Naruto Truth or Dare:Chouji's Mad Phase

The room full of people waited anxiously for Chouji to stop munching, enough time to say "truth or dare"
"Truth or dare." Shino muttered.
"Dare." Chouji snorted.
Ino giggled something and whispered it into Sakura's ear. They both giggled.
The boys raised an eyebrow and leaned closer toward the girls. "What?"
"Nothing." The chirped, harmoniously.
"Tell us." Neji said.
"Ok...." Ino chuckled.
"We dare Chouji to give us his last chip." Sakura finished.
The room erupted in utter chaos. Sasuke and Naruto hugged each other, trembling in fear. Tenten covered her eyes. Temari and Kankuro almost passed out. Kakashi dropped the book he was reading. Gai almost lost his hair and everyone else went crazy.
"ARE YOU INSANE?" everyone hollered at the two girls.
Chouji's dare didn't seem too bad, considering the others were a lot worse...
But while everyone was gaping at Sakura and Ino who were caving under pressure, Choijo actually shrugged and said, "Ok."
Silence.
Everyone ran over to Chouji and gasped. "CHOUJI!YOU'RE GIVING UP YOUR LAST POTATO CHIP?"
He shrugged again, "Yea."
The room erupted in utter chaos. Sasuke and naruto hugged each other, trembling in fear. Tenten covered her ears. Temari and Kankuro almost passed out. Kakashi dropped the book he was reading. Gai almost lost his hair and everyone else went crazy.
o-o *Runs around like crazy*AAHHHH!!!(Me: O-O That's what I do >:O)
"This is getting old." Sakura said flatly.
Ino nodded.
Chouji began eating his potato chips and everyone watched as the bag grew empty. He finished the 2nd to last potato chip and gave the last one to Sakura and Ino. Everyone gasped that Chouji did this.
Sakura and Ino thought that this was very strange. I mean..Chouji.. GIVING away his last potato chip. That's like saying George W.Bush would make a GOOD president. Or that the earth actually revolved around the sun. HOW DUMB IS THAT?
But Chouji just shrugged it off like it was no big deal.
Ino popped the potato chip into her mouth and chewed. Everyone watched this strange process.
Chew chew...
Ino swallowed and no one made any sudden movements as they watched how Chouji would react to his horrible tragedy.No one made a sound.
Everyone sighed with a relief after Chouji smiled so they decided to resume the game.
However, Chouji began to feel the after effects of not eating that last potato chip. His stomach rumbled... whcih is usually a bad omen.
Shikamaru watched Chouji, a bit nervous... but he didn't say anything as the other talked. But something was going to go horribly wrong...and Shikamaru would end up saving everyone...or so he imagined.
Suddenly, there was an earthquake...
Everyone screamed and grabbed onto something to hold onto.
Gai grabbed a pole.
Lee grabbed a chair.
Temari grabbed a book and began reading.
Kakashi grabbed the book back.
Shino fell over.
Shikamaru panicked. Bad sigh.. an earthquake usually occurred when something horrific was about to happen with Chouji...
Immediately, Chouji went into stage one: POWER HUNGRY STAGE
His shirt ripped off, his skin glowed red and his face grew all vainly and he had sharp teeth and sharp claws. The girls screamed and everyone else ran into a corner.
"I'M HUN-GRY!" Chouji bellowed. Everyone else was scared except for Shikamaru.
He dealt with this many times.
"Stage one: Power hungry stage." Shikamaru explained like he was a professional broadcaster. He didn't even look scared.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" Sakura screamed.
"Relax. This will be over in a sec." Shikamaru said, closing his eyes, stuffing his hands into his pockets.
Suddenly, Chouji's skin color turned back to its regular shade, he grew back to his normal size, losing his claws and sharp teeth and he faced the floor.
Everyone paused.

o-o AHHH!! (Me: Eh *Shrugged* I;ve been through this alot of times ^-^)
Everyone sighed with relief that this horrific scene was over with and began to sit down, but Shikamaru waved his arms.
"Wait. There's more." Shikamaru warned everyone.
"THERE'S MORE?" Kankuro shouted.
"He's worse than me when I'm on my killing sprees." Gaara said, quietly.
Suddenly, Chouji erupted in tears, Large, anime tears.
Everyone loooked surprised that Chouji was crying. Shikamaru stifled a yawn and waited until Chouji got over stage two: Denial.
"NO, NO ,NO! I DID NOT JUST TURN INTO A MONSTER!NO, NO ,NO!" Chouji cries hard. HE dug his head into his knees and wept.
"h-aaa...he-uh...yo..." Tenten squeaked out."What's going on?"
"Stage two:Denial." Shikamaru explained. "This stage might last awhile."
(40 minutes later)
Choiji was still weeping, but by then everyone was bored already and wasn't so freaked out by this freakish behavior of Chouji...
He cried harder..
Lee was playing with a yo-yo and Sasuke and Naruto were biting their nails while reading Icha Icha Paradise with Kakashi.
"I told you this was good." Kakashi said, not bothering to look up from the book.
"Don't talk. Just flip the page." Sasuke said, blankly. They were engrossed into the story.
Sakura and Ino were playing hand games while Tenten yawned. Hinata was grooming kakmaru and Shino was asleep.
"Okay, wait. Get prepared." Shikamaru got up and shifted everyone into a corner of the room. "Stage two is almost over. Chouji is about to move into stage three. The final stage."
Almostly immediately, Chouji's eyes started swirling and he threw his head into the air and screamed."FOOD! I NEED FOOD!"
"Stage three: FOOD! I NEED FOOD! Stage." Shikamaru said.
Everyone freaked out. Chouji began devouring every edible thing in sight. THe meant the chairs, the beds, the books, the ceiling light bulb, the flashlight, and the table...
"HEY! HE'S EATING MY ROOM!" Neji cried.
"...This is your room?" Sakura asked Neji, looking around at the pink spreadsheets and the fuzzy carpets and the Happy Bunny wallpaper...
"Duh." Neji rolled his eyes in a girl-like manor. "Like,where else do I sleep?"
After this story, let's get Neji some therapy.
Anyways, after Chouji devoured the room, he finally turned back into his normal stage. Everyone freaked out, but Chouji was calm and so was Shikamaru, who was apparently was used to this sort of behavior.
...Which left Chouji and the others in an empty room...
Since he already devoured all the furniture.
"EE!" Neji screeched on an incredibly high voice. "YOU ATE MY PINKIE MINKIE FUZZY CARPET!"
Chouji looked at the floor where Neji's little rug was suppose to be.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO FIND SUCH A RUG, ON SALE?" Neji demanded, like a girl. "NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO WAKE UP TO MY BEAUTIFUL RUG EVERY MORNING?"
Everyone did a anime fall.
"I'm really not sure if Neji is a girl or a boy..." INo said, to Sakura.
Next vic..eh...person: Temari...
o-o Dun Dun Dun