Knock Some Sense Into Your Head ({[Neji Hyuuga One Shot]})

I have a hobby. It is rather entertaining too. I know you are probably like "duh. Everyone has a hobby." Well no shit Sherlock. I shall even quote you...Duh! I mean who doesn't? Kakashi reads porn. Naruto eats ramen. Sakura stalks Sasuke. Sasuke thinks of ways to torture his brother. Gai combs his eyebrows. Lee copies whatever Gai does. Ten Ten polishes her weapons. O and Neji. His hobby is being an ASS!
But my hobby is different from everyone's. Mine actually has a real purpose.
My hobby is to smack Neji Hyuuga on the head whenever I see him so I can knock some freaking sense into that ass's brain.
It is always "destiny this" or "destiny that" and "I'm awesome and you SUCK!"
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SCREW HIM!
I mean REALLY! The guy is cute and everything...ok he is freakin hot...but if he would only take that large stick out of his ass! He would probably get himself a girlfriend then.
I've tried talking to him. I really have...but well...here is a flashback.

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"Neji, I need to talk to you."
"...."
"It's about this destiny c....OW! Owowowowowowowowwwwwwwwwwwwww...."

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Stupid Hyuuga Byakugan and stupid gentle fist. I mean really. How the hell is that move gentle?
Well as you can see, talking didn't help. So being the person I am, I went to violence! ^_^

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"Neji?"
"..."
"*SMACK*"
"Grr....."
"OW! Owowowowowowowoowowowwwwwwwwww..."

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So violence really hasn't worked much either. I still get the end results but at least I get a sense of accomplishment whenever I hit him. Also he has been making noises which is better than nothing.
O and not only am I getting a sense of accomplishment. I'm also training on my speed since I have begun to run away after whenever I hit him. He still is faster than me, but at least I'm getting somewhere.
So yeah...that is my hobby. I mean I don't hit him EVERY time I see him. Just more like 90% of the time I see him. Another 6% is when I try to talk to him about this destiny shit again and the last 4% is when I just plain out talk to him. He usually doesn't say much when I talk to him but I think he listens. To tell you the truth I really don't know if he listens or not but it actually has been nice to talk to him.
I end up talking about my family a lot during that 4%. My parents basically ignore me and make me work whenever I'm at home. They said that they never really wanted to have children and I was just a mistake and things but I was good enough to be a slave or something.
Neji would always be an ass when I stopped talking and would say some destiny crap again which would make me hit him and we would go back to square one. But actually, recently, he isn't making a lot of those comments.
It might be because I am subliminally sending messages to him about how destiny doesn't control our lives during my talk. That or he is feeling sorry for me, who knows.
Sometimes I've even compared the two of our lives. They both suck and we have over controlling people trying to, well, control us. The main differences are that he has the seal thing and I'm just a mistake.
I'm not a failure or anything like what Neji calls Lee and Naruto, which I always hit him for, but I'm actually sort of born a really good ninja like Neji. I understand the different techniques easily and everything but I'm not a genius like Neji, and I'm not a failure...well like my parents say...I'm just a mistake.
I've joked around a bit with Neji, even if he never responds, about what does destiny say about a mistake like me.
So there you go. That is my hobby and right now, well I'm going to go visit Neji again to see if I can knock some sense into his head today.

