Ulquiorra One-shot

You were rushing to report your quest to the real world to Aizen-sama.
You hadn't gone to Karakura town, but nobody had, yet. The next mission was to Karakura Town, and you were really hoping to go. Finally you got to the huge doors, and pushed them open, then walked a little closer to Aizen-sama, and knelt down on one knee.
You were an Espada, but only number 7, and you greatly respected Aizen-sama.
"Report." Aizen-sama requested, so you did. Nothing very interesting had happened, though.
"Excellent, Xiomara. I shall put you on our next assignment, to Karakura Town. Yammi and Ulquiorra will accompany you. Good bye, now."
**YES!!!!!!!** You thought, not even noticing who he said was coming with you. When you left, it finally sunk in you would be going with someone less powerful than you but also somebody more powerful. At least you wouldn't be the weakest one there, though. Yammi was much bigger but also less strong. You then went to your room to get ready.
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The next day was when you left for Karakura Town with Yammi and Ulquiorra. You had rare glances of those two, only at meetings of the Espada.
Usually you were hanging out with Noitora, and those two had other business to do, and they didn't seem to like Noitora, anyways. You wondered what they thought of you.
Actually, you only wondered what Ulquiorra thought of you.
**Wow... he's really.... sexy** you thought, gazing over Ulquiorra, trying to be nonchalant about it. He caught you looking at him though, and just stared back. You two had a mini-staring contest, and he was winning, until Yammi burst in, telling you that he was ready to go, so you all went to Karakura Town.
When you got there, you wondered why you all weren't hiding your spiritual energy. Yammi started to complain, and Ulquiorra just told him off. You thought that was kind of sexy, how strong he was, though you couldn't really see it from the exterior.
Yammi then proceeded to climb out of the crater after complaining some more, and he started sucking out people's souls, though, even though they had no spiritual energy. **That was totally pointless.... souls with no spiritual energy taste disgusting** you thought, then climbed out of the hole behind Ulquiorra.
When you got out, you saw a girl, slowly pushing herself up from the ground. There was a survivor? How odd. She must have some spiritual energy to be alive still...
You muffled a laugh when Yammi though that she was the person he needed to kill.
Idiot. Ulquiorra said, emotionless.
You also noted how straightforward he was. He was so dang attractive, in every way... but you had to pull your mind away from him for a few minutes.
Two more people had arrived, a big guy and a girl with huge boobs, who were both protecting the girl who Yammi was about to kill.
You didn't totally agree with Ulquiorra on these people being trash, though.... You were a Hollow, but you still didn't see any point in disposing of random people.
You came here on a mission to kill ONE person, not so many. Though you really wished that girl would SHUT UP already. She kept on screaming the gorilla boys name after Yammi had knocked him unconscious.
Screaming at somebody wasn't going to make them wake up if they were passed out. Suddenly she became quiet, except uttering a word or two, and by doing so she blocked Yammi's attack.
You couldn't tell what she was doing, but it looked like she was healing him. But was she? You couldn't see if Ulquiorra thought so, because his expression never changed.
"You're a strange human, woman." Ulquiorra said, but the girls expression just hardened. Then she pushed her arms up and looked like she was concentrating. What was she doing? Then she attacked... but Yammi crushed whatever it was with his hand.
"What was that? A FLY?" Yammi asked, and she looked concerned for whatever the flying thing was. "Should we take her back to Aizen-san, since she has unusual powers?" Yammi asked.
"No, there is no need." Ulquiorra said. "Kill her".
