The Unknown Truth~A Kakashi, SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaTema & ShikaIno Love Story! (Part 9: Step Right Up!)

Flashback:
Kakashi: Wow, that was quick.
Midori: *laughs*
Kakashi: She's just like us.
Midori: Probably because WE TRAINED HER LONG AGO GENIUS!
Kakashi: Thanks for the compliment.
Midori: *ugh....*
Kakashi: Well I see life repeating itself.
Midori: What do you mean?
Kakashi: Remember a long time ago, how all the girls would be so jealous because all the guys liked you.
Midori: Oh yea...and you didn't notice me that much until you came back from that mission with the sharingan and joined ANBU. Then all the guys were jealous cause I choose you over all of them...and there were a lot of them too.
Kakashi: Yea, I'm glad you choose me too.
Midori: Hey, look at Azumi...she's staring at that Raidon boy, while the rest of them are staring at her.
Kakashi: That's probably why Temari, Ino, and Sakura challenged Azumi.
Midori: Yea, because Sasuke, Shikamaru, and all the other boys like Azumi.
Kakashi: This could be fun to watch....
Midori: Yea, let's just sit back and relax! *wink wink*
Kakashi: This could be more entertaining than my Icha Icha books.
Midori: One day....*thinking-those books are sooo going in a fire!!!*

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Temari: So....my plan didn't work.
Sakura: It's my turn then!
Ino: Ugh! Ok.
Sakura: Let's discover a weakness in her!
Ino: And HOW are we going to do that?
Temari: Yea?
Sakura: We will collect information.
Temari: Ok....
Ino: Are you sure this sounds kinda...
Inner Sakura: ERRRRRRRRG!!
Sakura: Don't worry!
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Stage 1: ASK MIDORI
Sakura: Hi Midori-hime
Midori: Hi...Sakura what do you need?
Sakura: Well I was wondering if....
Midori: If what?
Sakura: If Azumi has a weakness.....
Kakashi: Why would that interest you?
Ino: Um...uh.....
Temari: We want to cure her weakness
Kakashi: Oh really....*not believing them because he knows the truth*
Midori: Well then.....her weakness is.....
Sakura & Temari & Ino: *looking with those sparkling eyes*
Midori: uh....*gives Kakashi the "help me now!" look*
Kakashi: her weakness is getting poked!
Midori: *GLARE* (thinking--that's the best you can come up with?)
Sakura: Bye Midori-sensei, and Kakashi-sensei.
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Midori: Nice excuse....."poking"??
Kakashi: Hey....they believed it!
Midori: Well isn't this going to be interesting....
Kakashi: I think I might have to put away my Icha Icha book.
Midori: ......that's interesting.
Kakashi: We should invite all our friends.....
Midori: and have them watch as Ino, Sakura, and Temari face Azumi, while the boys are crushing over Azumi.
Kakashi: Yea.
Midori: For once you have a great idea.
Kakashi: *cough cough*
Midori: Ok....more than once....but STILL!
Kakashi: Let's go invite them all!
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.....some time later---

Midori: Yea, it's really going to be interesting Tsunade-sama.
Tsunade: I bet so, I'll come with Shizune as soon as I can get her to give me a break!
Shizune: Ok....I'll give you a break.
Kakashi: Ok...now...
Guy: Hey Kakashi, what's up? I once again have beaten your record of having more "bonding" time with my prized student...LEE! I know how jealous you are....
Kakashi: Huh? Did you say something?
Midori: What....Oh, Guy....you were here?
Guy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *thinking- Kakashi....I hate it when you act so cool!!! It just gets on my nerves.  You too Midori.....looks like there is someone else who has that cool personality I soooo admire!  Looks like you two win this time....!!!*
Kakashi: Uh...Guy? Do you need something?
Guy: uh...oh...yea!
Tsunade: What....
Guy: I need....I need.....AN INVITE TO THE SHOW!!!
Kakashi & Midori & Tsunade & Shizune: WHATTTTTTTT!!!?!?!??!!!
Guy: Yes, an INVITE to the show!!!
Kakashi: I don't know....you don't seem elite enough to come....*wink wink*
Midori: Very true....you must pass the elite test!
Guy: I accept!
Tsunade: Very well....you must.....
Kakashi: Change your outfit for a whole week!
Guy: But...but this outfit makes me look STYLISH!
Midori: *drinking water...but then suddenly chokes on it!*
Tsunade: Otherwise no invite!
Kakashi: Exactly!!
Guy: Ok...so what do I have to wear?

10 minutes later......

Guy: But...but I don't like this!!! *wearing a gopher costume*
Kakashi: No costume....
Midori: No invite!
Guy: Fine....
Tsunade: Here's your invite.
Guy: YEA! All right!!!
Kakashi: Ugh...
Guy: I must go invite Lee---
Midori: Wait....you can't invite him unless.....
Kakashi: He dresses identical to you!

