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Frank Iero!
Gerard Way!
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Ray Toro!
Gerard Ways piss is actually eyeliner. It just turns yellow in the sun.
Gerard Way invented daylights saving time so night would be longer.
Gerard Way has played Dungeons and Dragons. Now there are no more Dragons.
Gerard Way invented Starbucks so he would have coffee every time he crossed a street.
When bad people die, they go to Hell. When good people die, they go to Gerard Way.
Gerard Ways last name inspired the adverb.
Gerard Way is the bastard love child of Billy Corgan and Liza Minelli.
It is always dark when Gerard Way goes outside. Not because he does not like the sun, but because the sun is afraid of competing.
God said, "Let there be light."
Gerard Way said, "Say please."
The first syllable of Jesus's name is a cleverly disguised tribute to Gerard Ways nickname.
Gerard means Brave with a spear. Before Gerard Way lost his virginity, it just meant brave.
Gerard Way went back in time and invented the Red Cross so there would be a company that gave out free blood.
Gerard Way does not try to look like he is dead. The dead try to look like Gerard Way.
When Frank Iero kicked Gerard Way in the nuts, he lost a testicle. Now he only has three left.
Gerard Way has literally saved lives. He brought 15 dead orphans back to life by mugging the Grim Reaper.
The reason Gerard Way cannot grow a mustache or beard is not because of testosterone depletion. Its because his skin is 70% bleach.
The ring that Gerard Way wears is really a walkie-talkie he uses whenever Jesus runs out of ideas.
Blood was originally pink. Gerard Way made it red.
When you have sex with someone with HIV or AIDS, you get HIV or AIDS. Whenever Gerard Way has sex with someone with HIV or AIDS, he cures it.
Theodore Roosevelt was inspired to say, Speak softly and carry a big stick, when he saw Gerard Way perform. It was originally, Speak loudly and carry a big stick, but Teddy Roosevelt realized the only person who should be allowed to speak loudly is Gerard Way.
God gave Moses 10 Commandments. Gerard Way gave God 20.
When Gerard Way gives you the finger, he is not saying, fuck you. He is letting you know youre having his baby in nine months.
Some people take the bull by the horns. Ray Toro takes the bull.
God originally wanted to makes Ray Toro a victim of Catch 22. But the phone rang and God forgot the victim of and 22 parts.
Ray Toro invented cupcakes.
Ray Toro donated parts of his lips to Angelina Jolie.
Ray Toro was rock and roll long before becoming a musician because he invented the wheel.
All poodle secretly want to be Ray Toro.
Ray Toro is actually the Puerto Rican reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix.
Ray Toro loves Iron Maiden because thats the only Maiden that is not trying to have his babies.
Ray Toro does not look at porn to get turned on. He looks at it to get the porn stars turned on.
Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicoles baby. Ray Toro is the father of the Virgin Marys.
Ray Toro has to leave his hair in his face because every time he used to look at someone, they would have an orgasm.
Stevie Wonder is blind because once Ray Toro was shredding so hard he broke the speed of light. His hand went through a time vortex and poked him in the eyes.
Ray Toro once had three fingers cut off. He now only has seventeen fingers left.
Ray Toro does not play guitar. He plays God.
There were originally supposed to be three atomic bombs dropped in Japan in World War II. Ray Toro stole the last one so there would still be enough Japanese people alive to manufacture video games.
When MCR needed a new guitarist, Ray Toro planted a sunflower seed in the ground and spit on it. The next day it grew into Frank Iero.
The minute Ray Toro bit that crayon in the Im Not Okay video, it turned into Laffy Taffy.
Ray Toro got mad at Carrot Top for seeing his look. Thats why you never see those 1-800-Collect commercials anymore.
Ray Toro is part Puerto Rican. Not because of his heritage, he just ate a Puerto Rican.
Frank Iero is not 5 foot, 3 inches tall. He is folded in half.
Frank Iero does not have three legs. It just looks like that.
If you look through the enlarged holes in Frank Ieros earlobes, you can see New Jersey.
Frank Iero does not cry. He makes it rain.
Angels do not get their wings whenever a bells rings. They get them when Frank Iero wants them to.
Newborn babies cry because they realize their father is not Frank Iero.
Edison invented the lightbulb. Frank Iero invented light.
