Naruto Truth or Dare!! [Long, funny, many possible outcomes]

You had been invited to a sleepover at Sakura's with all the girls [Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten, Temari]. However,
before you had your "girl's night," you guys decided to have the boys over for some hangage.

The girls had all arrived early, but by this time, all of the guys had shown up.

After some dancing, talking, and good old fashioned chilling, Ino got a wonderful idea.

"Hey, let's play truth or dare!" she called, above the noisy din of the room.

Everybody looked to her.

Sakura asked, "Why don't we just play spin the bottle or seven minutes in heaven?"

"Well, they do those games in all of the other quizzes."

Everybody cast her an odd stare, but she just shrugged it off and sat in the floor. Everybody soon joined, and
eventually a giant circle of the Naruto gang was taking up the living room floor. You sat down, and found that Hinata and
Sasuke had sat beside you.

Ino once again spoke, "Okay.. Me first! Choji! Truth or dare!" The game had begun.

Choji appeared like a dear in the headlights.

"Uhhh.. Truth.. I guess?" He seemed unsure of himself.

Ino's face turned into an evil smirk.

"Choji, if you had to kiss a guy in this room, who would it be?" The room grew incredibly silent.

Choji's face heated up.

"Uhh... I don't know! I'm a guy! I don't think about what guy I would kiss!" he tried to state, defensively.

"You have to answer..." Ino sang.

He sighed, defeated, "I don't know.. I mean.. Shikamaru's my best friend... so... I guess... damn, this is awkward..
him..?"

Everybody in the circle burst into laughter. Mainly at the mental picture of Choji kissing Shikamaru. Choji and
Shikamaru inched slowly away from each other.

Sakura spoke up, "Choji, it's your turn now."

Choji's face also turned into a smirk, having a small taste of power.

"Tenten! Truth or dare?" he asked, seemingly innocently.

She looked up, worried. "Truth..." she drew out.

"Have you ever had a sexual dream about a guy in this room?" He grinned slyly as all eyes quickly fixed themselves
upon the shocked girl. At this point, you knew the entire game was going to be like this. You sighed and thought to
yourself, 'Teenagers...'

She blushed bright red. "Uhhh... Well..... I mean.... Not..." She shifted her eyes from person to person, trying to read
their expressions. Eventually, she surrendered, giving the smallest nod possible and barely audibly muttering a, "Yes."

All eyes suddenly grew wide. "Who?" a few people from the circle asked.

She glared and grew extremely defensive. "I only have to answer one question.. not this one. Now, Sakura, truth or
dare?" she spat.

Sakura blinked at her anger. "Uh, dare, I guess."

Tenten smiled and, without missing a beat, said, "I dare you to give Naruto a lap dance."

Both Sakura and Naruto's cheeks tinted pink and the circle erupted into laughter once more. She self-consciously
walked over to him and got it over with. The entire time, Kiba, Kankuro, Temari, Tenten, and you hooted and hollared.

After a minute, she shyly walked back to her spot and sat, still blushing and avoiding everyone's eyes.

She slowly rose her head, and her eyes met yours. Her lips curled into a smirk. You knew where this was going...

"______! Truth or dare!" she called across the circle.

What is your response?
You hesitate for a moment, but reply quietly, "Truth..."
Without thinking, you blurt out, "Dare."
You cast a look of confusion across the circle to Sakura, then, almost ask, "Dare?"
You immediately respond, "Truth."
You cast an uncomfortable look to Sasuke before saying, "Truth."
You scan the circle, studying the expressions of the others, think they expect a dare and say, "Dare."
You shrug and randomly say, "You tell me."
You respond, "You have got to be kidding me. No way am I playing."
Getting up, you mutter something about not being able to play this sober, you grab a bottle of tequila, and take a swig.

Sakura smiles, but the quickly asks, "If you had to have a threesome with people in this room, who would it be with?"

There was no way you could hide the intense color that arose to your cheeks. Did you have to answer? Your mind
was stemming with possibilities, but you couldn't think of one to say where you wouldn't get incredibly embarassed.

You sighed, and eventually responded, "Shikamaru and Sasuke," for the main reason that they were basically the
only ones where weren't paying attention and also thought this game was foolish.

Everybody laughed at your expense, and the game continued on.

When the boys are leaving:

If you like Shikamaru:

The boys were getting ready to head out and you had been hiding your face and avoiding the two you spoke of all
night for fear of further embarassment. However, you felt the need to clear it up before they left. You saw Shikamaru
about to walk out of the door. You walked to catch him and called, "Shikamaru," as he stepped onto the stoop.

He looked at you and replied, "Yes, ______?"

You gave an embarassed smile and spoke,

"Well, about earlier..." you began

He cut you off with a smirk, "Yeah, what about it?"

You blushed even more.

"I was just going to apologize, see..."

Again, he cut you off.

"There's no need. I think you're cute. And, of all girls at the party, you're worth the trouble."

With that, he leaned in and gave you sweet, short kiss on the lips.

At first, your eyes widened, but you soon relaxed and gave in, slightly, shyly, returning his kiss. You still didn't want
him to think that you were a perv.

He pulled away, "I know you only picked me and Sasuke because you thought we weren't paying attention. But,
nonetheless, I'm glad you picked me."

