Anime Therapy Clinic ~Session 16 (Part 2)~

*Dramatic musical upbeat plays*
Last time on the Anime Therapy Clinic . . .
Sesshomaru has an obsession with dog biscuits *everyone gasps* and is in the midst of chasing down our guest Kla who coincidentally has an obsession with him and seems to think they're going to conquer the world from their undersea fortress *double gasp* . . . *whispers* but we all know the sea monkeys are who you really have to watch out for.
Kurama: Tsuki, we could use your help over here!!!
Tsuki: Hai! Coming Kura-kun!
Kla: *running as fast as she can down the hall and hugging the box of biscuits* T-T Lord Sesshomaru have mercy!
Sesshomaru: *howls*


*Tsuki, Kurama, Hiei and Inuyasha are searching through the clinic for Senor Fluffykins and Kla, but amazingly enough seem to have lost the trail . . .*
Tsuki: Where are you!?! I need to find the avalanche of crispy doughnuts! Hallelujah!
Inuyasha: <_ < Kurama, what . . .
Kurama: U_U It's best not to ask.
Hiei: -.- For the sake of staying on task, has anyone seen which way dog man and the little biscuit hoarder went?
Kurama: Based on past experiences, I'd have to guess they're heading for the cafe.
Hiei: Why would you say that?
Tsuki: ^_^ When does Ed ever manage to escape trouble?
Hiei: -.- I see your point.
Kurama: What about your nose, Inuyasha? Surly you can detect your brother's scent.
Inuyasha: Maybe, if his stench hadn't already filled the entire building. Why don't we split up? At least then we can cover more ground.
Hiei: Good idea. I'll go this way. Kurama, you can take the two idiots to the cafe to scope things out there. *gets pounced on by Tsuki*
Tsuki: *_* You dare call me an idiot!?! *starts chewing his head and growling*
Hiei: -.-! I rest my case . . . O_O . . .>_< OW! DON'T PULL IT!!!!
Kurama: *grabbing Tsuki and rolling eyes* You've been a bit off these days, haven't you?
Tsuki: *climbing up and riding on his back* ^_^ Nya! Onward!!!! We have a giant cocker spaniel to catch!
Kurama: -_-! . . .
*Meanwhile, Makubex and Rin are making their way into the main lobby . . .*
Rin: Do you think Lord Sesshomaru will be okay, Mr. Makubex?
Makubex: *looking at Rin* ^_^ I'm sure he'll be just fine. For now, we're safer waiting up here while things work themselves out.
*Not looking where he's walking, Makubex suddenly bumps into someone . . . POOF!*
Makubex: Huh? *blink* *blink* What was . . .
Rin: Look, Mr. Makubex! *points to a pile of clothes on the ground*
Makubex: Well that's strange . . . O_o Eh! Maybe it was one of the Sohma's! Oh no, but where . . . who? Wait a minute. *bends down* But these can't be Yuki, Kyo or Shigure . . . O_O OH MY GOD!!! What if someone just spontaneously combusted!?! *holding head* What if I set off some kind of reaction!?!
Koto: *walking up to them* What's with him?
Rin: He thinks he blew someone up, I think.
Koto: Hmmm . . .
Makubex: Koto, thank goodness! The place has fallen into mad . . . *gets punched by Koto* @_@ . . . Arigatou . . .
Koto: -.- Now Maku-kun, how many times must we go over this, people can't go boom because Tsuki enforced the no bomb implantation rule back when we hired Crimson. Remember?
Makubex: @_@ But . . . but those clothes.
*Shigure enters the clinic and waves to Koto*
Shigure: ^_^ Good morning! How goes things?
Koto: Shigure, you're conscious again. Wasn't expecting to see you so soon after your last run in with Youko. He was ready to murder you.
Shigure: ^_^! Eh heh . . . well, Tsuki stopped him before he did anything too drastic. <_< Can't say the same about Roy though. *thinks a moment and shivers* But anyway, on to the reason why I'm here. Have you seen Yuki or Haru anywhere? It seems Kisa has run off again and the two thought they might find her here.
Koto: Afraid not, but why on earth would she come here of all places?
Shigure: ^_^ Strangely enough, Kisa's quite fond of our crazy doctor and vice-versa. Tsuki is the year of the tiger after all.
Koto: U_U Of course . . . well, you can check the cafe. Maybe the Elrics have seen them.
Shigure: ^_^ Will do. Thanks.
Koto: Oh and watch out. There's been a giant cocker spaniel storming around somewhere. I don't think Tsuki's caught him yet, and he's a bit testy right now.
Shigure: *sweat drop* Somehow, that doesn't surprise me . . . *leaves*
Makubex: @_@ Ki-sa?
Koto: *placing her finger alongside her cheek* You know, now that I think about, I'll bet that was Kisa you bumped into before.
Makubex: -.- Now she tells me . . . *gets poked by Rin* -_-! Ow . . .
*At their usual posts in the cafe, the Elric brothers continue serving customers . . .*
Al: *bowing to a customer* ^_^ Thank you for coming. We hope to see you again. Hm? Well hello, there . . . *bends down*
Ed: Hey Al, I need another slice of that coffee cake over here.
Al: Just a minute!
*As Al hurries over with the cake, something thuds inside his chest*
Ed: <_< Al, what was that?
Al: O_o Eh, n-nothing, nothing at all!
Ed: -.- Yeah, that's believable. Alright where is it?
Al: *sweat drop* Where's what?
Ed: >_< Whatever animal you're hiding in that tin can body of your's!