"Why?" you asked, finally speaking up, but it was too late, Yammi was already attacking. But.... an orange-haired boy popped up out of nowhere, and saved the girl, who was cringing.
"Who the hell are you?" Yammi asked. But he didn't answer. He and the girl chatted for a bit, then he went into Bankai. He looked young to be able to do Bankai, but you figured all soul reapers looked young.... well, for the soul reapers you'd seen. A whole bunch of dust was stirred up and when it fell, he was in a different outfit.
You barely managed to hold in the urge to laugh at his tiny Bankai. He was the guy, though. Because his Bankai was black, and he had orange hair.
Yammi was intent on fighting, but that was okay, because you weren't, really. Yammi punched at the orange haired kid but the boy only held up his Bankai in front of him, with no effort, and stopped the punch. But, then again, Yammi WAS weaker that you.
But if he could stop an espada so easily... Then the boy flipped through the air and cut Yammi's arm clean off.
Holy shit! Yammi had steel-tough skin. You could tell Ulquiorra was thinking. You hadn't heard much about the target, though, so you were a bit hazy as to how powerful he was. You kept on gazing at Ulquiorra even if you knew you were supposed to be looking at the fight. **DAMMIT! WHAT is so APPEALING about him?** you thought, then tried to concentrate on the fight.
While you were looking away, you had missed that somehow Yammi had injured the boy, and he had just hit the girl. The boy looked up and screamed her name.
**What is with humans thinking screaming is going to help anything at all? They're just being annoying**.
Yammi was beating up on him. How was he still standing after all of that? And why wasn't he trying to dodge Yammi's attacks? This boy may be strong, but sure is awfully stupid. His riatsu, the boy's, was going all funky. You barely noticed because you kept on glancing back at Ulquiorra.
**AUGH!** you were thinking, being angry at yourself, **WHY CAN'T I SEEM TO LOOK AWAY?!?!?!? He's so entrancing...** you pried your eyes away from Ulquiorra, and saw that two more people had arrived.
"People just keep on popping up and getting in the way....." you and Yammi said at the exact same time. Ulquiorra looked back at you, as if noticing that there was another Espada there at all.
It was the first time he had acknowledged you existence since you had gotten here, but you were so stuck on his eyes. They were beautiful...
**DAMMIT! THE FIGHT!** You attempted to pull your eyes away from him but they were stuck. You couldn't avert your eyes, and between you and him, you felt a kind of electric feeling, a high of sorts. Then he looked away, and the bond had broken free.
You looked back to the fight, glancing back at Ulquiorra frequently. Even though he had only looked at you for a few seconds, it felt like a million to you. In those seconds you missed, Yammi was getting beat up pretty bad, by a woman with tight pants, huge boobs, and purple hair. Yammi then crashed to the ground, and she walked away. Ulquiorra made no move to help Yammi, so you decided you shouldn't, either.
Yammi got up and the woman who defeated him called him a poor loser, causing the obvious reaction of Yammi getting pissed. You didn't really take in anything after than, because your eyes were drawn back to Ulquiorra again. Then suddenly Ulquiorra disappeared from your sight and fended off an attack with just his arm, and hit Yammi in the stomach, and Yammi stumbled backwards.
**God, hes strong. And sexy.....** Then he walked back over to where you were.
"We're leaving." he announced and opened up a portal to Hueco Mundo with the flick of a wrist. You loved the odd sound of the opening path.
Ulquiorra started to talk about who had the advantage, and that we were leaving because we had finished our mission.
"Xiomara. Get Yammi's arm."
"My name is Xio." and then his tantalizing eyes looked at you. "Xio. Go get Yammi's arm." And you did as you were told. The only person you tolerated calling you Xiomara was Aizen-sama.
Hoisting Yammi's disembodied arm over your shoulder with no problem, you walked back to them. The portal then closed and you were back in Hueco Mundo.