You smiled cutely and kissed him on the cheek.

He returned the smile and asked, "Are you free tomorrow?"

You nodded.

"Well, do you want to spend the afternoon together?"

Your smile spread into a wide grin and you replied, "Sure!"

With that, Shikamaru walked down the steps.

"G'night, ______."

"Goodnight, Shikamaru," you replied, going inside to find five very nosey girls, wondering what that was about....

If you like Sasuke:

As all the boys were leaving, you were sulking in a chair in the living room alone, completely embarassed by what
you had said earlier. You didn't want any of the boys to think you were a perv.. especially Sasuke. You really didn't want
him to think you were obsessed with him, either. You sighed, trying to think of a way to sort it all out.

You looked up and saw Sasuke in the hallway leaning against the wall. You swiftly stood up and casually walked
over to him. You stood in front of him. Your eyes caught his.

"Uh, look, Sasuke, about earlier.. Sorry about that response.. I just thought that you and Shikamaru would be the
two most likely to not be listening, agree that the game is pointless, or freak out about it." You looked down, slight color
rising to your cheeks.

He just looked at you. You could tell from your peripheral vision, but there was no way you were going to look back
up. Your suspicions would just be confirmed.

A slight, "Oh," was given as a response. Silence overtook you two, and you were about to walk away when he spoke
again.

"So, what does that mean?" he asked.

"It, uh, means that..." you trailed off, not knowing where to go from here. It didn't mean that you didn't like him..
because you did.. It didn't mean you didn't want to possibly sleep with him in the future.. because you did find him
attractive. You eventually gave in and continued, "I don't know exactly what it means."

He smirked, "So it doesn't mean you don't like me?"

You blushed darker and again averted your gaze. You felt a hand caress your cheek and gently navigate your face so
you were staring into his eyes.

That smirk still reigned across his lips. "I'll take that as a, 'no, it doesn't.'" And with that, he softly kissed your lips.
After a few seconds, he pulled away, leaving you begging for more. The smirk never left his face.

"I'll see you around..." was all he whispered in your ear as he walked from the house into the night.

If you don't like either:

You just spent the whole night avoiding them, trying to forget the entire scenario even happened. As Naruto and Kiba
leave, they taunt, "Hey, Sasuke and Shikamaru said to meet them in the bedroom upstairs!" You glare at them, as they
exit the house howling with laughter.

Sakura thought for a moment, then she finally spoke.

"____, I dare you to streak across the streets of Konoha!"

Your eyes widened in surprise.

"What?! No way! You've got to be kidding me!" you shout.

She smirked, "You have to do it.. If you don't.. I'll make you give Lee a lap dance!" (scroll down if you'd
turn down the dare for this one.)

You blushed at this, but quickly added, "But none of you can watch me!"

"Oh, yes, we can. Just not up close. Come on, it's dark. We won't see anything," she added.

You huffed, "Fine."

The crew followed you outside and you came across one of the main streets. All of the others got on one side of the
street while you found some shrubbery to conceal yourself as you stripped. You peaked from behind the bush and were
quite pleased to see that you could barely make out anything but the shadows of the others. You cautiously stepped out,
but once you were fully exposed, you took off, legs pumping as hard as you could force them. You reached the end of
the street without any trouble, but when you turned, you saw Kakashi staring right at you, about to walk into a bookstore.
You immediately blushed and ducked behind a building. After a minute or so, you peek out again, to find the coast clear.
You take off, booking it as fast as you could, diving into the bushes concealing your clothes. You quickly change, face
red, slowly walking back to Sakura's.

If you like Kiba:

Walking back, you keep constantly playing that scene over in your head. Kakashi! An almost 30 year old ninja! Saw
you running naked! You sighed in shame. Out of the corner of your eye, you see somebody come up beside you.

"Hey, _____," you hear Kiba say.

You force a gloomy smile, "Uh, hey, Kiba."

He gives you a questioning look. "What's wrong?" he asked, moving closer to you.

You sigh, and reply, "Well, Kakashi saw me..."

Kiba burst into laughter. "No way! That's hilarious!"

You growl, "Maybe for you, but not for me."

His laughter died down a little. "Why do you say that?"

"Well, it was just embarassing," you attempted to explain.

Kiba's questioning look returned as he stared you in your eyes.

"Why? It's not like you looked bad out there. In fact, it's the opposite," he added, smiling.

You cast him a glance.

"You saw me?" you asked.

He shrugged, "Kinda. I liked it, though!" he said, smirking.

You looked away. "Oh," was all you said.

Kiba's face slipped into a different, unreadable emotion. He stopped walking and gently grabbed your face, causing
you to look at him.

"But your looks aren't the only amazing thing about you.. You've got an amazing personality.. You're strong, brave,
loyal.. all great qualities in a girl."

You blushed, his hand still touching your cheek.

He leaned in and sweetly kissed you on the lips. Before you could even kiss back, he pulled away, smiling.

"You're so cute when you blush!" was all he said before grabbing your hand and pulling you back to Sakura's.


If you're over 23 and like Kakashi (because I couldn't see Kakashi going for a girl too much younger than he):

The next day you were walking through the village on your way to Ino's flower shop. However, when you were about to
turn onto the correct street, you heard somebody yelling your name.

