Akatsuki 15 minutes in Hell!! (GURLZ ONLY) WITH PICS NOW YOSH!!

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OK the real game is 7 minutes in heaven but since this is the akatsuki they decided 2 change it a bit. SO! ur the newest member (not original but hey!) and this is ur initation (and its how they keep u in the Akatsuki cuz if u leave they'll put it on the internet MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... did I spell that right?) ...*crickets*... ALRIGHTY THEN MOVING RIGHT ALONG, so they all got a number, u pick a number and spend 15 minutes in some dark creepy place, like a closet (-_- I'm being sarcastic), but the catch is u have 2 do this with every 1!!! so go in order cuz their set up 2 lead 2 the next 1.
this is you:

name: pick one
age: pick one
everything else: pick some thing
...
very user frendly!
(1) U open up the paper and the number 1 is written on it!
(2) U open up the paper and there is a small pop and smoke rises from the paper!
(3) The paper is black and when u open it its blank!
(4) U cant even open up the paper cuz its soaked!
(5) U open up the paper and its an I.O.U.!
(6) U open up the paper and the #6 is written in blue crayon!
(7) U open up the paper and the word SEVEN is written on it in very elegant writting!
(8) U open up the paper and theres mold inside EWWWWWW!
(9) U open up the paper and the #9 is written in blood on it!
(10) U open up the paper and a scale falls out!
Dont ask y the numbers are all funky I dont kno thats y I numbered them. ITS IMPORTANT 2 GO IN ORDER THOUGH!!!!!!!!
Number 1 is...
!!SASORI!!


*YOU: ~sighs~ Alright lets get this over with Pinocchio!
*SASORI: Hehe it aint my nose that grows!
U lead the way in2 the closet followed by Sasori. The door closes and Sasori uses his chakra string 2 make u do a strip tease then he makes u kiss him, and well... u found out that he was telling the truth, it wasnt his nose that was doing the growing!. 15 minutes later the door opens and u scream ur head off and the door slams shut again.
{What did every 1 think!?}
*PAIN: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!!???
*ITACHI: Y do I get the feeling that it was exactly what you think it is? ~talking to Pain~
*KISAME: O.o WTF!?
*DEIDARA: .....?
*TOBI: O.O HE!.. HE!... HE HAD STRINGS AND!... AND HE!... SHE!... THEY!!!
*HIDAN: Well no 1 told u 2 open the door dumbass!
*KAKUZU: WHAT THE HELL IS TAKING THEM!
*ZETSU: .....
*OROCHI: O.o!?
(U and Sasori finally come out about 5 minutes after that, u mad as hell and blushing like crazy and Sasori grinning ear 2 ear. But u did tell him that if he mentioned anything about what went on in there to anyone u would take a belt sander to that part of him that did the growing and,... ehm! u get the idea!)

Last but not least is...
!!OROCHIMARU!!


*YOU: O 4 THE LOVE OF GOD NO!!!!
*OROCHI: O SHUT UP U KNOW U WANT ME!!
Orochi drags u kicking and screaming in2 the closet and.... he... well he... uses his tongue in ways and... and does things and... lets just say he takes the game WAY 2 far. U come out 15 minutes later and hes smiling and licking his lips and ur twitching
*YOU: ~e_o~ no more,... 4 the love of God no more snakes!!
{What did every 1 think!?}
*PAIN: OROCHIMARU U BETTER NOT HAVE RUINED HER!!!!
*ITACHI: Thats just disturbing!
*KISAME: o.O!? U were supposed 2 kiss her not give her post traumatic stress syndrome!!!!
*SASORI: That poor girl! THANK GOD I WENT 1ST!!!!!
*DEIDARA: Not very artistic, hn.
*TOBI: ~Gags uncontrollably~
*HIDAN: Thank God I went b4 him!
*KAKUZU: WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO 2 HER!!!!????
*ZETSU: I eat ppl and that shit grosses me out!

Number 2 is...
!!DEIDARA!!


*YOU: WHAT THE HELL!?
*DEI DEI: Humph! now u will experience true art!!!
*PEIN: DONT U DARE BLOW HER UP!!!
Now that u realize u have a phobia about being blown up, u follow Dei Dei in2 the closet where he kisses u very sweetly, and u think what a surprise this is... until he breaks the kiss covering ur mouth with his palm and u get the weirdest french kiss in the history of weird french kisses. 15 minutes later u walk out with a confused/disgusted look on ur face.
{What did every 1 think!?}
*PAIN: At least he didnt blow her up.
*ITACHI: ....?
*KISAME: What ever he did it wasnt pretty!
*SASORI: EWWW!! Deidara u did the hand thing didnt u!?
*TOBI: ~starts gagging~ THATS NASTY DEI-DEI-SENPAI!!!!
*HIDAN: Yuuuuuck!! and he got picked b4 me!
*KAKUZU: PAY UP OROCHI I TOLD U HED DO THE HAND THING!!
*OROCHI: ~hands Kakuzu a $20~
*ZETSU: This is y I travel ALONE!