*Ed leaps after his brother but Al dodges allowing Ed to crash into the shelves. All the coffee cups begin to rattle off the shelf and both brothers scramble around each other trying to catch the cups*
Al: *catching a cup* Got it! *his chest thuds again* O_o;;; Ehhh . . .
Ed: Hah, I knew you were hiding something! *cup smacks him on his head* @_@ Ow . . .
Al: ^_^! Please, brother, she was so scared and alone. *pulls out a very large orange cat with black stripes* I had to help her.
Ed: ^_^ Well, it is kinda cute. *reaches out* Hey there little fella. *cat chomps on his hand* O_O . . . >_< Yeow! Owowowowowowowowowow! That little bastard bit my good hand!!!!
Al: *pulling cat away* I told you brother, she's a she.
Ed: She's going to be dead meat when I get through with her!!!
*Cat breaks away from Al and goes running out of the cafe*
Ed: Come back here you flea infested feline! *runs after it with Al close behind*
Al: O_O;;; Wait, brother! Don't hurt her!
*Meanwhile . . .*
Kla: *still running from the transformed Sesshomaru* T-T Please, my lord, too many treats will make you sluggish and then how will that affect our plans of world domination!?! *stops and faces him* >_< DO YOU WANT THE SEA MONKEYS TO BEAT US TO IT!?!
Sesshomaru: RARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Kla: O_o Good point! *turns and runs again*
Jaken: *limping up the hall from the other direction* T-T Jaken this . . . Jaken that . . . No one appreciates . . . *gets tripped over by Kla* O_O !!!!
Kla: *flying through the air* O_o *blink* *blink* >_< Out of the way toad!
Jaken: You!!! Where is Lord Sesshoma . . .
Sesshomaru: RARRRRR!!!!!
Jaken: O_O !!!!! >_< Wait for me!!!!! *races after Kla*
Kla: T-T Lord Sesshomaru! I appreciate this sudden interest in me, but honestly, I think you're crowding me. That last bit of drool nearly melted my sneakers! ^_^ Tell you what, we go to the underwater fortress and I give you the biscuits, then you can chow down whilst we scheme our world conquest.
Jaken: Oh no you don't! I am Lord Sesshomaru's faithful follower! Take a hike and follow a chipmunk or something!
*the two round a corner, briefly escaping the giant dog*
Kla: >_< How dare you tell me to take a hike! I challenge you to a battle of carrots!
Jaken: Carrots!?! *gets hit in the head with a carrot* @_@
Kla: *holds out carrot like a sword* Unguard you talking fungus!
Jaken: >_< I am not fungus! *swings carrot nearly clipping Kla in the stomach*
Kla: How dare you try to overdose me with beta-carotene! >_< I will turn you orange! *swings carrot*
*As the two swing at each other a shadow moves in over their heads and Sesshomaru's drool puddles around them creating a miasma of poison*
Kla: *rocking back and forth* @_@ Hey Jaken, do you know the muffin man?
Jaken: *cough* *cough* @_@ Oh my little lungs . . . I think I'm hallucinating now. Is that a cat?
Kla: *blink* Not unless we're both seeing the same thing.
*An orange and black cat runs by, sees the giant dog and runs back the way it came, passing through the Elric brothers*
Ed: >_< Stupid cat! Don't just change directions on me!!!!
Al: O_O Uhh, b-brother? *taps Ed on shoulder*
Ed: What!?! *looks up* O_o Oh . . .
Sesshomaru: RARRRRRRR!!!!!
Ed: Let's get . . . *gets carrot shoved in his mouth*
Kla: Get in line shorty! We were running first! *runs away with Jaken close behind*
Ed: *flames* SHORTY!?!
Al: Not now brother! *follows the other two*
*Giant dog paw smashes in front of Ed*
Ed: O_O . . . >_< Wait for me!!!!!!
*Back in the cafe, Tsuki and Inuyasha slowly rise up from behind a table, startling two customers who quickly make there way out of the cafe*
Tsuki: -.- The target is a crafty one, he is. >_> It's as if he's vanished into thin air.
Inuyasha: >_< Oh for crying out loud! Any idiot can see he's not in this part of the building!
Tsuki: Are you calling me an idiot!?! You're the one who followed me!
Inuyasha: O_o . . . <_< Well, that's only because I was making sure you didn't . . . er . . .
Tsuki: *sticks out tongue* Hah! You've got nothing!
Kurama: *walking up behind them* If you two are finished arguing, Hiei just contacted me saying he's got a bead on our targets.
Tsuki: *jumps up* YES! ^_^ Onward! *starts to run but crashes into someone* *POOF!*
Haru: *as a cow* -_- Hey, Tsuki . . .
Yuki: *peeking out from behind Haru* -.- Now look what's happened.
Kurama: What are you two doing here?
Haru: Looking for Kisa.
Tsuki: *starry eyed* Kisa-chan is here!?!
Inuyasha: Who the heck is Kisa?
Tsuki: Only the most adorable, sweetest little Sohma the world has ever seen!
Haru: <_< I don't know. I think Yuki's pretty adorable.
Yuki: >_> Don't even start with me.
Kurama: Are you sure she's here?
Yuki: We saw her tail disappearing around a corner a bit earlier but we haven't been able to catch her.
Kurama: Of all times for her to go tiger. Just when we have a giant dog on the loose.
Yuki: O_O What did you say?
Haru: *poofs back* -.- Maybe we should call Shigure? *turns toward the door* Anyone feel a draft? *getting stared at* What's wrong?
Everyone: >_< PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON!!!