"____!"

You turned to see none other than the Copy Cat Ninja, Kakashi, running after you. Thinking of last night, you
blushed.

He caught up to you and stood beside you, grinning with his eyes closed.

"So, uh, what were you doing last night?" he asked.

You debated between telling an incredibly unbelievable story or just sticking with the truth. You sighed and decided
to go with the truth.

"Truth or dare," was all you said. Kakashi chuckled at this response.

"You know, you should play truth or dare more often.."

You blinked. Was Kakashi, the Kakashi, actually coming on to you?

All you could vocalize was, "Uhh.."

Luckily, Kakashi continued. He scratched the back of his head.

"But, uh, what I really came to ask was if you wanted to get dinner and see a movie with me sometime."

You smiled, "Sure. When?"

You could see the outline of his smirk through his mask. "You free Tuesday?"

You put on a face of mock thought and replied, "I don't know, I might have to check my shedule..."

He rolled his eyes, "Meet me at the academy at sundown. I have to go finish my book, but I'll see you then!" Then,
he walked off. You stood there, shook your head, then continued to Ino's.

If you didn't do the dare (and don't like Lee):

"I'll do almost anything but streak across Konoha.." you stated, dejected.

You reluctantly get up and walk over to Lee, who's blushing and trying his hardest to look away.

You do your thAng and walk back over to your seat, the guys (well.. some of the guys.. namely Naruto, Kiba, and
Kankuro) whooping and catcalling you. Lee seems to be completely out of it, staring off into space. Eventually he snaps
back to reality and can't look at you for the rest of the night.

If you didn't do the dare (and like Lee):

You blush incredibly red and say, "Well, I'd rather give Lee a lap dance than streak..."

You slowly stand and go over to Lee, shyly trying to give him a lap dance without dying of embarassment. After a
minute or so, you finish, look down at Lee and blush. He smiles up at you and you walk over to your seat.

After the game, you go outside on the porch, trying to forget the embarassment. After a few minutes, you hear the
door open and look over to see Lee walking out on the porch. You slightly blush as you see him walk out. He, too,
blushes as he sees you, but he approaches, nonetheless.

"Hi, _____-chan!" he greet, standing beside you.

"Erm, hi, Lee," you quietly reply. "I'm, uh, sorry about that earlier," you began, trying to find something to say.

He grins. "Actually, I didn't mind it," he states, winking.

You blush even more.

"____-chan, you're really pretty, intelligent, and one of the most youthful girls in town, please will you go on a date
with me?" he pleaded, looking you in the eyes.

You smiled and replied, "Of course, Lee, I'd love to!"

After that, you lean in and give him a small peck on the cheek. He stares at you, but breaks into a huge grin. He
pumps his fist and says, "Yes, I've just been kissed by the prettiest girl in Konoha!"

You laugh lightly and say, "Come on, Lee, let's go back inside..."

She brought a finger up to her lips in thought, then confidently states, "I dare you to be covered in Shino's bugs for
five straight minutes."


If you don't mind bugs:

You shrug and say, "Okay."

Shino summons his bugs and they slowly begin to cover you. You just sit there, completely still, for all five minutes.
At the end of the fifth minute, Shino recalls all of his bugs and you are left bug-free.

(if you like Shino, continue.. if you don't like him, that's it)

After the game, you were just standing around, talking to Hinata. She leaves to go talk to Tenten, so you're alone,
just observing the others.

"Hey, _____," you hear Shino say.

You smile, "Yo."

"I've never seen anyone act so calmly around bugs outside of my clan," he stated.

You shrugged, "I've never really minded bugs. I think they're kind of cool, actually..."

Shino just nodded and you stood in silence for a little. You've kind of had a thing for Shino, so you decided to do
something about it.

"So, uh, Shino, want to go for a walk?" you asked.

He nodded, "Sure."

You two left the party and went for a walk through the woods. The night was so calm and serene and the music of
the light breeze and the insects played harmoniously in your ears.

Suddenly, you see a gorgeous, blue and purple butterfly flutter gracefully in front of you. You lift your finger and it
lands. You smile and look to Shino.

"Do you like it?" he asks.

You smile, "It's beautiful..."

"Just like you."

You quickly look to him, thinking you'd just hellucinated. But you saw Shino with his collar open, glasses still on,
coming at you. Soon, you felt his lips pressing lightly against yours. You kiss back, but he pulls away.

"We should get back," he suggested.

You nod, and you both walk back in silence.

If you don't like bugs:

You freaked out internally, but didn't show it. Shino summoned his bugs and they covered you. After a minute, you
couldn't take it, you screamed and jumped up, causing all the bugs to fly off of you. Most of the people, "ooh-ed,"
knowing you'd have to get a different dare.

Sakura sighed and said, "Well, you failed that one. Now, uhm... I dare you to lick Choji's chocolatey fingers clean!"

"What?!" you almost screamed, completely caught off guard.

She shrugged, "It's quite simple. Choji's going to dip his fingers in chocolate and you're going to have to lick them
clean."

You stared wide-eyed at Sakura, hoping you had heard wrong. Choji also stared in the same fashion at Sakura.
Then, you both looked to each other, but quickly looked away blushing.

