You Stupid Uchiha! {sasuke} INTRO!!

Name: Arashi Kumo
Age: 13
Gender: Girl
nin rank: Jonin
family: none
abilities: meh, I'm to lazy to tell you right now
looks:
Clothes: those are your clothes in the pic cept the pants are capris, you wear the traditional sandles, a green jonin vest that you leave unzipped, a shuriken holster on your right and left leg, two weapons pouches, and your hitai-ate around your neck.

Arashi's Before Story Rant: That's a little about me. Yes I am a ninja and a pretty damn good one! I'm a jonin for crying out loud! I'm from Konoha, the Village Hidden In the
Leaves. Even though I am a higher ranking nin, I have a lot of genin friends, along with all the village jonin. I can handle just about any challenge and I
can alway overcome obstacles. But I'll tell you my story and let you decide for yourself.

that was....different....
>>>ANNNDD!!!!START!< <<

The day was just like any other. Boring. You hadn't been able to get any exciting missions at all, just stuff genin were supposed to do. You made your way
to the ninja academy where you would get a new mission. You entered the missions room and bowed once you were in front of the Hokage. He smiled at you. You didn't
return it. A ninja cannot show emotion, remember? Course you don't. Your not a ninja.
" Ah, Kumo," the Hokage said, "Are you already finished with your other missions?"
" Yes Hokage sir." you said.
" And you'll be wanting another one?" he asked.
" Umm, yeah." you said, inwardly confused. Of course you wanted a damn mission, or why else would you be there?
" Very well. I have a few jobs here. Lets see, Madam Hoshi needs her chimney swept and Gyokuei needs help with his garden. Also -"
" Excuse me, Lord Hokage?" you interrupted him, " Could I possibly get at least a B ranked mission? All I've been doing is D ranked."
" .....Kumo. We would need to first find you a partner. I don't want you going on higher level missions on your own yet." the old man said.
" But sir! I'm just as good as any other jonin in this village! I'm not just some little kid!" you said, a hint of anger in your voice.
" I can give you an apprentice job with a group of genin. If you can help the instructor out successfully, then we will see about letting you out on higher level
missions." he said.
You wanted to hang him upside down from the top of the Hokage monuments until he agreed to give you a mission, but you would probably be thrown out of
the village for that. You sighed in defeat.
" Yes sir. Whose jonin group will I be assigned to?"
" Hatake Kakashi's group 7." he said.
" When should I start?"you asked
" Now would be good." said a familiar voice. You half turned to see Kakashi standing in the doorway.
" Good you're here Kakashi. Kumo will be you new apprentice. Is that alright with you?" the Hokage asked.
" Sure" the Copy nin said, " Come on, Kumo. I need your help."
" Yeah yeah, I'm coming." I said and followed him out the door.
WOO! you have a job!! WITH KAKASHI!!!
Now you had already met team seven. Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, and Uzumaki Naruto. Naruto and Sakura openly called you their friend, but you know they don't
really like you. Sasuke can put up with your presence, but if you ever tried to talk to him he would just give you the cold shoulder. Yeah, this mission was gonna
be fun.
" Kumo! You're our jonin apprentice?" Sakura exclaimed.
" Uh, yeah. Hi guys." you said, giving a meek wave.
" Alright lets get started today." Kakashi said. " We have to go weed gardens at Madam Hoshi's bar."
" What!? Why do we always get such boring missions?!" Naruto yelled.
" Easy Naruto. Soon enough you will be getting higher ranking missions, but only if you complete these lesser missions successfully." you told him.
Naruto piped down after that. So the 5 of you arrived at the bar and weeded the garden, or really the genin did. You and Kakashi hung out in a tree. You stole his
book from him and threatened to throw it in the river if he didn't let you read it. He agreed. You had always thought his book was just some porn but found
it was a romance novel, as in, no picture....
'Well this is a relief cause I thought he just carried porn in his pocket.' you thought
You read the first few chapters, running away from Kakashi as he tried to swipe it back
"Well, I'll admit this is actually a pretty good book!" You said, hanging from a branch in front of Kakashi's face.
He made a grab for you but you disappeared in a poof of smoke.
"You've had that book long enough, Kumo!" he complained.
"I'll give it back tomorrow if you promise to bring me another one." you said.

Kakashi sighed then agreed. You cheered letting your guard down. Immediately Kakashi tackled you and did the worst possible thing. He tickled you!
You screamed and burst into fits of laughter. This was on of your worst weaknesses. You couldn't concentrate and you had no strength to push him
away. Kakashi grabbed his book and jumped away. You lay sprawled on the ground breathing heavily.
THAT BASTARD!!!
"Kakashi!" you yelled "That was so not fair!"
"As a ninja you should have been prepared!" he chuckled.
"Ah, shad-up! You cheap baka!" you said.
"KUMO!! You cant talk to our sensei that way!!" Sakura yelled.
"Ummm ya I can" you said, rolling on your side to face her and propping yourself on you arm.
"Way to go Kumo!!" Naruto yelled.
"Thank you thank you!" you said.
"Alright, since everyone is finished you can all go home. See you tomorrow." kakashi said before teleporting away.
"OH NO YOU DONT!!! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE KAKASHI!!!" you yelled going after him.
The three genin stood dumbfounded as they heard the following:
KA-BOOM!!!
BANG
BANG
"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA, HEY!! GET BACK HERE!"
BOOOMM
BOM-BOOM-BOOM
KER-BLAM
"HAHAHAHAHAHAAA, STOP YOU DUMB BAKA!!!"
BANG BANG
BOOM
.....*silence*........
"KUMO!!! BRING THAT BACK!!!!"
"NEVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
...........*more silence*.............
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"Well that was weird." Sakura said.
The two boys nodded.
"I wonder what Kumo did?" Naruto said.
"Knowing Kumo....something dumb." Sasuke said.
"I HEARD THAT UCHIHA!!!!"
The three genin jumped and decided it was safer to run home. Run, very, very fast.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
end of chapter one. you better have enjoyed it, other wise your going to make me cry big juicy tears of pain and blood and then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT!
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