*Back with Ed . . . U_U oh poor Ed . . . *
Ed: *running as fast as he can* T-T Out of the way! OUT OF THE WAY!!!! *gets Kla's hand in his face*
Kla: I told you, get in line!
*Jaken speeds ahead of everyone*
Ed and Kla: *flames* HEY!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!
Jaken: Like hell I am!!!
Al: Ed, what about the cat?
Ed: >_< Forget the stupid cat!!! *claps his hands and hits the floor, sending it rippling under Jaken and flinging him backwards into the air*
Jaken: O_o Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . *lands in Sesshi's mouth*
Kla: U_U That was harsh . . .
Al: O_o He ate him!?!
*Sesshomaru spits the little demon sending him flying the opposite direction*
Kla and Ed: *evil glare* Curses, he got away.
Sesshomaru: Rarrrr!!!!
Ed: >_< Why don't you give him the biscuits!?!
Kla: I'm protecting my fluffy one from obesity!
Ed: WHAT!?! Oh just feed him the f***n treats!!!!
Kla: >_< NO!
Ed: Give me them!
Kla: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*Kla and Ed begin running in circles*
Kla: Lord Sesshomaru, he's trying to steal your dog treats! Show him you own his soul!!!! WeeeeeOooooooooooo!!!!!!
Ed: You friggin fruit cake!!!! Give them here!!!!
*Sesshomaru and Al have both stopped running and are watching helplessly as Ed continues to chase Kla in a circle. As the chase pursues, the cat returns and watches from beside Al*
Ed: *seeing the cat* YOU!!!!!!!!!! *gets slammed into by Kla who still hasn't stopped running* @_@ . . .
Shigure: *walking up behind them* ^_^ Ah, Kisa, there you are. I found your clothes in the lobby.
*The little cat suddenly poofs into a cute little girl with orange hair and golden orange eyes*
Kisa: *softly* Hello, Gure-san.
Ed: O_o That was a- a . . .
Al: ^_^ One of the Sohmas, right Ed?
Ed: O_O Uhhhh . . . *jumps back* Ack, she's naked!!!
Al: O_o Huh? Oh no!
*both brothers begin running in circles, covering their eyes*
Ed: >_< I don't see anything, I don't see anything!!!! *gets knocked to the ground when Tsuki lands on his back*
Tsuki: ^_^ I found them, Kura-kun!!!!!!!
Kurama: *running up with Hiei, Inuyasha and the two Sohma boys* And it looks like there's been minimal damage too.
Inuyasha: If you don't want to count Ed's concussion.
Ed: @_* I'm perfectly awa . . . kernels . . . popcorn . . . fizzle . . . *passes out*
Kla: ^o^ Ed's grounded! Yay, I win! *gets smacked by a giant nose* O_o Oh yeah . . .
Sesshomaru: Grrrrrr . . .
Kla: *holding box overhead* ^_^! Hello my fluffy one. *Sesshi snaps the box out of her hands* ^_^;;;;; Eh heh, enjoy. >_> A minor set back is all . . . We shall conquer none the less!
Hiei: -.- Give it a rest already.
Kla: *pointing her finger at Hiei* May the wrath of a thousand sea monkeys gnaw at your toenails!!!!! *laughs evilly*
Hiei: -_-! Yeah . . .
Sesshomaru: *human form again, he wipes biscuit crumbs from his face* Almost lost it there . . . *sees Tsuki staring him in the face* What do you want?
Tsuki: *turns away* Oh nothing . . . *turns back and snaps a collar around his neck* HAH!!!!!!
Sesshomaru: -.- What the hell do you think you're doing?
Kurama: You have been signed up for our special therapy group.
Shigure: ^_^ The other reason why I'm here. Tsuki seems to think I have too much of an obsession with school girls.