Sakura brought out the chocolate and stuck Choji's hand in it. He pulled it out and you walked over to him,
humiliated, and began to lick and suck the chocolate off of his fingers. Kiba, Naruto, and Kankuro kept making obscene
comments, but you just tried your best to block it out.

(If you like Choji, continue. If not, that's it)

When you finished, you blushed, but smiled at Choji, causing him, too, to blush. Then, you sat up and walked over to
your spot. Later, you saw Choji sitting by himself, so you decided to go keep him company. As you approached, you
saw he had a depressed look on his face. You sat beside him.

"What's wrong, Choji-kun?" you asked.

He sighed, "Nothing, ____."

You cocked your head to the side.

"Come on, you can tell me. I'm here for you," you reassured him.

He again sighed and said, "Well, there's this girl I like, but she's too pretty for me and would never like me."

You scoffed, "Choji, there's no girl that's too good for you. How do you know she doesn't like you?"

He shrugged, "I just don't think a girl like her would go for a guy like me."

You scooted next to him.

"Well, whoever she is, she's a lucky girl.."

Choji looked down into your eyes, then hesitantly kissed you on the lips. Before you could even kiss back, he pulled
away.

"I'm sorry, ____, I didn't mean to.. I just---"

You shushed him. "Choji.. I actually liked it," you said, smiling.

He breathed a sigh of relief and placed an arm around your waist. You leaned your head against his shoulder and
remained like that until the guys had to leave.

Sakura pondered for a moment before asking, "Who was your first kiss?"

You blushed at this, not really wanting to say the truth.

"Well," you blushed more, "I haven't really had a first kiss..."

Most of the people were shocked.

"You've never been kissed? What the heck?!" Kiba exclaimed.

You continued to blush and said, "Sakura, truth or dare?" not really wanting to play anymore.

She blinked, confused as to why you picked her again, "Uh, dare, I guess."

"I dare you to dare Naruto because I suck at daring people," you said.

"Um, okay.. Naruto, I dare you to..." She looked to you out of the corner of her eye and finished her thought. "Naruto,
I dare you to kiss ____."

Your eyes widened. "Sakura, I didn't mean for you to dare that!" you cried, throwing your hands in the air.

She smiled, "I know, ____-chan, but I just thought it'd be cute!"

You rolled your eyes as Naruto nervously approached you.

You sighed and closed your eyes, mentally cursing your stupidity.

When you opened your eyes, you let out a small "eep," noticing Naruto was directly in front of your face. You fell
backwards, but soon pushed yourself up.

Quickly, Naruto brushed his lips against yours. You were about to say something, but Kiba beat you to it.. though he
didn't say what you were thinking.

"Naruto, that doesn't count!"

Naruto slightly tinted pink, and pushed his lips to yours again, catching you off guard. He kept pushing you until you
were on the ground, Naruto on top of you, kissing your passionately. After about twenty seconds, he pulled away and got
off of you.

"There, you happy now, Kiba?" he asked as he walked back to his spot.

You just stared after him in shock.

If you like Naruto:

After the game, a bunch of people got up to get food from the kitchen. You weren't too hungry, so you remained
sitting in your spot. You find that Naruto moved to beside you.

"I'm sorry about that, ____-chan," he said, rubbing the back of his head, "I didn't mean to be so rough. Kiba was just
pressuring me."

You smiled, "It's okay, Naruto. I, uh, actually didn't mind it," you replied, nervously.

"R-really?" he stuttered.

You nodded.

"Yes! Believe it!" he shouted. You sweatdropped.

"____-chan, want to go get ramen with me sometime?" he asked.

You were sort of shocked. You didn't expect him to ask you out.

"Um, sure..." you replied.

He grinned and pulled you into a hug. "I'll see you later, ____-chan!" he said as he ran out of the door.
'

Where is he going?' you asked yourself.

Kiba peeked his head out from the kitchen.

"Hey, ____, where'd Naruto go?"

You shook your head, "I don't know..."

If you don't like Naruto:

You were sitting after the game, talking with some of your friends, when Naruto came up.

"Uh, ____-chan? Sorry about earlier. I didn't mean to be so rouh.. Kiba was just pressuring me."

You sighed, "It's okay Naruto. What's done is done."

He, too, sighed, almost as if he were relieved, "All right, thanks, ____-chan. Because, I mean, you know I like
Sakura and everything."

"What has that got to do with it?" you asked.

He shrugged, "I don't know."

You looked over his shoulder and saw Sakura looking kind of sadly toward Sasuke.

You motioned over to her. "Maybe you should go talk to her," you suggested, hoping to get the hyperactive ninja out
of your hair.

He grinned, "Okay, ____-chan, see you later!" and bounded over to a very annoyed looking Sakura. You shook your
head and continued on with your evening.

If you like Gaara:

Sakura almost immediately asks, "Who do you like?" You kind of saw this coming, considering you'd never tell any
of the girls when they asked you. Everybody was silent; most of the circle was quite curious to know this answer. You,
however, didn't really want to tell them. You didn't know how they would respond. But, most of all, you didn't know how
he would respond. You sighed.

"Can I have another question?"

"No, you have to answer this one," Tenten said anxiously.