Number 3 is...
!!PAIN!!


*YOU: ~blush a bright red~
*PEIN: ~smirks at u ~
Pein takes ur hand and leads u 2 the closet where he spins u around so that ur back is up against his chest, he tips ur head back with 1 hand and holds u up with the other then Kisses u so deeply that ur knees get weak. 15 minutes later u come out and Pein has the same smirk on his face while u still resemble a tomato.
{What did every 1 think!?}
*ITACHI: Scary!,.. hes smiling!
*KISAME: WHEN R U GONNA PICK THE DEAD SMEXY FISH MAN!!!!!
*SASORI: I dont think she digs sushi, fish-stick!
*TOBI: TOBI LIKES FISH STICKS!!!
*DEIDARA: YAY!! very artistic leader-san!!
*HIDAN: STOP KISSIN ASS, BROWN NOSE!!
*KAKUZU: Wow! he did that with flair didnt he!
*ZETSU: ~DO NOT EAT HER! DO NOT EAT HER!~
*OROCHI: ~Sighs~ who thought of this stupid ass game as an initiation any way!
HIDAN: Well im sooooooo sorry the rest of arent pedofiles who dig adolesenct boys!!
OROCHI: o.O!!! ~anime sweat drop~


Number 4 is...
!!KISAME!!


*YOU: U BETTER NOT BITE ME JAWS!!!
*KISAME: LETS C IF UR SAYIN THAT AFTER THE DOOR CLOSES!!!!
U follow Kisame in2 the closet and when the door closes u 2 stare there at each other 4 a while. U notice that Kisame is turning a deep purple and is shaking slightly so u take pity on him and walk up 2 him cupping his head in ur hands, you stand on ur tip toes and give him a soft kiss. He stiffens at 1st but relaxes and holds u gentle by ur waist as he kisses u back just as softly. 15 minutes later the door opens and u come out Kisame trying not 2 smile and has a light lavender color 2 his cheeks.
{What did every 1 think!?}
*PEIN: So I take it jaws didnt bite after all.
*ITACHI: GOOD U KISSED HER 1ST, WILL U STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT ME ALWAYS GETTING ALL THE GIRLS NOW!!!!
*SASORI: I didnt know she was into sushi!
*TOBI: HAHA SUSHI!!!
*DEIDARA: URGH! ITS SO FRUSTRATING THE LACK OF ARTISTIC-NESS IN THIS ORGINIZATION, HN!!!
*HIDAN: WHAT THE DEUCE IS ARTISTIC-NESS!? IS THAT EVEN A FUCKIN WORD U FRUIT CAKE!!!!
*KAKUZU: DAMN!, NOW I OWE THAT WALKING CALIFORNIA ROLL $20!!!!
*ZETSU: ....
*OROCHI: This is so boring!

Number 5 is...
!!KAKUZU!!


*YOU: IF U TELL ME 2 PAY U IM GONNA RIP UR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!
*KAKUZU: O.O!? I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING!
U storm into the room followed by Kakuzu when u turn around he grabs ur head with both hands and kisses u hard. He lets u go and u stare at him for a while, then u start kissing again. 15 minutes later the door opens and u come out in a better mood than when u went in.
{What did every 1 think!?}
*PEIN: o.O...Okaaaaaaay!?
*ITACHI: WTF!? O.o
*KISAME: HEY KAKUZU, WHEN R U GONNA PAY ME MY $20 U FUCKIN CHEAPSKATE!!!!!
*SASORI: U bet him that she WOULD kiss u 2 huh?
*DEIDARA: ....!?
*HIDAN: OMG! NO 'ARTISTIC' COMMENTS 4 1NCE!
*TOBI: ....!
*ZETSU: ~DONT EAT HER!!, DONT EAT HER!!~
*OROCHI: HURRY THE HELL UP I HAVE BOYS TO STEA....ER I MEAN BODIES TO STEAL!!!
*HIDAN: YEAH FUCKIN RIGHT U FREAK!!

Number 6 is...
!!TOBI!!


