Yuna: Hello everyone! It's your favorite little fairy people, Yuna and Rikku!
Rikku: We're here on our brand new joint account! We're here with a purpose, too! That is...
Yuna and Rikku: To rip on the things we hate about Quizilla!
Yuna: Yep. It all started when Rikku was unlucky enough to catch a glimpse of the Highest Rated list.
Rikku: The horror!!
Yuna: Right! So we're here to discuss that list of dread.
Rikku: Let's begin, shall we?
Yuna and Rikku: Discussion One!
The Highest Rated List!
Yuna: Arranged marriages seem to be popular on Quizilla, don't they Rikku?
Rikku: *twitch* The stupidity. It burnssssss....
Yuna: *hides away from it* What's so great about vampires anyways?
Rikku: Well, I like them. But really! That's just ridiculously vomit inducing.
Yuna: I want mermaid stories!
Rikku: ...Right.
Rikku: As I was saying. They're all the same! "Oh noz, he's evil but I'm stuck with him for some reason! But look! Now we're in love!"
Rikku: *vomitvomit*
Yuna: Sooo true~
Rikku: Ugh. *cringes*
Yuna: There, there...*patpat*
Rikku: Oh no!! "An Arranged Marriage To The Vampire". No! The two evils combined! *faints*
Yuna: My God!!
Rikku: The horror!!
Yuna: At least they tried to be a little different...
Rikku: The. Horror! *shudders* Why? Why? ...Why are the "to" and the "the" capitalized?!
Yuna: *snickers*
Rikku: I'm serious, damnit!! Don't you people know anything about titles?!
Yuna: I'm looking over the list. Out of thirty seven, twenty or so are vampires and/or arranged marriages.
Rikku: God! That's like, half!
Yuna: More than half.
Rikku: *shudders and cringes* Sweet lord.
Yuna: I mean, if they could at least try to be creative...
Rikku: I know, right? The worst part is that they're basically all by different people! All these different people doing the same exact thing. *twitch*
Yuna: And all the question titles. "OMG, WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M MARRIED?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!"
Rikku: Agh, I know! They do know question marks and exclamations aren't supposed to go together, right?
Rikku: And oh god, all the caps lock abuse.
Yuna: I mean, I understand in chats and stuff, like, "OMG, WTF IS THIS?!", but not in titles.
Rikku: Definitely.
Yuna: OH GOD THE CAPS!
Rikku: I know! Gawd!
Rikku: Like, like this one here."AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE?!"
Rikku: That physically makes me cringe. Seriously.
Yuna: It's a combination of everything we just said.
Rikku: What did grammar ever do to these people, damnit? I demand to know!
Yuna: It hurts their brains.
Rikku: They have brains?
Yuna: Rikku, be nice. Remember that you promised to try not to offend anyone.
Rikku: ...Right. Sorry. It's just...the grammar rape... I can't take it!
Yuna: There, there. Let's go back to the list, shall we?
Rikku: Fine. I'll be good.
Yuna: Let's see. Number one. "[31] The Engagement".
Rikku: Well, well. A band story. Surprise, surprise.
Rikku: First things first. What bothers me about this is the title. Why the crap is the number first? And also, why the hell is the title just a fragment? Is that really the best they could come up with?
Yuna: Makes me think it's like one of those crappy chick-flicks.
Rikku: It doesn't make me think anything! It doesn't tell anything. It's a freaking fragment!
Rikku: Actually, no, I lied. Given the plague that's descended upon our poor, once good and pure Quizilla, it makes me assume it's yet another arranged marriage story. Which then makes me want to twitch violently.
Yuna: *nods* That's what I thought of.
Rikku: That title is just so disorganized, too. It's like an eyesore. People don't even try anymore, do they?
Yuna: Not really. But that's apparently accepted.
Rikku: Poor Quizilla. I remember how it used to be when stories first started popping up.
Yuna: I remember that!!
Rikku: I mean, sure, they weren't all great. A lot of them were still crapfic with Mary Sues as main characters, but at least it wasn't the same shit over and over and over.
Yuna: "This is a quiz site, not a story site!" Ah, memories.
Rikku: Hah, yeah. I remember that one! But now, now look at the Highest Rated list. If you click the "Quizzes" button... Let's see...
Yuna: There's eleven things.
Rikku: Wow.
Yuna: Not only are there only eleven, they aren't even that good. And one of them's actually a story.
Rikku: Are you serious? One's a story?
Yuna: The "Nobody Likes a Fat girl" one.
Rikku: Lord. How is that a quiz?!
Yuna: Um... It's not!
