::My Heart Is The Worse Kind Of Weapon:: [Peter Wentz] 05 WE'RE OVER!

Pete logged onto the computer
P3T3RP@ND@: PATTYCAKES! MY LOVER!
PattCak3s: OH YEAH RIGHT!
P3T3RP@ND@: At least i'm good in bed! HEY LOOK! its BRENNY!
Shotgun_wedding_freak: Hey guys
PattCak3s: hey brenny!!
PattCake3s: WHO SAID YOU WERE GOOD IN BED!
P3T3RP@ND@: My Girl did
Shotgun_wedding_freak: Why are we talking about being good in bed?
PattCak3s: DO I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE?
P3T3RP@ND@: Apparently your girl wants me involved in hers *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
PattCak3s: cuz Petah said that Billy said that I was bad in bed *whines*
PattCak3s: you're evil!
Shotgun_wedding_freak: haha Billy just called me and told me that Pete said that about you and is putting words in her mouth
P3T3RP@ND@: Nuh-uh!
PattCak3s: let's just ask her... she's on!
P3T3RP@ND@: Okay!
Pyro Wentz: hey guys
Shotgun_wedding_freak: Hey! I just talked to you, and Pete, you have way too much energy
Pyro Wentz: i know
P3T3RP@ND@: Nuh-uh! Hi Billy
Pyro Wentz: hi baby
P3T3RP@ND@: Haha Patrick, Billy just called me baby! *puts an arm around Billy's shoulder*
PattCak3s: Doooork... that's not Billy! it's Pyro!
Shotgun_wedding_freak: Pete, you're going to get pounded haha.
Pyro Wentz: you told me Billy! *teary eyes*
PattCak3s: oohh HEY PYRO!
P3T3RP@ND@: I thought Pat said Billy was on! *whines and hugs Pyro*
Pyro Wentz: HEY PATTY!
P3T3RP@ND@: *whines* PATRICK! You gots me in trouble.
PattyCak3s: I DID?!
Shotgun_wedding_freak: HAHA, Dude, Pete's going to get pounded.
Pyro Wentz: YES HE IS
P3T3RP@ND@: No...I do the pounding around here right baby? *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Pyro Wentz: mayybee... *blushes*
PattyCak3s: ewww guys!
Shotgun_wedding_freak: Wow...
P3T3RP@ND@: GUYS! Patrick, you made me call my baby your baby...*puppy face*
PattyCak3s: wait what?
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: I even got a little confused. But Pyro, apparently your boy's been causing pro
Pyro Wentz: so i see... he woke me up... i think that's enough
P3T3RP@ND@: NO I HAVEN'T!
PattyCak3s: you better hide Petah
P3T3RP@ND@: I didn't put words in Billys mouth saying that Patrick's not good in bed and that she wanted to sleep with me.
Pyro Wentz: YOU DID WHAT!?
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: *laughs hysterically*
That this city is burning, so the story goes...
MaDaSaHaTtEr has now logged on
PattyCak3s: OH ITS OOOON WENTZ
PattyCak3s:LOOK RYRO!
MaDaSaHaTtEr: Hey guys, what's going on?
Pyro Wentz: RYYYY
Pyro Wentz : Petah told Patrick that Billy said that Patrick's not good in bed and she wanted to sleep with him!
Pyro Wentz : AND HE WOKE ME UP
MaDaSaHaTtEr: Peter Pan! What the hell are you thinking?
PattCak3s: Pete is getting pooundeeed!
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: Haha he has a point there
P3T3RP@ND@: SHUT UP URIE! Go have some man soup!
PattCak3s: ROFL
P3T3RP@ND@: and I was thinking that I'd get a heated threesome with my girl and Patty's girl
Pyro Wentz: brenny... what's man soup?
Pyro Wentz: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
P3T3RP@ND@: *puffs out chest like a tough guy*
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: *blushes*
PattCak3s: hey! what about me? *whines*
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: Patty, you can handle that one
PattCak3s: WHYY?
PattCak3s: Let Peter do it!
MaDaSaHaTtEr: Pete wants a threesome with your girl and his
P3T3ERP@ND@: Nah, we'll let Ryan take it
Pyro Wentz: CAN SOMEONE ANSWER ME!?
Pyro Wentz: ryyy what's man soup?
MaDaSaHaTtEr: FINE! When we were recording our first album, we were with those fuckers *points at Patty and Pete* and we were at their apartment and in the hot tub, and we were all half - fully naked.