"Fine, whatever," you responded. You inhaled, then spoke fairly quickly, "Well, I guess I kind of like, uh... Gaara,"
growing very quiet especially on the last word.

Everybody who was paying attention just continued to stare at you, as if asking, 'did you just say what I think you
said?'

Finally, a bunch of people talked at once.

"Really?" asked Sakura.
"What?" questioned Ino.
"Are you serious?" Naruto inquired.
"My... brother?!" Temari exclaimed.

You scanned the circle, guaging everyone's reaction. Your eyes drifted upon the object of your affection, Gaara, and
he was looking as emotionless as ever. You knew he'd respond this way; it was only to be expected. But you didn't
expect it to hurt as much as it did. You felt your stomach do a flip and became extremely nervous. You could feel tears
wanting to form, but you suppressed them with all your might.

"I, uh, need to go outside," you quickly said, not waiting for a response. You walked out of the door and sat on the
porch, staring into the night sky. You heard the door open and felt somebody sit next to you.

You heard a light chuckle, "I still can't believe you like my youngest brother."

"Hey, Temari," you greeted sarcastically.

She gave you a small smile, "You okay? You don't look that great. Cheer up! I only mean it in fun."

You smiled sadly, "Yeah, I know. I just know your brother doesn't feel the same for me."

She sat in silence, appearing to be deep in thought. Eventually, she spoke.

"My brother is.. very odd when it comes to others. Sometimes, it wouldn't surprise me if he killed his own family.
Other times, he gets this air about him.. it's almost merciful. Most people believe Gaara is uncapable of feeling emotions,
but I have been convinced otherwise. I've seen how he looks at Kankuro and me, and I know he has to feel some sort of
attachment to us. I've seen how he looks at people he respects. He isn't as bloodthirsty and merciless as most believe."

You nodded, not really listening. You hear the door open and see Temari out of the corner of your eye stand up and
go back inside. A new body sits beside you. You don't really feel like looking to see who it is.

Silence consumes you and your new companion. Eventually, you grow curious and lift your head to see who it is.

'Gaara...' you say to yourself. You blush, humiliated, and look away.

"Why do you look away, ____?" he asks.

You stare at a random tree for a little while before responding, "Because I'm embarassed."

"Why would you be embarassed?"

You sighed. "Because I just shared my feelings with everybody in that room and I was basically turned down."

"Turned down?"

"Refused."

"By who?"

Again, you sighed. "You, Gaara."

"I never refused you."

You cast him a glance. "Well, you didn't seem like you cared at all in there."

"Did.. did I hurt you?" he questioned.

You again looked away. "A little. But it really isn't your fault; it's mine."

He turned his head to look at you. You saw this in your peripheral vision and, too, turned to look into his eyes.

"I never meant to hurt you, ____."

You continued to stare at each other.

"Even though I'd never admit it, there are a few people I could never imagine hurting. As much as they may annoy
me, I could never fatally harm my brother and sister. Naruto, I don't know why, but I could never bring myself to harm
him."

You were about to speak, but he cut you off.

"And there was one more."

Again, you opened your mouth to speak, but all you could vocalize was, "Wh--?" before you felt his lips, surprisingly
hesitant, against your own. You kissed back, and he grew more confident, bringing his hand to your cheek. After a few
more seconds, he pulled away and finished his thought.

"It was you."

You smiled and embraced him. He at first was tense, but soon loosened and pulled you closer to him. Eventually,
you pulled away.

"Should we go back in?" you asked.

He shook his head. "I have a better idea." He grabbed you and jumped to the roof, sitting down and placing you next
to him. You leaned your head on his shoulder and he leaned his against yours, remaining that way until the party was
over.

If you like Neji:

"Hmm, I can't really think of anything.. so.. what person in this room do you find the most annoying?" Sakura asked.

You thought through all of the people. Well, Naruto was really loud, Shikamaru was extremely lazy, Sasuke thought
he was better than everybody else, Sakura and Ino were too Sasuke-obsessed.. While they were all your friends, they all
weren't perfect. Then, your thought landed on one specific person. Him. That person who you hated to admit you liked.

'Neji..' you mulled over in your thoughts.

He was stuck up; he was like Sasuke; he thought he was better than everybody else. He almost killed his own
cousin. He always talked about destiny. What a load of bull.

But, nevertheless, you liked him. His confidence was irresistable. His strength was alluring. His eyes held a certain
mysteriousness. Plus, he wasn't too bad to look at.

That was what made him the most annoying to you.

You sighed, knowing your answer.

"Neji."

Everybody's eyes were on you, wondering why you picked who did.

"But why, ____?" Ino asked.

You looked away, "One question."

After that, everybody seemed to shrug it off and the game continued. You couldn't help but notice a strange stare you
were receiving from the very Hyuuga Neji himself.

(after the game)

You were talking casually with Ino when you noticed her shift her attention from you to slightly behind you. You
looked questionably at her, and she kept looking to the unknown thing behind you.

Suddenly, a voice spoke.

"Do you mind if I speak with ____ alone?"

You immediately knew who it was.

'Neji.'

You sighed and before you knew it, Ino was gone. You turned.

"Yes, Neji?" you asked.

"Why did you choose me?" He got to the point rather quickly.

