Ryan and Sarah.
Brendon and Sophie.
Notice how none of those names are Peyton. It took a while for that to sink in.
Sarah: Tall, Blonde, Beautiful, and something I probably couldn't compete with.
Sophie: Her twin.
Hey, what can I say? Ryan and Brendon always did have the same taste in girls. Take me, for instance.
So, Ryan and Brendon are dating blonde bombshellswith the personality of a wall.
Sure they talk and try to fit in.
But jokes?
Forget about it.
Don't you dare try saying something sarcastic either. Believe me, they'll take it seriously.
Like one time when they didn't get a joke, I told them they were dumb as a doorknob.
Okay, they should've taken that one seriously cause I was serious, but everyone else acted like it was sarcasm.
The truth is, I don't like them and they don't like me, and everybody knows it. Even Brendon and Ryan, but they like to pretend that we like each other.
Actually, I'm not the only one that doesn't like them.
Aisling and Caity both agree with me that they're horrible and they have their boyfriends [well now husband for Caity] wrapped around their fingers, so Pete and Bob think they're horrible too.
You're probably wondering what happened after I left the tour.
Well, I went home and swore to myself that I would never talk to Brendon or Ryan again, and try my best to forget them.
That didn't work out too well, considering Brendon and Ryan were 2 of Pete's best friends. It did work for about a week, but then it just got ridiculous and I was pretty much over them, so I talked to them.
I wasn't completely over them though, so I swore to myself that I would never go on tour with them again, because I knew what would happen.
That didn't work out too well either.
You see, Aisling got hired as a merch girl for The Hush Sound, when they went on tour with the Dresden Dolls and Panic! At The Disco. She didn't want to be alone, and me being the wonderful person I am, went along with her.
I probably could've not gone, though, because Aisling spent almost the whole tour with Bob Morris, from The Hush Sound, who is now her boyfriend.
Anyways, I did get to avoid Ryan and Brendon on the tour sometimes, but apparently not enough, because now I find myself head over heels for Ryan and Brendon.
Yes, I did just admit that.
I don't really have to though, because again, everyone knows. Well, except for Brendon and Ryan, of coarse.
Maybe that's why Sophie, Sarah, and I all hate each other.
Actually, I'm pretty sure I would hate them anyways, but I think the fact that I love their boyfriends has a little something to do with it too.
So, Ryan and Brendon got sick of waiting to see if I would go out with one of them, and they both found a girlfriend.
I think they might've bought them, like as a package from a store on a 2 for the price of 1 sale, but hey, that's just me.
So, now I am living my life and having a great time, but I'm also trying to win back Brendon or Ryan.
Let's see who I'll be able to break first.
I'm seeing FFTL tomorrow!!!
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