- For the love of all that is good do not for any reason think that I want to hear about every tiny problem in your life. I have my OWN issues to deal with, and the last thing I want to do is have you push yours onto me and expect me to fix them. I couldn't care less if you like one boy more than another; it doesn't matter to me if your father's about to take the internet away from you because you're not doing what you're supposed to be doing. Things like that piss me off. I can't even solve my own problems; how do you expect me to fix yours?
Now, that being said, if you have a serious problem on your hands and absolutely need to speak to someone, then by all means message me; I would be happy to give you advice. But I swear if it's about one of the aforementioned issues-- or similar to them-- I'm going to start ignoring you.
There are a few people for whom this rule does not apply and they know-- or at least they should know-- who they are.
Please don't let this rule deter you from messaging me. I really do love messages; there are just a few types that annoy the crap out of me! ^^; - No chain letters. I hate those things. I seriously doubt some scary murderer or ghost or something of the sort is going to kill me in my sleep if I don't send it to 'x' amount of people in 'x' amount of minutes/hours/days/etc.
Please take note that messages pertaining to stories are tolerable. Sometimes I miss the fact that someone updated a story and, therefore, I am actually grateful for those particular "chain" messages. - Please don't steal my work. I put a lot of effort into my stories for it to go to waste
- Don't instant message me without first leaving a message in my chat box or writing me a personal message.
- Do not ask me any personal questions. I'm not big on talking about myself to people, with the exception of a few. All that you need to know about me can be located on my homepage and/or web-page. Obviously, there are some things that I don't think people need to know.
- Flame me and I will laugh at you. Your efforts will be more than amusing to me.
- Please do not ask me to update faster. I update about once a week, and that should be enough for you. I do this for several reasons: (a) I have other things besides stories in my life, such as school; (b) hurrying will mean you'll get a poor update; (c) I spend the entire week in my spare time writing and proof-reading my updates to make sure it isn't a poor update. I hate unnecessary mistakes.
- Feel free to ask me to read your stories. Whether or not I will actually be able to do so depends on my workload. On top of my stories, I have school and... well school
But it's a bitch with a lot of boring reading. So yeah >_>; I only read about three or four stories on here, and those people don't update frequently. - I don't make banners by request. I used to, but I don't anymore. Most of the banners I have made for people have been on a whim or because I was bored.
Of course, the exceptions are the people whom I always make banner for, even without them asking. They know [or at least they should know] who they are. - I cannot help you write your story, but I can make suggestions. If you need some, let me know and I'll try to help you within my range!
♥ Knifey
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