You stared into his eyes. You've always had a feeling he's known how you feel about him.

"I think you know," was all you said. It was all that needed to be said.

His empty eyes continued to gaze into yours.

"Do you--?" he began to ask, but you cut him off.

"Yes, Neji, I do," you answered.

"So that means---"

Again, you cut him off, "Yes, that means---"

This time, however, he was he one to interrupt. He smirked, "Destiny has spoken."

You sweatdropped, "That's not exactly---"

Suddenly, you felt his lips gently press against your own. Your eyes widened in surprise and you were about to push
him back when your instinct took over. You allowed him to kiss you, and you began to push back against him,
deepening it.

Realizing what you were doing, he smirked against your lips. You thought this was incredibly hot, so you reached
your hands behind his neck and pulled him down into you. After a few more seconds, he pulled away.

"I'll see you later," was the only goodbye he gave as he walked away, smirking, and left the party.

If you don't like either:

Sakura asked, "____, have you ever kissed another girl?"

You gave her an odd look, "What? No. Why?"

She shrugged, "I couldn't think of anything better to ask."

You blinked, "Alright. Fair enough."

With that, the game continued...

"Hm," she barely muttered, "I dare you to.. let Jiraiya use you as a character in one of his books!"

"What?!" you almost screamed. "For one, that's disgusting. Secondly, like he'd even want to use me as a character!"

"Come on, ____, you have to do it!" Sakura cried.

You sighed, "Whatever. It won't happen anyway."

Sakura and Naruto snickered, causing you to watch them with a wary eye...

(later that week)

You were walking through Konoha when you saw Kakashi enter a bookstore. You shrugged and continued on your
business, going to a shop and getting some tea. When you emerged, you also saw Kakashi walk out, reading the
newest of his beloved Icha Icah Paradise novels. You rolled your eyes.

However, you saw him do a double take as he saw you. You thought back to the truth or dare night.

'Oh, god, no.' you thought to yourself.

Kakashi smirked.

"____, I didn't know you went for older guys!"

Your eyes slowly grew wide as you lunged for his book, snatching it from his hands. You flipped through the pages
and had to contain every urge in your body not to scream. You closed your eyes, a vein bulging from your forehead. You
couldn't hold it in any longer. You let out your violence, tearing and ripping the novel to shreds before Kakashi's very
eyes.

His gaze quivered for a second, looking over the tiny remains of his book. Then, he turned and ran back into the
store. You stared after him, blinking. A few minutes later, he walked out, embracing a new copy of the novel. You
growled, causing Kakashi to protectively pull the book to his chest. You let out a huge huff of air and trudged to find
Sakura or Naruto. They would pay.

^^ My favorite result! I wrote it, like, ten minutes ago.. at 2 am. Haha, I love Jiraiya. ;]

Sakura blinks, then looks around the circle. "Well.. does anybody have any suggestions?" she asks. Then, Kiba
gets up, walks over to her, and whispers in her ear. Sakura's face becomes shocked, and she says, "No way am I
saying that! You have to!"

Kiba shrugs. "____, I dare you to kiss Temari. On the lips."

You're kind of freaked out. You aren't attracted to Temari like that.. but you don't want to give in. You reluctantly arise
and walk slowly over to Temari. All eyes are on you as you lean down and quickly peck her on the lips.

You pull away and smile. It wasn't... too bad. I mean, Temari was a friend of yours.. so it wasn't horrible.

You walk back over to your seat and sit, smirking at Kiba who had the expression as if he were in heaven.

Naruto and Kiba both simultaneously shout incoherent threats.

"Be quiet! I can't hear you when you both yell at once," you snap.

Naruto speaks up, "_____, you have to play!"

You roll your eyes, "No, I don't."

Sakura sighs, "Fine. Kankuro, truth or dare?"

Kankuro's head perks up. Surprisingly, he decided not to wear his purple makeup.

"Dare," he replied, a smirk spreading across his lips.

Sakura glanced back at you. You knew this wasn't a good thing. She grinned, "Kankuro, I dare you to give a hickey
to ____ on any exposed part of her body!"

Your eyes widened. "What?! No! I said I wasn't playing!"

"So? Kankuro is," Ino responded.

Kankuro's smirk grew as he walked confidently over to you. He winked at you before lowering his head to your chest.
He started kissing your chest right above your tank top line. You closed your eyes, trying not to encourage him. He
apparently didn't like this so he inconspicuously moved from your chest to your neckline. He was rough, and you had to
admit you liked it. He nibbled and sucked, and eventually you couldn't hold it in any longer. You moaned and Kankuro
pulled away, still with that damned smirk plastered on his face.

"So, I'll see you later, hm?" he stated, rather than asked.

A slight pink tinted your cheeks as you looked away, not responding.

All of a sudden, you hear Sakura yell, "Kankuro! I said 'a hickey' not 'hickeys!'"

The entire group laughed and you just sat there, thinking over the previous events.

If you like Kankuro:

Later that night, you were in the kitchen when all the others were still in the living area. You fixed a glass of water to
drink, because you hadn't had anything to eat or drink since you got over to Sakura's. You heard somebody walk in and
you looked over to see Kankuro.

He grinned, "Hey, ____."