You aren't done, are you? that wasn't a very good one-shot if you are.... (me: no, i'm not done..... you haven't even gotten to kiss him yet. O_O sorry I'm dragging this out but I want it to be more than 5 minutes to read it....)
W00t Finally you are doing a one-shot!!!! (me: oh, believe me, these are uber hard for me to do.....)
AUGH I know this isn't an answer and I want to write but...geez... TT_TT my head hurts
"Report." Aizen commanded, and as you and Yammi hung back, Ulquiorra took out his eye
**Okay, I even think THAT is sexy. What is wrong with me?** you thought. Then you guys all left, and went to the Healing room, and got Yammi's arm sewn back on.
Yammi proceeded to kill the 'nurse', testing out his arm. Ulquiorra left, and you followed him.
"Ulquiorra...." you called after him, after you were pretty sure you were far away enough from anyone that could hear you guys. He stopped.
"Yes?" he responded.
**SHIT! I forgot to make up something to tell him! Umm...umm...** you were searching your brain for something to say. He turned to look at you with those eyes, then he came within a few feet of you.
"Do you enjoy stalling people?"
"Well... no, um..."
"Then I'll be going." he said, and started to turn, but you caught his shoulder before he could leave.
"No, wait! I mean--um..." you stuttered. Why couldn't you think of anything to say? You wanted to kiss him so badly...
"Do you WANT something from me?"
**OF COURSE I DO, YOU BLIND IDIOT!** you thought fiercely, but didn't let it show on your face.
"Well.... I just wanted to say... uh..."
"Just say it, please. I haven't got the time..." he trailed off. "You have stunning eyes." he remarked, as if he hadn't noticed your eyes before that moment. You had never thought of your eyes as stunning.
Y our eyes are much more stunning, I'm positive." you said, thankful for a reason to speak.
"I doubt it...." he lifted up on your chin so he could look closer into your eyes. Your heart beat furiously and you were sure he could hear it. His mouth was lingering only a few inches away... You couldn't resist the temptation. No matter how much you mind screamed 'NO!' your body kept on screaming 'YES!!! YES!!!!' and your body won in the end. You went in quickly, but you two held the kiss for much longer.
"Ulquiorra..." you breathed, exhilarated.
"Yes, Xio?" he asked, wondering why you had broken your kiss.
".... Youre a horrible kisser." You smiled.
"Oh, shut up. It's not like either of us know what a good kiss is. Neither of us have ever had one before this one, anyways..."
"I suppose." you ended, then went back for more. This time not much surprise was in it, so the kiss was filled with more passion.
Your arms rose up and draped across his shoulders. He used one hand to cradle the back of your head, and he put the other one on the small of your back, pressing closer against you. Then you both heard a noise and turned to look and see Noitora standing far away down the hallway, looking like he was about to explode from keeping in a laugh so long.
"Noitora, you dumbass!" you called to him, stepping out of Ulquiorras grasp. "How long have you been standing there?" you questioned.
He didn't answer you; he just laughed and then fell to the ground on his knees because he was laughing so hard.
You walked swiftly over, kissing Ulquiorra softly and quickly before you left him. When you got over to the still-laughing Noitora, you rammed him in the side of the head with your knee, which was only possible because he was slouching over.
"It isn't funny, you ass!" you yelled at him. You knew that it didn't make you very appealing to Ulquiorra but right now you were way too pissed at Noitora to be able to care about it.
"Ow..." Noitora muttered before bursting out in laughter again. You were going to pull out your Zanpaku to, but decided he wasn't worth it.
"You're dirt" you said to him, even if he was your best friend. He shouldn't have laughed at you like that. Then you left him groaning on the ground and slid into an empty room with Ulquiorra.
Coolie :3
"Ulquiorra." you smiled, staring at the sunset in the real world. It was so gorgeous you loved it, and Ulquiorra would often times bring you up to a bridge so you could watch it together.
"Yes, Xiomara?" he answered, smiling as well, looking up at you.
"Your Cyan are fading." Your smile grew.
"Really?" he reached up and touched his cheek.
"Yes. Does that mean you aren't a crybaby anymore?" you teased, poking him in the side.
"Not quite. It means I have succeeded in every persons greatest goal."
"And that is?" you wondered aloud, glancing over at him.
"Complete and utter happiness." He said, and reached over to put and arm around your waist.

Note -- cyan are the tear marks on Ulquiorra's face if you didn't already know.
Wootness. I liked it. ^_^
That sucked o_O

Well, I hope you liked it... ^^; Though I know it pretty much sucked..... Now let me try and find a smexy picture of ulquiorra for you... shouldn't be hard at all.....

blah here's another picture