Pyro Wentz: GASP!
MaDaSaHaTtEr: so Man soup is, all of us dudes in a hot tub halfway - fully naked
PattCak3s: *blushes*
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: *blushes*
MaDaSaHaTtEr: And there was only 1 fully naked.
PattCak3s: PETER
P3T3RP@ND@: *giggles at the memory* we so need another one of those thingies
Pyro Wentz: could've guess that
P3T3RP@ND@: *gasps in fake hurt* Why would you accuse me of something like that? *puppy face*
Pyro Wentz: i didn't
MaDaSaHaTtEr: Oh Please Wentz, youre not that innocent
Pyro Wentz: exactly
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: Haha, only Patty and I can pull off that look
MaDaSaHaTtEr: HEY! I can too! *huffs*
PattCak3s: right! *high five*
Pyro Wentz: Ry can do it too
Pyro Wentz: I'VE SEEN IT
Pyro Wentz: it's kinky-eh
P3T3RP@ND@: :O
PattCak3s: Wentz... I think your girl is having an affair with RY!
P3T3RP@ND@: so now you're thinking other guys are sexy!?
P3T3RP@ND@: *fake hurt* FINE! WE'RE OVER!
'Cause if we're trapped and we're never gonna find a way out,
Pyro Wentz: O.O
Pyro Wentz: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
P3T3RP@ND@ HAS LOGGED OUT
Pyro Wentz: O.O
Pyro Wentz: did that really happen?
MaDaSaHaTtEr: *nods in shock* yeah...
PattCak3s: oh noes...
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: oh boy...
PattCak3s: are you okay?
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: Patrick! I'm telling Billy!
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: *calls Billy*
MaDaSaHaTtEr: *hugs Pyro*
Pyro Wentz: *shocked face*
Pyro Wentz: but.. I! but-!
Pyro Wentz: *Cries*
MaDaSaHaTtEr: *hugs Pyro tightly*
MaDaSaHaTtEr: He's just an ass.
Shotgu_Wedding_freak: Yah, he's immature hon. PATRICK YOURE IN TROUBLE!
Pyro Wentz: he's joking right?.... tell me he's joking Bren...
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: I don't know hon.
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: He's always had a suspicion about you and Ryan
Pyro Wentz: Patty cakes?
Pyro Wentz: he's joking right?
PattCak3s: i...*sighs*
PattCak3s: i don't know...
Pyro Wentz: but... but Ry and i never did..
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: True, but he still has that suspicion, and Patty just pushed him over the edge.
Pyro Wentz: but... Ry... we never did... or... did we?
Pattycakes_chick: has signed on
Pattycakes_chick: PATRICK MARTIN STUMP!
PattCak3s: IT WASN'T ME
Shotgun_Wedding_freak: *sniggers* I TOLD YOU YOU WERE IN TROUBLE PAT!
PattCak3s: BUT I WASN'T
Pattycakes_chick: That's why they're broken up?
MaDaSaHaTtEr: Uhh, we did once I think...
MaDaSaHaTtEr: but it was on truth or dare, but maybe he found out about it?
Pyro Wentz: ...
Pyro Wentz: i don't knoww
MaDaSaHaTtEr: After all you did spend the night that night, cuz you were too tired to go home
Pyro Wentz :OH GOD
Pyro Wentz: WE DID
Pyro Wentz: OMG OMG OMG
Hey Mr. DJ you gotta put a record on, yeah
SPENCER@the_disco: Has logged on
Pyro Wentz: SPENCER!
Pyro Wentz: SPENCER!
SPENCER@the_disco: Hey crazy chicks.
Pyro Wentz: SPENCER
SPENCER@the_disco: O.O
Pyro Wentz: PETE BROKE UP WITH MEEHH!
SPENCER@the_disco: What'd I do?
SPENCER@the_disco: WHAT?! *puffy mad face*
Pyro Wentz: IT'S PATTY'S FAULT!
PattCak3s: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Pyro Wentz: YU UH!
PattCak3s: NU UH!
Trohmania: has logged on
Pyro Wentz :JOE TROH
Trohmania: hey bitches
SPENCER@the_disco: Okay, so...why'd he break up with you?
Trohmania: WHO BROKE UP WITH WHO?
We're gonna bury this town tonight
We're gonna dance all night
Part 5! you know what to do... pleaaase? xoxo