Frank Iero can make pigs fly.
Frank Iero was created because God wanted to prove that he loves us and wants us to be happy.
Frank Iero made the dinosaurs go extinct by strangling them all.
Frank Iero does not pay taxes to the government. The Government plays taxes to him.
Pluto was kicked out the solar system because it pissed off Frank Iero.
Led Zeppelin created The Stairway to Heaven. Frank Iero made it into an escalator.
Frank Iero does not have herpes, he just gave it to Paris Hilton.
Every time you masturbate, Frank Iero makes money
Every time Frank Iero blinks, a teenage girl gets pregnant.
Frank Iero found Nemo.
Whenever Frank Iero gets sick, an angel gets AIDS.
The one time MCRs tourbus broke down, the band rode on Bob Bryars back to get to the venue.
The hair on Bob Bryars chin is used to make fishing wire and rope.
Bob Bryar brings aborted babies back to life as cats.
Mikey Way broke three toes in an epic battle with what he thought was a brick wall, but was really Bob Bryars chest.
Bob Bryars brain was damaged when he thought he had made a mistake.
A woman once broke Bob Bryars heart. He broke her soul.
Bob Bryar once made an entire sound system out his beard.
Bob Bryar once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Bob Bryar secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Bob Bryar plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Revolver.. and wins.
When Bob Bryar does push-ups, he does not push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
Bob Bryar bought 6000 copies of K-Feds record and melted them down into an orphanage for K-feds children to live in.
The Titanic actually struck Bob Bryar while he was swimming.
Bob Bryar is what Willis is talking about.
Bob Bryar has only been able to shave once. Then the government took his Napalm away.
Bob Bryar does not trim his beard by cutting it, but by snapping it.
Bob Bryar knows where the Holy Grail is.
The real fountain of Youth is actually Bob Bryars mouth. Thats why everyone wants to make out with him.
Bob Bryar has adopted twice as many babies as Angelina Jolie. He made them grow to adulthood instantly by poking them in the stomach and giving them jobs as roadies. As long as Angelina Jolie keeps adopting babies, MCR will never run out of roadies.
It is considered a great accomplishment to travel down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Bob Bryar traveled up Niagara falls in a cardboard box.
Mikey Way made his wife out of his own sweat, blood, tears, and a dead fairie.
Once, Mikey Ways glasses broke. So Mikey Way got lasik because Mikey Way does not tolerate failure.
There are actually eight wonders of the world. Mikey Way accounts for four of them.
Mikey Way does not need to eat. He is sustained by coffee and medication. He only eats to occasionally be cool.
The reason Mikey Way was not electrocuted when he took the heater into the shower is because Mikey Way absorbs all electricity. He uses it to power his iPod.
Jesus turned water into wine. Mikey Way turned it into a Starbucks Mocha Latté.
All of Mikey Ways cats were originally rabid fangirls who spammed his wife with hate mail. He turned them into cats with his magic.
Mikey Way started wearing tight jeans so that every time somebody would give him a wedgie, their hand would get stuck.
Every fattening thing Mikey Way eats goes straight to Buddhas ass.
When Mikey Way enters a room, he does not turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
Mikey Way moved to Brooklyn because his presence wards off all gang crime in a ten mile radius. That is why his brother keeps him on a keychain.
When Mikey Way got Lasik, three hundred blind children immediately were able to see.
Mikey Way actually proved the theory that there is less violence in the world when people are using hula-hoops by strangling 600 terrorists with hula hoops.
When Mikey Way said there was quite a lot of metal in his belt buckle, he was not lying. His belt buckle plays Poison and Iron Maiden records when you give it a nickel.
Mikey Way knows what happened to Ritchie Edwards.
When Ashlee Simpson told Mikey Way that she had MCRs CD, Mikey Way gave her Pete Wentz in exchange for never going near his band again.
Mikey Way has been down with kickball since the third grade. Except in his case, he meant that whenever someone kicked him in the balls, their foot got hurt and he was fine. Because Mikey Way has brass balls.
Brett Favre can throw a football over fifty yards. He can throw Mikey Way even further.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Mikey Way during sex because they are doing the same thing.
Dick Cheneys last heart attack was caused by the shock of seeing a picture of Mikey Way lifting something.
Mikey Way has read every book every sold by Barnes & Noble.