---------------------20 Minutes later!!

Lee: I am NOT WEARING THAT STUPID COSTUME!!!
Guy: Oh come on!
Kakashi: Hey....Sakura will like you if you wear that.
Midori: Kakashi.....
Kakashi: *shh!*
Lee: Really??
Kakashi: Oh yea....
Guy: So will you wear it?
Lee: YEA!
Guy: That's my student!
*Guy & Lee Moment*

Tsunade: Ok then, off to Kurenai and Asuma.
Shizune: Yes.
Kakashi: Wonder if they will come.
Midori: Seriously.....

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Kurenai: SURE!! I could use some fun!!
Asuma: I don't know....
Kurenai: ASUMA!!!
Asuma: Ok...count me in.
Kakashi: So I guess we'll see you there.
Midori: I'm guessing you have to prepare anyways.
Kurenai: Of course!
Asuma: I guess
Guy: You know.....this is really fun!!!
Lee: Yea!!!
Kakashi: Wierdos!
Jiraiya: Even I wouldn't wear that.....rodent costume!
Tsunade: Jiraiya? What are you doing here? Don't tell me....hey I KNOW!
Jiraiya: No!!! It isn't that.....
Tsunade: What is it then....
Jiraiya: I'm going to that little battle thing too.

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*huge crowd is at the place*

Sakura: Why is there a lot of people here?
Ino: What are you talking about?
Temari: Seriously....
Sakura: Can't you see???
*Genjutsu.....cloaking technique*
Temari: NO.....
Ino: Nope!
Sakura: They're using a cloaking technique....genjutsu.
Ino: What are you talking about.
Temari: All this stress has gone to your head.
Sakura: I guess you're right....
Inner Sakura: STILL.....ALL THE JONIN ARE HERE!!! AND THE SANIN AND ALL THE ADULTS!!! THIS IS MESSED UP CHA!
Ino: There she is!
Azumi: I guess I'll just sit here and relax.
Temari: 3.....
Ino: 2......
Sakura: 1....
Sakura & Ino & Temari: GOOO!!!
Azumi: *while stretching points 3 fingers at them and Sakura, Ino, and Temari go flying in mid air!*
Sakura: Ugh....
Ino: Ahh...
Temari: Ouch...
Azumi: Did something happen?
Sakura: WE WANT TO
Ino: CHALLENGE YOU TO
Temari: A FIGHT!
Azumi: Again?
Ino: Duh!
Azumi: Is this like Deja Vu?
Sakura: More importantly....we're going to fight for our guy's hearts!
Azumi: What are you talking about?

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Kakashi: This is really interesting....
Midori: First they don't believe Sakura about all of us here.
Tsunade: Seriously....Ino and Temari.....I might have to send them back to the academy.
Asuma: Sakura shouldn't have given up though....
Kurenai: They went flying in air by getting pushed by 1 finger!
Kakashi: This would make a great movie.
Guy: I KNOW!!!
Everyone: SHHHHHHHHH!
Lee: Jeeze Guy-sensei!
Guy: I see....Lee, you have grown distant.
Lee: Well Sakura, Ino, and Temari are fighting Azumi for Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Raidon. When will a girl fight over me?
Guy: Well when I was your age, all the girls fought over me.
Lee: Really?
Guy: No. They fought over Kakashi. Some even fought over Asuma.
Lee: Seriously? You're that uncool?
Guy: I uh...I...
Asuma: Yea!
Guy: Oh, thanks Asuma....
Asuma: No, I mean look....!

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Sakura: I want SASUKE!
Temari: I want SHIKAMARU!
Ino: I want SASUKE AND SHIKAMARU....and if not....I want RAIDON!
Azumi: A---
Sasuke: You have got to be kidding me.
Shikamaru: Seriously.
Raidon: Don't forget me....
Sasuke: We didn't invite you!
Shikamaru: Seriously.
Shino: Cough cough....
Neji: None of us
Sasuke: Would ever fall for you three!
Choji: Not even me!
Naruto: Believe it! *thinking- wait a moment....I like Azumi-chan but I like Sakura-chan....*
Every Guy: Cause we're all here. So lay off of Azumi.
Azumi: No it---
Sasuke: Go if you know what's good for ya.
Shikamaru: Seriously.
Kiba: And don't come barkk!
Shino: He means Don't come back.
Kiba: I can speak for my bark!
Shino: Self.
Neji: Jeeze.....
Shikamaru: Seriously.
Sasuke: Will you say something else besides "seriously?"
Shikamaru: No.
Naruto: Believe it!
Sasuke: You can't fight Azumi, you'll ruin those perfect hands of yours.
Azumi: ....
Sakura & Ino and Temari: Yaaaaaaaaaah!!!!! Azumi....you will pay!!! *runs toward Azumi again...*

What will happen next? Find out in part 10!