Rikku: Okay, okay, look at this one now. "Love? I don't think so, but who needs love? (ARRANGED MARRIAGE?!)"
Rikku: ...Math in titles!
Yuna: Joy.
Rikku: Has the whole world gone insane?!
Yuna: ... Yes.
Rikku: *scoff* Obviously.
Yuna: I don't think we need paragraphs for titles, either. Also, there's like, three questions in that title!
Rikku: That doesn't make sense any way you look at it. I mean, what the crap. Why, oh why, is that "ARRANGED MARRAGE?!" necessary? Hmmm?
Yuna: Because it's yet another story about it?
Rikku: You know what I think?
Yuna: What?
Rikku: If these people like god damned arranged marriages so fucking much, they should move to some country where they still have them and leave us out of it. Gawd.
Yuna: That'd be too good to be true.
Rikku: So true. I'll never understand the obsession, though. Or the obsession with the "capture and in love with" a vampire bullshit. But then again, I don't want to.
Yuna: It's a very odd scary thing.
Rikku: The stupidity is astounding.
Yuna: Reminds me of when in Westside Story, the guy kills her brother and she's all, "Don'tleavemeIloveyou! "
Rikku: Jesus.
Yuna: Like, ummm, no.
Rikku: Basically! But then again, of course, the characters are almost always sues, so it's really not surprising.
Yuna: A vast majority of the time.
Rikku: Mmhmm! If we were being realistic, a vampire would only kidnap a human to probably eat them. But no, of course, not in Suefic Land, where all the girls are beautiful and so perfect that even monsters can't help but adore them.
Rikku: *gag*
Yuna: Exactly!
Rikku: How disgusting. I think I feel my dinner coming back up.
Yuna: I'm surprised they aren't super fairy angel cat demons.
Rikku: Sometimes they are! Though that's usually in like, Naruto and InuYasha. Though sadly, it pains me to say, I've seen it rape Kingdom Hearts once or twice.
Yuna: It spilled over? *mourns*
Rikku: *nods* I saw this one fic and the OC had fairy wings.
Yuna: Ew.
Rikku: I cried inside.
Yuna: *hugs* I'm here for you!
Rikku: I can't remember the last time I saw something on Quizilla that didn't suck. They're a rare few. ...That never update, might I add.
Yuna: So true.
Rikku: Not that I blame them. I mean, who would really want to come back here.
Yuna: Besides us.
Rikku: ...I guess we're the only ones who haven't given up hope.
Yuna: Sooooooooo true.
Rikku: Never mind good. You never see anything with freaking proper grammar anymore. I mean, once, once I saw this really "famous" "author" on the HR list and like, the first sentence was "Your stupid".
Rikku: Like, what the crap?! My stupid what? Dog? Cat? Math grades? Face? What is it?
Rikku: Oh, oh, that's right. Nothing. Because for some reason, most people can't grasp the concept of a fucking contraction.
Yuna: Apparently not.
Rikku: I mean, really! How hard is it? YOU. ARE. Two words. Jesus.
Yuna: That's because they stop teaching it after elementary school and they forget.
Rikku: That's not even a tiny bit of an excuse!
Yuna: It's not.
Rikku: Any child can tell when it's one word or two!
Yuna: It's an explanation. The reason it is is because, we'll, they're stupid.
Rikku: Anyone with a brain could do that. Which is another reason I believe them all the be brainless.
Rikku: I mean, you have to be to create such trash. Uck.
Yuna: Rikku...
Rikku: I know, I know. I'll be nice. But really.
Rikku: So really, everything about the HR list needs to be fixed. Grammar, ideas, titles... And that's only that god awful list. Iunno, Yuna. I don't think there's much hope for Quizilla anymore.
Yuna: Well, for the site as a whole, ummmm...no, probably not.
Rikku: Sad, really. This must be what going mad feels like.
Yuna: *hugs* At least we have each other!
Rikku: Well, let's get out of here, huh Yunie? I don't think I can take much more.
Yuna: Okay!
Rikku: Oh, and that reminds me... If anyone has a problem with anything we said...
Yuna: We don't care. Really.
Rikku: If you like the HR idiocy, you're entitled to your opinion. But we're also entitled to ours.
Yuna: So kindly get over it and yourselves.
Rikku: We'll ignore any hatemail we get, 'cause as you can obviously see, we dislike stupidity!
Yuna: So of course we won't willingly deal with it!
Rikku: Kay, thanks!
Yuna: See you later!
Rikku: Later taters!! *waves*
Yuna and Rikku, signing out!
Later!!
Hate us or love us, we don't care.♥
