you didn't worry; you could take care of this child alone anyways. You are walking up to kakashi's door. You knock on it, he opens his door, he smiles at you
"Hey, why are you here so early?" you show him the paper.
"I know we aren't officially together, or anything I just thought you needed to know, if the child asks who his father is, I will tell him, but only when he's old enough to understand." You start to walk away, he stops you.
"Where are you going? I am taking responsibility for this child! Anyways, I have been falling in love with you lately." You blush, and then giggle, he signals you to wait outside a little bit but he gives you a sweater, you nod. A few minutes pass by and some random chick gets kicked out of his apartment, your eyes were 'O_O'. He sticks his head out of his apartment.
"Sorry for the mess, we'll move soon don't worry." You smile and kiss him, he choose you.