Yuki: *sarcastically* I can't imagine why she'd think that.
Haru: *grabbing Yuki's arm* Is it a couple's session?
Yuki: *jerks away* Get real!!!!
Haru: *shakes head* Always with the hating. Why do you toy with me?
Yuki: <_ < I worry about you sometimes.
Kurama: ^_^! It's not a couple's session . . .
Tsuki: That's right, it's a session for anyone who needs help getting over an addiction . . . actually you might want to sit in too, Kla. It might help you with . . .
Hiei: -.- Tsuki, we're therapists, not miracle workers. *gets jumped by Kla*
Kla: *_* Must we always go through this!!?!! Grar!
Tsuki: ^_^ Kla, would you like to escort fluffy? Hiei will show you which room.
Kla: *starry eyed* FLUFFY SHINY GOODNESS!!! *grabs the leash*
Sesshomaru: -_-* It's times like these that I wonder why I never forced myself to develop a taste for humans. Maybe if I add some ketchup to them? No, father always said you can't just eat away your prob . . . O_O !!! *gets jerked away by Kla*
Kla: ^_^ And when we're done we can go to the underwater fortress, right?
Sesshomaru: *muttering under his breath* -_-* . . .
Inuyasha: Ha ha ha! What a loser Sesshomaru!
Kurama: Actually, Inuyasha, you've been signed up as well.
Inuyasha: *jaw hanging open* Heh!?!
Tsuki: Yeah, you necrophiliac.
Inuyasha: >_< Kikyo is not dead anymore!
Tsuki: *snaps a collar around his neck* ^_^ Sure she's not. Shigure?
Shigure: *dragging Inuyasha away by a leash* ^_^ We'll see you in the session. *waves*
Tsuki: Would you like to watch Kura-kun and I work, Kisa-chan?
Kisa: =^_^= *nods*
Tsuki: *hugging Kisa* ^_^ Aw, you're so cute! Cutest little tiger ever!
Ed: O_o T-tiger?
Al: O_o You mean . . .
Elrics: O_O All this time we were chasing a tiger!!?!!
Yuki: -.- You didn't actually think she was a regular cat, did you?
Ed: <_< Well . . .
Al: You should be thankful she's not fully grown yet, Ed or else you might have needed another new hand.
Tsuki: What did you stick your hand in her mouth?
Ed: -_-* . . . >_< Alright, lay off!!!
Kisa: *frowns* He called me an "it" and then a "fella".
Tsuki: *_* He what?
Ed: *steps back* Well, it was an honest mistake, right Al?
Al: I told you she was a girl.
Ed: Some help you are!!! *looks back at Tsuki* O_o Ah!!!
Tsuki:^___^ It's okay, Ed. It's not like poor little Kisa doesn't have enough problems to deal with, right?
Ed: *going pale* O_o Please stop smiling . . .
Tsuki: Now you wait right here with Kura-kun, okay, Kisa . . . *faces Ed* ^_________^
Ed: O_O OH CRAP!!!!!!! *runs away*
Tsuki: ^__________^ Where are you going . . . *flames* ED!!?!! *chases after him*
*Kurama, Yuki and Haru sit quietly with Kisa as the sounds of Ed's shouting and loud thuds and crashes shake the area*
Al: O_o B-brother?
Yuki: <_ < So this session is for any obsession, you say?
Kurama: U_U Yes, interested?
Yuki: *jerking his arm away from Haru again* Actually, I was thinking of signing someone else up.
Haru: Who might that be?
Yuki and Kurama: U_U *sigh*
Kisa: *tugging Yuki's shirt* I'm a little hungry, Yuki-kun.
Kurama: Let's go get her something in the cafe. Those two will be awhile.
*As they leave the sounds of pummeling continue to rumble through the air*
Kurama: Coming, Al?
Al: *looking back and forth between Ed and the others* O_o;;; Uh . . . um . . . but . . . *sigh* Coming!

