+ I TEEF UR TOMATO ++ A Suigetsu One-Shot +

Suigetsu anxiously awaited the arrival of your cart.
He patiently sat on the corner, licking his teeth and staring at the road you came down. The road in which every day, at 8:30, promptly, the clatter of wheels would sound on the messy path and the scent of the thing he loved most, well besides blood and rotted flesh, would canter through. That, and the smell of the water and blueberry you'd wash your platnium-blonde hair in. He recognized the scent anywhere. But now, back to the point.
Suigetsu wanted those tomatoes.
Sure enough, there came the sound that made his mouth water. He stood up the moment he heard it and with starving eyes watched the cart wheel into his view, and your blue eyes meet his with a silently amused, happy look. The cart came up to where he stood, a hunger-lust wraithing in his eyes as he eyed the pile of vermillion and occasionally hint of green in your cart.
"Hungry?"
He grinned toothily at your question, giving a nod.
"Then c'mere, I won't wait for you all day."
Suigetsu cheerfully sauntered to your cart, but stopped as you slapped his hand as he reached for it. He put on a miffed look, keeping his order not to speak unless he had to. Stupid Sasuke. Came up with the most unneccesary rules. And also, why weren't you letting him grab one today? You'd always let him in the six months you'd known him.
His amber eyes followed your hand's decent into your apron's largest pocket, and it pulled out the largest, most succulently red tomato he'd ever laid eyes on in his life.
"Here you go."
Suigetsu's greed was unmatched. He imagined the taste of that sinful tomato, falling to pieces in his mouth and sliding down his throat. He could think of how he'd carefully pull that red fruit into chunks and eye each one slowly, starting with the smallest one and work his way up to the prize.
"I've spent a lot of good time on that one, you know. Even spent my pocket money on fertilizer and used our good water on it! Didn't pick it until I was sure it was perfect. So there."
He stared, a long stare at your happy smile and squinted eyes. He reached his own hand behind his back and pulled out his master's sword, placing the tomato on the ground before giving the head-chopping blade a good swing and neatly slicing it in two.
You stared back.
Suigetsu picked up the halves, with a reluctant look handing you the smaller of the two and immediatly grabbing another out of your cart. He gave you a curt nod as he sunk his teeth into the tomato he had just grabbed, and spun on his heel to walk away, resheathing his sword.
He walked away, as you began to laugh. You laughed hard, to the point where tears streamed down your cheeks, and the cart was holding you up. Teardrops fell on the tomatoes and you earned many stares; the laughter echoed and echoed.
Suigetsu grinned, a toothy grin, behind your back, as he took another bite of the tomato.
He would be sharing again with you tomorrow.
He would make you laugh again.
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This was the most absolutely ridiculous thing I have ever made in my laugh. Dear god. I don't know what to say. Does this even deserve a one? XDDD