Not As Ordinary As You Think-Sasuke Romance- Chapter Seven-

"Well I cant find a decent one for me, lets go home now" he went to walk away grinning when I caught him by the ear. "OWE!" he waved his arms around rapidly. "Its okay I found another one" I smirked at his suffering, it was pretty funny.
"Get on" I pushed him onto the long piece of bark I had pulled off of a tree. "Please Ryo-chan. Last time we ended up in a lake" Naruto pleaded.
"Alright then" I shrugged and placed my bark at the edge of the dirt and grass steep hill. "Really?!" his eyes went wide, then shrunk back to normal. "Your lying arent you?" "Yep" I nodded with a cheeky smile steadying myself on the bark.
"I dont know how you invented this really, believe it..." he made a side glance to the way we came. "Don't even think about Naru, I haven't done this in a while. Besides I invented it because I was bored, and I will learn how to snowboard one day I swear" I put a hand over my heart as if taking an oath.
"Nice name though..." he commented, and I saw my clone sneaking up beside him...perfect. "Dirt surfing, its unique Ill give you that" he crossed his arms over his chest.
"When will you go?" impatiently I tapped my foot. "I never go first!" he argued. "Yes you do!" I bobbed my head up and down for a nod. "Nuh-uh! You always push me when Im not looking!" he gave me a dirty look after saying that.
"Oh, your right!" a light bulb went off over my head. "See you down there!" I assured with a wave. "Huh?" he gave me a stupid look. Then my clone pushed him from behind, the bark sliding against the dirt and grass, gravity pulling it down the steep hill, as if snow boarding on grass and soil.
"RRRYYYOOOOKKKKOOO!" he screamed his blonde hair flying out of his face. "Pleasure doing business with you" I shook my clones hand then pushed myself off.
It was a matter of a few seconds of me catching up with Naruto. I keep my body a little hunched over so that Im more aerodynamic. Where as Naruto flung his arms around wildly, in the process always making the bark turn sideways so sometimes he was going down backwards, forwards, and on both sides.
I couldnt help the laugh that had been forming in the back of my throat, every time this happeneds he never learns from previous mistakes. He can be so dense sometimes, but at least its amusing. "Ryyyoookkkoo! Look!" he pointed in front of him, I followed his gaze there was a tree. "That wasnt there before!" he looked at me worriedly.
"Yes it was, I just always took that side and avoided it!" I yelled over at him. "How do I do that?!" he was looking panicked now.
"Lean to the right Naruto, the right!" he started to lean to his left. "THE OTHER RIGHT!" I screamed seeing the tree get closer and closer to him.
He leaned little by little and inched his way closer to me, I leaned towards him, the bark going closer. "Grab my hand and Ill steer you out of there!" I held out my hand, which Ill admit was a little sweaty from all this excitement.
"I cant reach!" he screamed his face getting all scrunched up. "Just lean!" his finger tips brushed mine, closer...closer...more, more.
His hand gave an iron like grip around mine, and I swerved him out of the way. "Thats why I dont like doing this! Believe it!" he nodded vigorously.
He was right beside me as we were speeding down the hill, still both of his hands were clasped around my one hand.
"Naruto you can let go now" I told him, he shook his head.
Thats when I noticed how close he was. I looked down to see he was on my bark!
"Naru! Get off! Go on your own!" I tried to pry his hands off mine. "I can't..." he smiled nervously. "Wha-why?" he looked behind us, I reluctantly looked behind us, a stray piece of bark was left discarded.
"You baka!" I screamed in his face. "Its payback time for making me do this...again!" he smiled victoriously.
I looked ahead of us my eyes went wider than normal. "Naruto, I cant steer properly with you on here..." I tensely said.
"So?" he raised an eyebrow, his grip becoming looser. "Houston we have a problem!" I grabbed his face turning it to the up coming lake.
He got a sweat drop. "I told you so..." he sniffed, poking his nose into the air. "Hold your breath!" I put my hands over my eyes, felt him finally be alarmed.
"BBBRRRAAAKKKEEESSSSS!" he rapidly swung his arms around, making the bark turn sideways. "We are on bark! There are no brakes!" I peeked through my fingers to see it was only a few feet away.
"Goodbye cruel world!" Naruto sang then I felt the bark being air born. Naruto started screaming, his hands letting go of my arm.
My own scream erupted from my mouth, but at the last second took a big breath of air inflating my cheeks in the process.
It was cold, colder than last time. I swam to the surface, and saw the bark just floating drifting away from me.
Naruto broke to the surface. "IM ALIVE!" he held up his hands examining them. "Okay, Mr. Dramatic" I splashed him with some water that he spit out of his mouth.
Then he started laughing, pointing and laughing. "What is so funny?!" I finally asked frustrated at the moment. "You look funny when your wet! Believe it!" he continued to laugh hysterically. "You shouldnt be talking!" I started to swim to the shore, pulling my tired and weak body over the edge.
I felt about 20 pounds heavier with the wet clothing. Naruto was close behind, goose bumps appeared on my skin from the cool dusk breeze.
"Im hungry..." Naruto stood to his feet shivering. "Cmonl-l-let's g-ge-t-t b-back t-to S-s-sa-s-kue's" Naruto shook in agreement.
"l-l-let-t-s r-r-u-n-n" he suggested. This time I shook in agreement, taking off in a run.
The wind whipped my ice cold hair against my cheeks, I was sure my lips were turning blue along with my toes and fingers.
I ran inside Naruto came in shortly after. "YOU TURNED ME INTO AN ICE CUBE!" Naru yelled I clamped a icy hand over his loud mouth.