*As for that session Tsuki was going to do, it did eventually start . . .*
Tsuki: ^_^ Alright everyone, let's begin by introducing ourselves and what we're obsessed with. Sesshomaru, would you like to start us off?
Sesshomaru: -_- . . .
Tsuki: Don't be shy.
Sesshomaru: If she thinks I'm going to . . . O_O OW! *glare* That was my foot.
Tsuki: U_U Next time I'll hit higher. >_< Now SPEAK!
Sesshomaru: *stands* Witch U_U My name is Sesshomaru . . .
Everyone: Hi Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: *vein* And I have an obsession . . . with dog biscuits.
*Room breaks out in laughter*
Sesshomaru: -_-* . . .
^_^! Poor Ed.
Clickie clicke to the results!!!


Kurama: ^_^ Before you all go, I have a couple announcements. Since Tsuki is busy with her current group session, I've been instructed to give you a heads up on our next few sessions.

Hiei: -.- Don't you mean we?

Kurama: ^_^! Yes, we . . . well, first off, Tsuki wanted me to direct your attention to the above clip from Yu Yu Hakusho. For a lack of anything better to post, she wanted to share one of her favorite scenes. Hiei, would you like to tell them our second announcement?

Hiei: -.- Yes, run for your lives while you still have a chance . . . O_O *gets mouth covered by Kurama*

Kurama: U_U What he means to say is, we have a big BIG session coming up, so we won't be updating again for a couple weeks.

Hiei: Yes, and then all hell will break loose. For all of you who enjoy insanity, randomness and the occasional . . . *reads a piece of paper* What, I'm not saying that.

Kurama: You wanted to help. Read it like Tsuki wrote it.

Hiei: -_-! Fine. . . .insanity, randomness, and the occasional cumquat shoved in an ear, tune in for a multi-part free-for-all of explosions, anime, fandom and . . . <_ < sugar cane? -_- Okay, she's seriously on something.


Kurama: ^_^! We've tested her blood five times already. She's clean.

Hiei: We probably didn't take enough. Here, I'll get some more. *draws sword and leaves room*

Kurama: O_o Hiei, wait!!! *gives chase*