Welcome! I got bored and I was watching Naruto last night and was wishing death on Orochimaru, the Sound Four, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, and Naruto last night all for various reasons.
So here is a oneshot in which Sasuke is degraded until the very end. Yes it's romance.
Flames are forbidden, though I'll probably get some anyway and I will probably get to demean someone's intelligence.
Read away!
Okay.
Under Your Skin
"You're such a pansy." She snapped, sitting next to Naruto's body, watching the harsh rise and fall of the Kyuubi-boy's chest. "You really are."
Sasuke's eyes were narrowing at her, and it showed.
"Itachi was right. You are weak." Her eyes were frozen over; angry and desolate. "Because only a weakling would abandon his village and his friends. It appears to me that the last surviving members of the Uchiha clan are weaklings."
Sasuke couldn't use Chidori a third time, it was impossible if he wanted to live. He just glared, evilly and with malice and walked away.
Kakashi appeared and sighed.
"I'm sorry...Of all the times to be late." The girl shrugged and helped Kakashi pick up Naruto.
"It's not a big deal, sensei; he'll be easy to get back. You just have to know how." And surely, Naruto and this girl were the duo that could make it happen.
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"Maa! Chii, it's this way!" Naruto called. The girl sighed and flipped her dark hair over her shoulders.
"Okay, let's get serious."
There was an explosion, and Sai, Sakura, Chii, and Captain Yamato were face to face with the snake man and his pupil. Chii laughed, indignantly, and she had the audacity to say what came out of her mouth next.
"Wow, you really haven't changed. You always were one for weird clothes, you know? You look very pretty Sasuke, are you sure you don't want me to stop by the Akatsuki and pick up some nail polish you complete your outfit?"
Sasuke decided to try out a new technique, the Chidori Nagashi. Chii was unimpressed.
"That's the best you can do? Well, I've gotten stronger too, Princess." She stamped the ground with her foot and it rumbled a threat and rose high, and pieces of stone fell apart, revealing a moving, stone statue of Kyuubi. He roared and Chii smiled.
Sasuke's eyes widened coldly, and then they hardened even further.
It wouldn't be long now.
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New teammates. Retarded at that.
"Well, well, well." She crossed her arms and leaned in the door frame, looking at the injured Sasuke. "It looks like the blonde member did you in. You really are a pansy." Sasuke glared at her but didn't have the energy to keep it up.
"Who the hell are you?!" The screech was from a redhead. Rather ugly, but it was all well and good.
Chii stared rather blankly and showed her the hitai-ate from Konoha around her waist.
Karin was unhappy with this, there was no doubt.
Chii kneeled down and bent her head so she could make close quarters eye contact with Sasuke. He just stared, exhausted and in pain.
"You ready to face the music yet?"
And she disappeared in a cloud of sand.
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"Forgive the attitude." She whispered, sighing as she sat at the foot of his hospital bed. Her eyes were sparkling. "After all, the easiest way to get you home was to get under your skin. You make it rather easy, you pansy."
A weak smile formed on Sasuke's lips.
"I can't believe I didn't win."
"It was a draw." She snapped. Men were so difficult. "Itachi's been detained in Konoha with serious injuries, if anything you won because you're not as close to death as he was, you stupid boy."
Sasuke sighed and beckoned her to come a little closer so she slid off the bed and came to Sasuke's side. He pulled her head down and pressed there lips together for a moment.
"So," He said, the former smile changed into a conceited smirk. "Do I get under your skin?"
Woo!