*YOU: ....o.o
*TOBI: ....o.o
Tobi walks calmly 2 the closet with out saying a word u follow him in expecting 2 sit there and make sure he doesnt bump his head on anything, but as soon as the door closes Tobi grabs ur hands wraps ur arms around his neck and kisses u passionately, u didnt even c him take off his mask! 2 ur surprise hes the best kisser so far. 15 minutes later the door opens and U kick it shut. 45 minutes later u and Tobi come out with glowing faces (how any one could tell Tobi's face was glowing is beyond me!) and Tobi even struts.
{What did every 1 think!?}
*PEIN: ~looks over at Tobi~ ....O.o!?
*ITACHI: ~looks over at Tobi~ ....O.o!?
*KISAME: ~looks over at Tobi~ ....O.o!?
*SASORI: ~looks over at Tobi~ ....O.o!?
*DEIDARA: ~looks over at Tobi~ ....O.o!?
*HIDAN: ~looks over at Tobi~ ....O.o!?
*KAKUZU: ~looks over at Tobi~ ....O.o!?
*ZETSU: ~looks over at Tobi~ ....O.o!?
*OROCHI: ~looks over at Tobi~ ....O.o!?
*TOBI: I told u Tobi was a GOOD boy!
*YOU: ~sits next 2 Tobi and holds his arm and blushes~
(*ME: Im sorry but every1 dogs Tobi, including me, so I decided2 hook him up with this 1.)

Number 7 is...
!!ITACHI!!


*YOU: ~YES THE UCHIHA HOTTIE!!~
*ITACHI: ....-_-
U follow Itachi in2 the closet and he immediately throws u 2 the floor and pins u down, he looks down at u with a wicked grin "this is our little secret." then he kisses u like youve never been kissed b4. u kiss him back and go rolling around the floor. 15 minutes later the door opens and Itachi slams it closed again, then he makes you relive the whole senario again.. and again.. and again. U finally come out an hour and a half later.
{What did every 1 think!?}
*PEIN: ~playing sudoku cuz he knew something like this was gonna happen~
*KISAME: HURRY THE HELL UP SOME OF US HAVE THINGS 2 DO!!!!
*SASORI: Good now I have time 2 finish my puppet!
*DEIDARA: NOW THAT IS ARTISTIC HN!!!
*KAKUZU: SHUT UP B4 I ART UR TISTIC U FUCKIN FAIRY.. AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES 'HN' MEAN!!!!
*TOBI: ~leans his head 2 1 side looking at the door~ ....!
*HIDAN: I knew I never should have joined a group with another pretty boy! ~kills himself in the corner~
*ZETSU: Come on seriously is anyone really surprised by this!?
*OROCHI: OMFG!! so hes not gay!? ~tears fill his eyes~
*ZETSU: o.O! OK! is any one BESIDES Orochi surprised by this!? ~pushes Deidara between himself and Orochi~

Number 8 is...
!!ZETSU!!


*YOU: ~OMG!!!! PLEASE DONT EAT ME! PLEASE DONT EAT ME!~
*ZETSU: ~DONT EAT HER! DONT EAT HER!~
U discover that u truly HATE nature as u follow Zetsu in2 the closet, u notice how quiet it is outside, none of the usual arguments among the others as though they were listening at the door (They were.) U take a deep breath and the 2 of u approach each other. u lean in at the same time, sweat beading off of both of ur brows as ur lips connect in a simple kiss. U hold it for a few seconds then back away from each other. 15 minutes later the door opens and u both bolt out of the room.
{What did every 1 think!?}
*PEIN: O THANK GOD HE DIDNT EAT HER!!! ~crosses himself... ironic huh!?~
*ITACHI: ~Lets out a deep breathe he didnt realize he was holding~
*KISAME: ew!
*SASORI: Well u know what the say vegetables r important in a balanced diet!
*HIDAN: When did u develop a sense of humor?
*DEIDARA: O.o... ew she did it!
*TOBI: ~Passes out cuz he was holding his breathe the whole time~
*KAKUZU: Well thats a year off her life!
*OROCHI: Ugh! Im after swamp thing!

Number 9 is...
!!HIDAN!!


*YOU: Ok this aint so bad!
*HIDAN: Hehe u think it aint bad NOW!
*YOU: O.O!?
U follow Hidan in2 the closet and immediatly he picks u up, throws u up against the wall and pins u there with his body with both of your legs around his waist and french kisses u roughly. U decide 2 shock him and kiss back just as roughly, things heat up and Hidans hands some how find there way under ur shirt, and urz go... well further south. 15 minutes later when the door opens u 2 walk out looking a hot! mess.
{What did every 1 think!?}
*PEIN: ....at least it was a quickie... DAMN! I'm missing the ANTM marathon! ~takes off running upstairs~
*ITACHI: U werent supposed 2 bang her u man whore!
*KISAME: Actually I think she banged him!... o.O AND BESIDES LOOK WHOS TALKIN!!!!
*ITACHI: o.O!
*SASORI: Hey wait did he say 'ANTM marathon?' ~takes off running behind Pain~
*DEIDARA: This is not very artistic, hn!
*TOBI: ~singing chocolate rain from you tube in his head~
*KAKUZU: O.O! WTF!?
*ZETSU: ~Yes, I did it I didnt eat her, I didn't... is that the town drunk over their... hehe LUNCH!!~
*OROCHI: HUMPH! wait till she see what IM packin' BOOM BABY!!!