You semi-smiled, "Hey, Kankuro..."

He walked up behind you and asked, "Want to pick up where we left off?" as he snaked his arms around your waist.

You, shocked, dropped your glass of water (however.. it wasn't glass, it was plastic). Kankuro swiftly turned you
around and pressed his lips firmly against yours. Almost immediately, you kissed back, trying to imitate his passion.
You felt his tongue press against your closed lips, so you slightly opened them. You made out for a few seconds before
you heard somebody walk in.

"Uhhh... Sorry, guys," you heard Tenten say, averting her eyes. "I'll, uh, just leave you two alone," she muttered as
she slipped out of the room.

You smiled, and Kankuro once again tried to kiss you. You raised a finger to his lips, signalling him to stop.

"Not right now, Kankuro. Save some for later," you said seductively.

Kankuro's face brightened and you led him back into the room.

Everybody stared as you sat in your place, Kankuro following you like a lost puppy.

If you don't like Kankuro:

The entire night, Kankuro had been trying to get your attention. He kept smirking and winking at you, but you kept
looking away. Eventually, he got you somewhat alone on a couch.

"So, uh, _____, want to hook up later?" He certainly was forward.

You gave him a mock-thoughtful look, "I don't know.. I mean you sure are modest and everything," your face then
became one of annoyance, "but I think I can manage without you."

Kankuro barely glared at you before pushing himself up from the couch and walking across the room to Ino, who he
proceeded to hit on.

You kinda felt bad for being harsh on him, but there was no other way to get him to leave you alone.

If you like Iruka (and are over 20):

The group just roll their eyes at you. You shrug and say, "What? It helps me relax."

Sakura speaks up, "Well, uh.. truth or dare?"

After the shot, you feel a new wave of confidence.

"I'll take.. dare," you said deliberately.

"Then.. I uh.. dare you to tell Iruka how you feel about him!"

Your eyes opened in shock. The girls all knew you had a crush on the instructor, but none of the guys did. They
stared at you, eager for a response.

Shyly, you asked, "Uh, can I.. uhm.. pass?"

She smirked, "Nope. You have to do it!"

You sighed, "I hate you, Sakura."

"Don't lie, you know you're glad I'm making you do it!"

After that, everybody got up and followed you and Sakura to Iruka's home. You sigh and stand on the porch, trying to
think of a way to word your confession. The group ducked away to hide, and Sakura quickly knocked, leaving you alone
on the porch.

The door opened to a confused Iruka.

"____?" he asked. "What are you doing here?"

"Oh, uh, I was just walking and wound up here.. thought I'd just say 'hi,'" you lied, forcing a smile.

He returned the smile, "Well, would you like to come in? I just fixed some tea."

You cautiously glanced back to the concealed group, as if asking what you should do. Eventually, you thought, 'hey,
this is for me. I get to decide how to do it.'" You smiled and stepped inside his house.

He closed the door after you and lead you into the kitchen.

His home was small, but you noticed it was extremely neat and orderly.

You sat at the table. He brought out the tea and sat next to you, calmly sipping it.

You sighed. "So, I kind of lied.. The real reason I came was to tell you that I like you.. as more than a friend..." you
said, wanting to end the silence and get the dare over with.

He looked unbelieving. "Really?" he asked.

You nodded, eyes closed. "Really."

He let out a sigh of relief. "Wow, I didn't think you felt anything for me.. I'd been trying to get your attention, but you
always seem to turn away."

"Really?" you asked, subconsciously imitating his very own response.

He grinned, "Really."

You slid your chair out and stood up, smiling, "Well, I feel a lot better now. I.. guess I'll see you around."

You turned to walk out of the door, but you felt a hand grab your upper arm. You turn to see Iruka holding on to you.

He seemed to stumbled over his words, "Wait.. I, uh.."

You smiled and leaned in to kiss him, knowing that's what he wanted. He pulled you closer, deepening the kiss,
sliding an arm around your waist, the other moving up to your cheek, gently caressing it. You maneuvered your arms
around his neck, pushing him down into you. You pulled away and he leaned his forehead against yours.

"Think you'd want to stay...?" he barely asked.

You smirked, "Sure."

(With the others...)

Kiba groaned, "They've been in there for almost an hour! What could they possibly be doing."

Temari sighed, thinking of your shyness, and muttered, "Let's just leave. This could be a while knowing ____."

If you like Asuma (and are over 23.. because a kid dating an almost 30 year old is wrong):

You took your swig of alcohol and sat back down. "You were saying?" you asked Sakura, showing your best 'kawaii'
anime smile.

Sakura blinks as if she were lost for a few seconds, but snaps back to reality, asking, "Truth or dare?"

You decided to take the safe way out. You had a feeling Sakura had some aces up her sleeve.

"Truth."

She thought for a moment, but soon spoke again. "Who's the hottest guy you know?"

You blinking, wondering if you should answer truthfully or not. You could lie, and they'd never even know. You sighed
and figured, 'Hell, it's not like anything will come of it.'

"Asuma."

Ino immediately grew interested for some unknown reason.

"Really?" she asked.

You nodded, "Yeah. Too bad he's seeing Kurenai, though.." You sighed, thinking of your horrible luck with guys.
Especially guys you're interested in.

