The world began with an explosion! -deidara love story- part 1

- THOUSAND NEEDLE PUNCH!
You jumpde up in the air and chrashed your fist against the puppet. It fastly moved away and began to attack you.
- YOU DAMN PUPPET, DIE! You took your ankle and breaked the puppet into a million peices.
- Good! Now, is there anymore puppets I can use in here...?
- KANEKO! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY PUPPET!?? Sasori stormed into the room. He looked around. In every wall there was splinters after his beloved dollie.
- Oh, Sasori. You was standing in the middle and rubbed the back of your head nervously with a silly smile on your face.
- I was just, ehm...
Sasori looked at you for a looooooong time before he speaked again.
- Did you even think of asking me?
- To be honest, no. But I did split the puppet up with only a kick! Ain't that great? You smiled at him with the sweetest smile you had.
- Hn, what's going on here? Deidara stepped into the room holding a big laundry basket. XD
- Oh, Deidei^^ You did you remember to wash my underwears?^^ I did barely have any clean ones the last time I looked into my wardrobe. You walked out from the room and on the way out you grabbed Deidaras hand.
- Kaneko? Why the hell would I do that, uhn?
- Naa, I was just thinking. I do really suck on washing laundry sooo...
Naha! I suck on laundry! XP me: Kinda ^^'
-Pleeease, Dei^^ I will only make all the white clothes pink if I would do it. And i don't think the rest of you guys would like that...
- Uhn, kinda not. He grinned at you and then continued walking...
You made your way to your room in this really freaky hideout. It was kinda like a corridor with doors on every side. By the side of your room, Itachi was on the right side and Tobi on the left.
You walked in to your room. The day you joined Akatsuki, Deidara helped you to built your room.
You loved it!^^
The walls was in a earthy red colour and the furniture was expensive dark wood.
Pein didn't really like your taste in furnitue. The most of the Akatsukis saved money had been spent on them.
But ofcourse he changed his mind when you turned on that smile of yours^^
You lay down on your king size bed ans looked up in the roof of your room. You had spent almost a year at the Akatsukis now, and you really liked it here...
- KANEKO! WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE?
- Ooh, I guess Itachi found his nailvarnish now...
- Kaneeeeeeko... Why are my nailvarnish green? Itachi came in with a evil smirk on his face.
- Nah, don't look at me that way, Itachi. It looks like you are gonna kill me or something like that...
- Maybe, answer my question! Why is it green?!?
- Ain't green just a lovely colour? You gave him your cutest smile and sat up a bit in your bed.
- And whyyyyyyy did you make it green?
- Noooh! Itachi-kuuun!^^ You look great in that colour^^ I promise! Very sexy on you!
- What are you trying to do now...?
- I'm just saying that you look sexy in green^^ You jumped up and gave him a peck on his cheek. Then you ran out of your room leaving him behind with a confused look. Deidara walked in where Itachi still was standing.
- You falled for that too, uhn?
- mmm... Itachi looked at Deidara. Then he said
- She will never change, will she?
- Nope, she will always drive all the boys crazy longing after her... He sighed and then gave Itachi a big grin.
- What was that for? Itachi sounded kinda irritated.
- You have fallen for her too, haven't you? Deidara gave him the biggest smile when he didn't answer.
Then you ran into the room again!
- Pleeease hellp me!
Zetzu are trying to eat me! T.T
They just laughed and leaved you alone.
- Naah! You are soo mean! Nobody likes me in here.. T.T
After almost being eated by Zetzu you walked tired into the big dining room. Sasori was yelling at Kisame for something.
- Kisame, do you actually think we are gonna eat that?
- Hnnnn, shut up Sasori. You sound like a woman...
- What the...! I'm not! It's you that can't cook.
- Why should you care. You are just a puppet... Pein walked in and the room became quiet. You pad into the room carefully. Pein was kinda mad at you for something that you didn't remember.
- Kaneko, what a suprise to see you here...
- No really, are you suprised? I didn't know that you was the only one who has to eat in here... And... You didn't say anything more. Deidara was holding his hand over your mouth so you COULDN't say anything, even if you wanted.
- Do you never learn when it's time to shut up? He whispered in your ear. You breaked free and stared at him then made a disgusted sound.
- OH MAN! YOUR HAND JUST KISSED ME! You opened your mouth but then looked at Pein again.
His eyes looked kinda like +_+ !^^
A little spooky...
He came forward to you and stared at you with a disappointed look.
- Do... you... EVER... SHUT UP? He was burning. But you could hear that he wasn't thaaat mad^^
- Nope, kinda not. You said and smiled. You looked at him innocent. You walked backwads until you could feel someone behind you.
You quickly ran behind that man.
- Kaneko, what are you doing? Are you afraid of something, un?
You pointed at Kisames food.
- Hungry, sit, eat, hide, I'm gonna die today...
Hidan began to laugh and everthing was good again. But Pein looked kinda mad for the rest of the day.
After dinner Tobi came rushing in.
- We have got a letter! Deidara-sempai! Can I open it?
- Un, noo. Do you know who it's from? He looked at you, but you just shaked your head. It wasn't something you had made up to joke.
- Well if it isnt from Kaneko, it can't be that bad. Itachi said while smirking.
- I guess not. All the members sat down around the table and Konan opened it.
- From... Orochimaru...
You stand up and said sarcastically while looking around.
- Who the hell is that?
Nobody answered. But you could see that they where worried and....
CLIFFHANGER! Mwahahahaha! XD
noooo T.T

Yeah, believe it!