Alphonse's Little Adventure

"You are crazy.." Roy sounded a little bored of listening to Edward's complaints about how cruel the military is.
"Huh?" Ed looked confused. "Why on earth did you just say that?"
"I'm just tired of you whinyness and childish thoughts about the miltary."
"Is that so?" Edward placed his hands on his hips and aeched one brow.
"Yes. It IS so."
"I'm not childish."
"You sure sound like you are."
"Damn it Roy, you're just as cold as a dead body is." Ed snapped at the perverted colonel.
"I have no time for your opinions, Edward. You can go now..."
Ed stormed out of the office and Stomped his feet as he went. Alphonse was following him like a pet dog.
"Nii-san, are you ok?"
"Gee, Al, What does it look like?"
The younger sibling stayed silent.
"Oh, sorry, Al. I'm just really upset." He rubbed his brother's armored hand and gave a little smile to him.
"Un. It's ok, nii-san"
That night they stayed in an inn. They were reading some books when they heard someone shouting and running down the hallway. "EEEeeeeek!!!! THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YET!!!!!!!"
Alphonse stood up and opened the door to see what was going on. When he opnend the door, he saw a girl running away from some of the military soldiers.
She passed by so swiftly that it blew the white hair stickin' out of Al's armor.
"Are? Who was that?" Asked the armored kid.
"What's happening, Al?" The older sibling stood behind Al. Hearing the soldiers ran by.
"They're chasing after a girl." Al said softly.
"Oh. Wonder what she did."
"Shouldn't we help her, nii-san?"
"Neh, she's probably a criminal and something like that... You know, criminals who desreve to be in jail." And with that, Ed dove on the bed and covered his face with a pillow.
Alphonse couldn't stop thinking. Wondering about the girl who just passed by. She looked pretty and stuff. That's what Al thought.
He quietly went out of the room and started to find the girl.
"Ey! Armored dude!"
He heard a voice behind him. He looked back and saw another girl.
"You look strong enough. Can you help me get my friend back? She looks like a slut and I last saw her getting chased by military soldiers." She continued.
"Um... I think I saw her around here. But I don't think I know where she is now."
"Oh, so.... You gonna help or what?" She smiled.
"uhm... s-sure..." He said with doubt.
They started to look for the girl all around town.
"By the way, what's you name?" Asked the crazy girl.
"A-Alphonse Elric."
"Nice name. I'm Torri. Ey, do you do alchemy?"
"Y-Yes... Why?"
"Gah!!! You must be the Full Metal Alchemist!!! This is awesome!"
"Um... I'm not the Full Metal ALchemist. That would be my nii-san."
"Oh. Alright then."
They reached the entrance of the military station thingy and halted. The gate was closed shut.
"Theres gotta be another way in." Torri held the bars of the gate and layed her face on it.
"Maybe we should check the back." The armor suggested softly.
"Eh, your right!" The cheery girl backed off and ran towards the back. "Follow Me!"
They reached the back. But no entrance.
"Quick! use your alchemy skills to open this wall." She whispered.
Al nodded. And made an entrance with a big flash.
"Yatta! We're in!" She covered her mouth when she noticed that she was a little loud.
They slowly walked against the wall finding an open window. And atlast, they found one.
Torri took a quick peak inside and jumped in as soon as she knew that the coast was clear.
Alphonse followed. Good thing the window was big for him to fit in.
They looked for the jail sells and hid behind plants, trying to avoid the roaming soldiers.
Atlast, they found her.
"Torri! Boy am I glad to see you here." Said the girl as she held the bars of the sell.
"Ssh! Don't talk so loud, Francine. They might hear us!" She whispered.
"I wonder why there are no guards around here in the jail sell area." Said the armor.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you guys about the trap or something like that." The beautiful jailed girl smiled without noticing Torri's face grow red.
"Good thing you stopped it." She continued.
"Uh, no, we didn't, B****!" Torri snapped.
"Really? Well, you better ran fast."
They heard rumbling and tumbling. The sound was growing louder and louder.
"M-Maybe we should start running, Torri-san." The Elric trembled.
"Guess we should!" She yelled, looking at the ginormus boulder coming towards them.
"Be careful, guys!" Francine waved slowly as she looked at both friends screaming, yelling, and running for their lives.
While they were running, Al saw a vent in the distance. "Torri-san, Look!"
"Yeah?! What about it?!!" She panted with fright.
"When I say go, we climb on top of the boulder and I grab the vent. You hold on to my cloth. Make sure you act fast so that the boulder won't squish you!"
"ARE YOU INSANE?????!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ready..."
"ALPHONSE!"
"Steady..."
"Oi! ARE YOU LISTRNING???!!!!"
"GO!"
"Oh for the love of..."
They turned back and started running to the top of the boulder.
Al grabbed the vent and Torri held on to his leg.
Trembling, Panting, and Pissed off, Torri growled as the boulder passed by beneath them. "S***, this is not worth a million cents."
They went back to where Francine was and Al used alchemy to bust her out.
They hid from the soldiers again by hiding behind plants and rooms and dreesing like the soldiers and stuff. Then they finally got out.
"Thanks for the help, Tin man." Torri flashed a smile and gave a "peace" sign.
"Thank you, Alphonse. We owe you." Francine held Al's arm and pulled him down to her face and kissed his cold metal cheek.
Although we can;t see it, Al was blushing.
He watched them leave and sighed. "It's good to help people out... Theres always a reward and a good feeling inside..." He whispered, thinking about the kiss.

He went back to the inn only to find out that Edward was still asleep and didn't notice Alphonse's "Little" outing.

THE END.