"Actually, you know, they weren't together. And she's been hanging around this new ANBU who recently moved to
Konoha." She stopped and stared at you, causing you to grow slightly nervous.

You couldn't think of a response, so you just sat in silence.

Shikamaru suddenly spoke up for the first time the whole game, "He talks about you a lot, ____..."

You slightly blushed. "Well, alright.. And, Ino, you better not tell Asuma I said that.." and you continued the game.

(a few days later...)

You were walking through Konoha checking out some weapon shops to see if there were any new 'toys.' You were
browsing a store, looking in a display case when you sensed somebody beside you. They spoke before you could look
up.

"That tantou is interesting, isn't it? That design etched on the blade is unique."

You looked up and saw Asuma, smirking, with a cigarette hanging loosely from his lips.

You smiled and replied, "Yeah. I like it. I have to save up a bit before I can afford it, though." You rubbed the back of
your head nervously.

His face became more serious.

"Ino told me what you said the other night," he blurted.

'Damn you, Ino..' you muttered in your head, mentally reminding yourself to make her regret it.

"Why didn't you tell me sooner?" he asked.

You shrugged, "I always thought you and Kurenai were together."

He scoffed, "Yeah, right. We were just hooking up randomly. It was nothing serious. I told her I just liked her as a
friend. She felt the same for me. There was always somebody else I was interested in."

"Oh?" was all you could say. This had all hit you so fast.

He nodded. "It's been you, ____."

Your eyes widened in shock, trying to think of how to respond.

"I, uh..."

"So do you feel the same?" he asked, eyes calmly boring into yours.

"Uh, yeah.. I do," you replied, feeling stupid for stumbling over your words.

He smiled, "Good," and he draped an arm across your shoulders, pulling you close to him.

"You done here?" he asked.

You nodded.

"All right then," he said as he left, pulling you along with him.

If you like Gai (and are over 23.. for same reasons, yadda yadda, you know the drill):

Sakura just shook her head. "Truth or dare, ____?"

You stared her in the eyes, ready for anything.

"Dare."

Sakura appeared at a loss, but Tenten came to the rescue. Tenten whispered in her ear and Sakura burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, that's a great idea! Wow. Okay, ____, I dare you to steal a pair of Gai's underwear!"

At this, the majority of the room followed after Sakura and also laughed.

"Well, it'd be funnier if I wasn't the one doing it," you curtly replied.

"Come on, don't be a killjoy. Do it!" Naruto yelled over the persisting laughter.

You sighed, "Whatever, alright. Calm down."

You pushed yourself up and exited the house, running to Gai's humble abode.

You tried the door, but it's locked, so you moved to a window that was barely cracked. You pushed it open and climbed in. The house was dark. Perhaps he wasn't home. It wasn't too late, so he shouldn't be asleep yet. You carefully navigated the unfamiliar house. Finally, you came upon his bedroom. Your eyes scanned the dark room, clicking when they landed on his dresser.

'Bingo,' you thought to yourself.

You smirked as you walked over to the dresser and rummaged through the drawers. Eventually your hands grazed a perfectly gleaming pair of tighty-whities. You held them up and mushroom sighed.

"Somehow that doesn't surprise me," you muttered to yourself.

Just as you're about to turn to leave, you heard a voice.

"____? What are you doing?"

Your eyes grew wide. Your heart pumped faster than it ever had before. You nervously chuckle and turn to see Gai himself standing in the doorway.

"I, um... It's not what it looks like!" you attempted to reply, holding your hands in front of your face. However, you noticed you were still holding the underwear, which Gai couldn't stop staring at, so you immediately dropped them to the floor.

He furrowed his eyebrows, trying to reason out what was happening.

"Uh... ____?"

You knew the only way out was to tell the truth.

"Okay, okay! I was playing truth or dare with Naruto and Sakura and them, and they dared me to steal a pair of your underwear. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to break into your house.. but you weren't home, so..." you rambled.

Gai cut you off.

"____, calm down. It's okay. If anything, I'm more surprised you let yourself get caught," he reassured you. "I mean, you're a *insert rank here.. that's more than likely chunin or jonin or anbu.. you choose, it's whatever*, an experienced ninja. You shouldn't get caught."

You sighed, "I know."

His lips curled into a smirk, "Perhaps I should teach you the proper ways of stealth," he crooned, winking at you.

You blushed immensely. Had he just said what you thought he said? He strutted over to you and placed a hand to your cheek.

"Keep the underwear. I'll get them back eventually." Again, he winked and walked from the room. You were left standing in his room in shock. Who knew Gai could be so smooth?

You shook yourself back to reality, picked up the underwear and ran from his house back to Sakura's. When you entered, the room broke into cheers. You, however, were still contemplating the events from earlier.

(author's note: Hahaha, I just had to make Gai a player. You all can thank wissiemeissie for bringing to light than I had forgotten a Gai result. I, actually, am really pleased with this one. Heh.)

If you don't like either:

Temari grins, obviously an idea came to her head..

She smirked, "Hey! Let's play a different game..."

All eyes were on Temari as the din died down.

"Okay, so, with this game..." you tuned her out, taking another swig of tequila...

(if you want me to make this quiz, let me know *wink*)