Welcome To The Good Life [Panic! At the Disco]

Take One
"Ready?"
"Born ready." Jon flashed a smile.
"ACTION!"
"Hey, this is Panic! At the Disco. I'm Jon." Jon Walker said.
"Yeah, and we practically own your face!" Brendon screamed.
"CUT!"
"seels don't fly in water."
Take Two
"Ready?"
"Born ready." Jon flashed a smile.
"ACTION!"
"Hey, this is Panic! At the Disco. I'm Jon." Jon Walker said.
Silence.
Everyone's faces turned to Brendon.
"Huh? What?" Brendon snapped out of his daydream, "My line now?"
"CUT!"
"you could poke somebody's eye out."
Take Three
"Ready?"
"Born ready." Jon flashed a smile.
"ACTION!"
"Hey, this is Panic! At the Disco. I'm Jon." Jon Walker said.
"I'm Spencer." Brendon said immediately after Jon spoke.
"WRONG LINE!"
"WRONG QUE!"
"CUT!"
"i told you that this was hard."
Take Four
"Ready?"
"Born ready." Jon sighed.
"ACTION!"
"Hey, this is Panic! At the Disco. I'm Jon." Jon Walker said.
"I'm Brendon," Brendon put two thumbs up.
"I'm Spencer," Spencer gave a warm smile.
"And I'm Ryan," Ryan gave a faint wave.
"We're gonna be playing a couple of acoustic, live songs for you in just a second," Jon said, "But first, is the on-the-spot questions, where fans emailed questions they wanted answered... on the spot."
"Liz from Houston, Texas asks," Ryan squinted at the computer screen, "What are each of your girlfriends' names?"
"Um..."
"BRENDON ANSWERS FIRST!"
"NO WAY!"
"YES WAY!"
"GERARD WAY!"
"...What?"
"Nevermind," Brendon shook his head, "...Lines please?"
"CUT!"
"i can tell this will end badly."
Take Five
"Ready?"
"Born ready." Jon sighed.
"ACTION!"
"Hey, this is Panic! At the Disco. I'm Jon." Jon Walker said.
"I'm Brendon," Brendon put two thumbs up.
"I'm Spencer," Spencer gave a warm smile.
"And I'm Ryan," Ryan gave a faint wave.
"We're gonna be playing a couple of acoustic, live songs for you in just a second," Jon said, "But first, is the on-the-spot questions, where fans emailed questions they wanted answered... on the spot."
"Liz from Houston, Texas asks," Ryan squinted at the computer screen, "What are each of your girlfriends' names?"
"Mine's Cassie," Jon said. "I love her to death."
"Hailey," Spencer said.
"Keltie," Ryan looked directly at the cameraman.
"Pete Wentz." Brendon grinned slyly.
"What the hell?" Ryan asked, his head turning toward Brendon.
"He was with me during New Year's," Brendon rolled his eyes, "He counts, gosh."
"That's... that's... okay, this interview is going the wrong way."
"OHMYGOD, BRENDON URIE'S GAY?!?!?!" The cameraman screamed.
"No, Brendon-"
"OHMYGOD! I HAVE TO TELL MY SISTER! SHE'S GONNA FREAK OUT!"
"Shut up and roll the camera, Trevor!" The director screamed at the cameraman.
"why is there shit on my camera?"
Take Six
"Hey, this is Panic! At the- hey, I'm tired of saying this line over and over again. Can someone say it for me? Or like, take my place or something?" Jon Walked said complained.
"I'm Brendon," Brendon put two thumbs up.
"I'm Spencer," Spencer gave a warm smile.
"And I'm Ryan," Ryan gave a faint wave.
"GUYS! We still didn't say the proper introduction," Jon said.
Silence.
"GUYS!" Jon's voice rang.
"WHAT?"
"HEY, THIS IS PANIC! AT THE DISCO. I'M JON." Brendon screamed as loud as he could.
"I'M BRENDON." Spencer smiled.
"I'M RYAN." Jon winked.
"I'M... BOB." Ryan thought of a name right off the top of his head.
"Ohmygod, you're Bob Bryar?" Brendon's jaw dropped.
Ryan grinned, "Why... why yes I am,"
"Hey, I thought I was the drummer!" Spencer pointed at himself.
"I thought you were Ryan?" Jon said, confused.
"I'm...both. Ryan and Spencer."
"Genius."
"I know, right?"
"CUT!"
"What the fuck is going on here?" The cameraman and director said in unison, "You're supposed to be doing an interview! Not a spazzistic, random band scene!"
"...Ooh. Haha. Spazzistic." Ryan raised an eyebrow in interest of the word.
"That word pwns." Spencer wondered out loud.
"I thought pwns pwns." Ryan said.
"It does."
"But now spazzistic pwns."
"Both of them pwn."
"...Two words can pwn?"
"Yes, Ryan."
"But I'm Bob Bryar."
"GUYS!" The director exclaimed, "GODDAMNIT! I SHOULD OF GOTTEN FALL OUT BOY!"
"THAT'S AN INSULT!" Brendon randomly pointed at the director.
"I DON'T CARE!" The director screamed. "I FUCKING QUIT!"
With that, the director stormed out, with the cameraman on his tail.
"So..." Spencer shifted.
Brendon smiled slyly, "Who wants McDonalds?"
Jon's eyes lit up, "Oh! Oh! OH! ME!"
"ME TOO!"
"I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!"
"I WANT THEM TO STILL SERVE BREAKFAST!"
And with that, the four Panic! boys ran off to find the nearest McDonald's.
"Hey Ryan?" Brendon asked.
"Hm?"
"Did I ever tell you that you were sexy the way you said Bob Bryar?"
Ryan rolled his eyes.
"OHMYGOD, BRENDON URIE IS GAY!"
"SHUT UP SPENCER!"
The End
bands; they could be divas more than half the time.
Yeahhhh.

Quite a bit of laughter, don't ya think?

I love those Panic! boys.

NO. FUCKING. MATTER. WHAT.