"Ssshhh...I think he's sleeping..." I whispered to him. "Mmmffhhh!" he mumbled under my hand. "Oh, right" I brought my hand away then took off my sandals, which needed to be dried out. Along with everything else, and a shower a nice hot shower for me.
"I call the shower..." I muttered and scampered across the kitchen tile thinking I was invincible, in mid prance the light flicked on.
"And the invisible Ryo appeared..." narrated Naruto from behind me. "Shut up" I yell whispered to him.
"Where have you two been? It's 8:00" Kakashi-sensei sat along with a very bored looking Sasuke at the kitchen table.
"Well...you see" I began but was cut off by Sasuke. "Why are you both wet?" he got up, pushing in the chair with an upraised eyebrow.
"Ill leave you to deal with them" Kakashi got up leaving the room. "Now I know how it feels to get caught sneaking out" I rubbed my eyes, oh dear god was Sasuke gonna make us do chores or something? Lord save me...
"Hang up your things to dry" he gave a deep sigh then went walking down the hall to his room. "You heard him...meanwhile I get a nice hot shower" I rubbed my hands together greedily, then continued in my frolicking to the bathroom shutting the door behind me.
That shower was the best shower Ive ever had, it was all warm and cozy and fogged up the mirror and all warm, oh I already mentioned that.
Anyways, I hung my things up and Naruto was in his guest room across from me with the door shut and lights out, in other words he was sleeping.
I slipped into my room pulling back the blankets and brushing my hair, while my short shorts and tank top were the only thing I slept in.
There was a knock at my door and I turned around, Sasuke stood there in his boxers and shirt, I turned away facing my bed with a blush creeping onto my cheeks.
What?! I never blush, unless Im embarrassed. But Im not embarrassed. So why am I blushing? If anything he should be blushing.
"You never did answer my question" he stated, that wiped the blush off my cheeks and I crawled into my bed, getting myself comfortable.
"Where were you two and why were you wet? You at least owe me that, after that impressive exit" he mocked and I looked up to see him entering the room, a shadow was cast across my bedding as he stood beside of my mattress.
"Its my job as Narutos friend to cheer him up when hes sad. Same as its his job to cheer me up when Im sad. I took him out for a little fun, something I suggest you try at least once in your lifetime Uchiha" I winked and adjusted my pillow, laying down.
"That still doesnt explain why you were wet..." he mumbled. "Okay I tell you what, one of these days, Ill show you exactly what we did alright?" I sighed, being frustrated and bruised and sore and weak and tried and...need I go on?
"Depends what it is..." he scrunched up his nose. "Naruto thinks his horrible, I just find it...awfully hilarious" I started laughing at it now, if you think back on the stupid things you do they seem funnymost of the time.
"I don't have time for fun" he harshly replied. I rolled my eyes, "Oh thats right, your Uchiha Sasuke, the ice prince, the avenger, grrr must kill my brother but I cannot let myself be happy oh no itll kill me!" I put my hands around my neck and made a choking sound.
"Are you mocking me?!" he sounded a little offended. "I am, and I am proud of it. If you think Im going to be some fan girl swooning over your every wordyou need to get your head checked and fast. I dont hate you, but I dont like you. Same as, you dont hate me YET and you wont like me EVER" I emphasized yet and ever, just to get my point across.
He smirked the famous Uchiha smirk. "Your interesting" he started to walk out of the room. "You make me sound like some genuine pig your observing" I sat upright, he shrugged. "Maybe I am" he flicked off my light and shut my door.
"IS THAT A INSTLT OR A COMPILENT?!" I called after him without a reply. I fell back into my sleeping position. "That went oddly..." I admitted turning over to go to sleep.
"Oh this is gonna be so good...payback is a bitch. Waking me up every freakin day this week...Ill wake you up now..." I finished squirting the whipped topping onto Narutos extended limp hand.
A snigger escaped from my mouth, and I reached for the feather from one of my pillows in my pocket.
"What do you think your doing?" a male voice asked and I froze eyes wide. I turned on my heel with a finger on my lips.
"Wha-!" I was over there in a second hand over his mouth. "Are you always this nosey?" I whispered to him. "Hn..." he replied. Should of seen that one coming.
I turned back around when I heard Naruto grunt, a fly came and landed on his nose, walking around a bit.
Naruto gave another grunt and went to shoo it away and ended up getting the whipped cream all over his face. I giggled slightly, then dropped the can making a loud noise against something else on the floor I winced.
I took my hand off Sasukes mouth and pulled him along. "RRRYYYOOOKKKOOO!" he screamed then I heard him get out of his bed.
I ran to the bathroom getting in the shower and pulling the dark curtain closed. I laughed silently to myself and saw the raven haired boy watching me intently.
I tried to stop but only started again, I went to laugh aloud this time but someone else's hand was draped around my mouth. At first I fought against it then saw that Sasuke was giving me a look to 'shut up', he pointed to outside the bathroom I followed the thin pale finger to see Naruto wiping the cream off his face and mumbling things.
Then he came towards the shower, Sasuke and I shuffled to the back his hand still on my mouth during the process, may I tell you that the shower isnt very big? Yeah, well this has got to be one of those moments that you look back on.
I shut my eyes ready for him to spot me and beat me into the ground for it, but instead I peeked through a lid seeing a tan hand reach in and turn on the water icy cold water. Thank god I was still only in my pajamas.
Unlike Sasuke.
Naruto then took off his shirt, and then realization hit me, just like someone had smacked it into my head. HE WAS GOING TO HAVE A SHOWER WITH SASUKE AND I HIDING IN IT!


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