This is my toiled-on entry for x---guns.go.bang's contest.
But you are still very welcome to read it and laugh at the silly potatoes called Mary-Sues.
- - - - X - - - -
16 March
Me sees that the skies of Emogakure are not bright; me thinks it's going to rain. I miss Sunagakure!!!!!!!! My boyfriend Gaara is there and I miss him!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I hate this village. I hate Emogakure! Everyone here is just so ... EMO. I wonder why...
17 March
Oh! Oh! Gaara and I talked for over 6 hours on my new Snokia-07 Millennium mobile phone today! Then, Mrs. Ikuchi, the orphanage mistress cut me off and said I should be practicing my Emo Jutsus for the upcoming Chunin exams. Bla bla bla! I already mastered 444 forbidden jutsus! I don't need to practice anymore!!!
But just to please her, I mastered an extra 300 jutsus in half an hour.
19 March
Today Gaara and I had a date in the evening. Nuki, my magical pet racoon who has the powers of 7 rainbows, kindly flew me to Sunagakure. He's scho schweet, and cute, and cuddly! And he can fight! Da da da , teenage mutant ninja racoon!
Oh, you won't believe the number of jealous fangirls staring at us (mostly me). The total: 49! Wahahaha!
But then, halfway during the date, that 123-tailed goldfish got dehydrated and caused me to suffocate! Lack of oxygen; Gaara had to throw me into the park fountain as cure. I was all wet and soaking ... but still very sexy as my clothes stuck on my body. I practically got ogled at all the way to his place!
21 March
OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! WE DID "IT"!!!! WE ... DID ... "IT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's what happened:
Gaara: Marui Su, remember yesterday when I tossed you into the fountain. You came out looking so yummy and sexy-licious that I went home and watched porn. Oh, Marui Su, I can't stand it anymore! Let's have sex!
Me: Oh yes, Gaara! Lets! I thought you'd never ask!
Gaara: Come on then, woman! Off we go!
And whoosh! What an animal! He ripped off my clothes (as I with him) and tackled each other onto his bed. We tried all sorts of sex: Kinky sex, rough sex, passionate sex, Tanuki sex, Mary-Sue sex ... Great Buddha, I almost died! He was amazing! Gaara was totally Zeus in bed! Yes, that's right Kankurou, Baki-sensei and Jiraiya ... Gaara pwns better than you losers!
22 March
I found out I'm not an orphan today. Dad is dead but mum is still alive. She's Konoha's Fifth Hokage, Tsunade. Wow. No wonder I am so strong and have Super-F cup breasts. This is how they met:
They were drunk and copulated in a dark alley. The next morning, they woke up and were shocked. Tsunade had a reputation to look after so she grew me in a beer bottle and handed me to my father. But not before signing the marriage papers.
Daddy, then, fled to Emogakure and raised me until I was 2 years old. Then, Uchiha Itachi came.... Originally, he wanted to kill me too but he couldn't because he sensed I was "The Chosen One". He ran away after that.
Itachi, you killed my father! One day I will track you down and kill you with my demon goldfish's telekinetic flower power.
23 March
The Chunins begin today. I'm leaving for Konoha. I can't stop singing "If you were gay" by Avenue Q. Kankurou made passes at me and even ogled at my chest saying that I've "grown". Ew.
24 March
Today was the Written Exam. I pass it by making my answers magically appear on my paper.
25th March
Second exam today and I got money. We had to find our way to the central tower in 5 days. My team made it in 5 minutes! Gaara's team took 45 minutes and Temari had to pay me $100 because we beat their team.
27th March
I MET UCHIHA ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was walking in the central tower and he jumped me from the shadows. Then, he grabbed me by the back of my neck, shoved me against a wall and pinned both my hands above my head. But I kicked him off and we fought and I won because I reversed his Mangenkyo on him with the goldfish's bloodline limit of Bubble Eyes. I interrogated him:
Me: What do you want?
Itachi: I am here for you, Marui-Su. You will surrender your demon goldfish to me.
Me: You fiend! I won't surrender Fishy! But I will kill you like how you killed my dad!
Itachi: Silly little girl. You can't kill me. And why can't you kill me? Because ... I am your father!
Me: No-ooo!
And then, I just pushed him away and ran. My father. Uchiha Itachi. No! Why? How?? This is impossible!! If Itachi is my father and Tsunade is my mother ... WHAT THE HELL AM I???
To be continued...
If Itachi is my father and Tsunade is my mother...WHAT THE HELL AM I???
Easy ... a Mary-Sue.
Part 1 down.
Rate. Pick. Give support.
That's all I'm asking for and, oh yeah!
BANNERS! XD
