...::The Hassle of all the Screaming Fits::...Chevelle's Joe Loeffler...Part 7-Evil ass lil kid(s)

PETES P.O.V.
"hey, the last driver there has to do something that the other driver tells HIM to."
"ohh, is that a threat, Miss Billie?" I teased
"no, Sir Peter, its a promise!" and with that Wry sped off onto the street
"oh boy Pete, are you gonna get it" -Charlie said while laughing
"ah come on. She can be that bad.can she?" -you
"oh yeah!" -Charlie and Chuck both said, this time going into hysterics
"wow, what am I missing here. Is Wry really that evil?" -I said, kinda laughing at myself
"oh yeah. She once caught her boyfriend cheating on her and she went to his house and told him she had to use the bathroom, then she dumped out his shampoo and replaced it with Nair hair remover." -Charlie
"yeah, and the time Charlie purposely switched her bean burrito with a beef burrito, cuz she dont eat meat, Wry took Charlies cat and shaved him bald. The only fur he had on him was a little at the end of the tail, the paws, and around his head. She made him look like a lion" -Chuck
"I wanted to kill her for that" -Charlie
"ok, I dont wanna end up like your cat or her ex-boyfriend so, please tell me where youre staying cuz if I go down...im taking you two with me." I told them
they told me where they were staying and I knew exactly how to get there. I mean, come on, Ive lived here my whole life. But so have Joe and Sam. Ah, shit! I think I might be in trouble now!
as we were pulling up to the hotel where the girls were stayin at, I didnt see any sign of Wrys car.
"dude, I think we beat em". -I said sounding a bit cheery
"oh no look out! Here they come!" -Charlie yelled
as I looked to my right, sure enough, there they were. I hadnt even gotten into the drive way because I was sure I had them. Damn it!
"damn dude, ha ha, youre screwed!" -Charlie and Chuck both said at the same time
we got outta the car and walked up to the rest of the guys (Billie, Joe, and Sam) and the first thing I saw was Sam jump outta the car and start kissing the ground mumbling about being back on planet earth.
"oh man, that was the scariest fuckin thing in my whole fucking life!!" -said an obviously scared Sam.
"yeah man, shit, I thought that you were a fucked up driver, Pete. Holy shit was I wrong. Ha" -said Joe

BACK TO YOUR P.O.V.

we all walked into our hotel room and just kinda threw ourselves into various random places. Chuck and Charlie flung themselves onto Charlies bed, Sam and Pete were in the T.V. area sittin on the couch, and Joe and I just stood there in the door way. Man, I think im beginning to actually feel something for him. At first I thought he was hott because I didnt know him, even before we started hangin out after we got signed. But now that I know him and were becoming hella close..i dunno.
"so, Billie, when you gonna make our asses some fuckin food, man. Im starved." -Charlie
"um, I guess Ill start doing it right now. What do you guys feel like having?" -I asked to now one in particular
"hhmmm." -thats all I heard. Im assuming that they were all thinking about what they wanted.
"ok, well, let me know what you want. Ill be in the kitchen. And by the way, dont worry about me makin anything big, it really doesnt matter to me." -you said to everybody as you made your way to the kitchen.
"Im gonna help if thats ok." -Joe asked
"yeah thats kool. told him." -And he looked happy
I really wanted Joe to come and chill with me because, even though were hella close with each other; closer than we are with the others, I just feel like I wanna get to know him more. I feel more of a connection to him. Like we can really, truly relate to each other. Once we got into the kitchen, we just hella started riffling through shit, looking for stuff to make, and stuff to cook it with
"so, uh, Wry, Billie...what is your name anyway?" -Joe asked, laughing a bit
"well, I go by Billie, but all my friends just call me Wry cuz my middle name is Wryan. Also, the turm Wry, if you look it up in the dictionary, it means sarcasm; to be sarcastic and thats exactly what I am. Im a very sarcastic person. you say, smiling
"hmm, I never thought of it that way. he said, tuning to face you and walking a step closer
"well, Mr. Loeffler, I guess that would be your big headed problem" -you say, jokingly, just barley enough for you two to hear.
"oh, so you got jokes now, do ya." -he says in an equally toned voice
"but you should now me well enough by now to know that, I always have jokes"- you say
"well," he pauses and pulls you really close to him and brushes his lips slightly over yours just enough to tease you. "I have jokes too" -he finishes.
"that, my friend, was not a joke. That was unfair." -you say laughing a little
this really didnt as much of a surprise to you, seeing as hes kissed you before and vise versa.
"oh really now. Was it?"
"yeah, it was"
"ok then. I think were even."
"what?!" you asked kinda surprised and shocked at the same time, but still laughing
you two had become really close friends over the past couple months so you didnt think much of it. you two were more like those kinds of friends where its ok to hug and kiss each other. But not to where you are always hangin with each other that its sickening.
"well," you said, "I guess Im just gonna have to get used to it then" -you pretended to sigh and put on a fake hurt look on your face.
"ahh, dont be that way. Youre makin me feel bad now."- he said and came to you giving you a hug. And while he was hugging you, he obviously didnt see the cup of water sitting on the counter that your hand just so happened to pick up and accidentally spill water all over his head.
"ohhh.is that how you wanna play? Well, lets go then!" -and with that he turns the water on and gets two handfuls of water and throws it at you.
everybody is hearing all the commotion that you two are causing in the kitchen and come to check on what it is. It just so happen that you and Joe were already in your defense positions when someone miraculously turns the corner and gets a few glasses full of water to the face.
"AHH, dude. You guys better watch out. Im comin for ya." Sam just so happened to be that person who got the water in the face.
this thing lead up to a very big, wet, slippery, and messy water fight, not only in the kitchen, but in the bathrooms, bedrooms, and just about the whole room.

SKIPPING TO AFTER DINNER

"ok Pete, since you were the last driver here, it is my duty to come up with a verdict for your slowness-ness." -you say, grinning
"oh man! I was hoping youd have forgotten about that." -Pete said
"i never make promises i dont intend to keep...ok, I want you to go into town and walk into the store, pay for a box of douches, wearing nothing but a pumpkin cut out in the top and the bottom so it only hides yourself and only being held up by these here rainbow stripped suspenders." you say while you and everybody else, but Pete, laugh hysterically.


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im not in school any more (except summer skool) so ill try and have at least 2 or 3 new ones out everyday. its also gonna have to depend on if i can think of some shit. thanks. -Peace, Love, and Anarchy