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I walked down the path in the forest where Neji usually mediates, probably thinking about his precious destiny that controls his life and crap.
There he was like every day, sitting underneath that large oak tree with his legs crossed and his hands folded. I knew he knew I was here because I could see his pupil underneath his eyelid following my movements.
I walked up to him all casual like and when I was in front of him I swung my hand out like every other day to hit his head. But...sadly this time was different.
I pouted as I looked at my hand that stopped about a few inches from Neji's head. Neji's hand was around my wrist and holding it firmly as he glared at me. I gave a sigh and then went to hit him with my other hand but then he grabbed that too.
"You're ruining my hobby," I growled as I brought my knee up. He then blocked that with his arm while STILL holding my hands.
I could see he raised an eyebrow when I said the word hobby but I didn't care as I tried, well I wasn't really trying, to knee him with my other leg.
Next thing I know, I'm on the ground with Neji sitting on my back.
"Your hobby is hitting me?" he asked with a raised eyebrow as he looked down at my pouting form that was pressed into the stupid ground.
"Actually it's to knock some sense into you," I responded while trying to move my legs to kick him from behind.
He gave me a smirk at my failed attempts to hurt him. Next thing he knew, though, was that I was sitting on his legs while holding on to his arms.
"What the..." He looked over his shoulders to see my staring at his butt intently. "Why the hell are you staring at my butt?!"
I looked up with a scowl but then looked back to his rather sexy butt. "I'm looking for that large stick that has been shoved up your ass but I can't see anything. Maybe it's just that far up there," I replied. "O and while I'm at it... *SMACK*"
Neji's glare intensified after his usual smack on the head. Neither of us said anything so I just sighed and looked to the sky.

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Moments later I looked back down at a still glaring Neji and then gave him a large smile.
"Guess what Neji?" I said, my smile getting bigger. He didn't respond but I didn't expect him to.
"I'm getting adopted!" I said happily. "I finally had enough of my parents so I went to Ten Ten's and her parents said that they would be happy to adopt me! The papers for everything are getting signed right now! So screw that destiny! This mistake isn't following those bastards any longer!"
Neji looked at me surprised as I started smiling widely at him and laughing a bit in happiness to myself.
"You aren't a mistake..." he suddenly said, making me stop laughing.
"Wha?"
"I said you aren't a mistake," he repeated. He gave a sigh and loosened his body and I let go of him as I stared at him wide eyed.
"You, Mr. Destiny, of all people know I'm a mistake," I said with a smile.
All of a sudden I feel hand hit my head, but not too harshly but it still hurt. I clutched my head and glared at him.
"What was that for?" I growled as I rubbed the sore spot.
"To knock some sense into you."
To say I was completely surprised would have been an understatement. He used my freakin line! And then it hit me. Neji might have finally understood what I've been talking to him for about a year about. That or he was being an ass again and being a total hypocrite.
"That is MY hobby! Not YOURS!" I cried as I continued to rub my head.
"Well it can't be your hobby anymore so now its mine," he stated as he sat down in front of me with a smirk.

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I looked at him and tried to understand what he just said. If it couldn't be my hobby...then that means...
"YES!" I yelled and hugged him. "YOU UNDERSTAND!"
"Basically," he replied. He just sat there rolling his eyes and let me hug him. Today was a happy day. It marked the day that Neji would stop being a complete ass! Then something hit me.
"Aw...I can't hit you anymore" I sighed. Neji actually began to smile
"You actually could have stopped hitting me about two months ago," he said as I continued sulking. I suddenly looked up at him.
"You understood that destiny was a load of shit TWO MONTHS AGO!" I said screaming at the end. He just smirked but I started hitting him on the head continuously while yelling that he was a bastard over and over again.
Suddenly he grabbed my arms and pulled me closer towards him. "I also understood something else two months ago," he said.
I began to blush from the VERY small amount of room between us.
"I realized I liked you." Well I couldn't respond after that since his lips were on mine.
Duh I kissed back.
Ok...so I started crushing on Neji during the time we spent together. He really wasn't that much of an ass. He was only an ass when he was talking about destiny and crap. Plus he was freakin hot like I said before. ^-^
Well the kiss continued for about a minuet or so, until I felt his lips leave mine and then a hand hit me on the side of the head. My eyes snap open to see Neji standing in front of me with a smirk on his face.
"NEJI HYUUGA!" I screamed before chasing after him.

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WEEEEEEE! oo and I found a lot o pictures!

me like that one...

I thought that was nice....

this made me giggle ^_^