A Kakashi Story

One day Kira was at the academy listening to her teacher who seemed to yell at her too much for no reason. Kira is a teen who can't seem to pass the academy. She has long blonde hair and wears regular blue jeans with a purple shirt that says Dumb Blonde across the front of it. She is a pervert but deosn't like to talk about perverted things with other people who aren't perverts. At other times, her perverted thought just slip out.
"Kira, see me after class, we have to talk about your grades!!!" Kira let out a long breath. "OK Iruka-Sensei..." After class Kira went into Iruka's office to see him about her grades. When she walked in, she found Iruka talking to a tall, silver haired man with his face all covered up, talking to Iruka-Sensei. The silver haired man turned around and saw Kira standing at the doorway. "Iruka, we will finsh this cinverstaioin after you are done with whatever you got going on." The guy walked out the door and Kira asked Iruka who that was. "That was Kakashi-Sensei. He will be training you as your sensei in a few days." Kira said,"I thought you wanted to talk about how bad my grades were." Iruka laughed, "I never said your grades were bad. I wanted to talk to you about how greatly your grades improved and how you passed and get to take the Chuunin exams." Kira started to squeal and gave Iruka a hug. "Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!" Iruka laughed and pulled her off. "OK, anyways, Kakashi will be your new sensei and he will train you along with 3 other teamates so you can poass the exams." Kira jumped for joy and ran out. She ran right into Kakashi and fell backwards. "Whoops." kakashi helped her p and she looked at his face. "Hey your kinda hot." Kakashi started to laugh. Kira got wide eyed. "Did i just say that out loud?" Kakashi answered,"Yep, basically." Kira smacked herself and gave him a hug. "You get to be my sensei!" Kakashi hugged her back warmly. "Yup. Training startes tomorrow at 5:00AM and you get to meet your teammates. Oh and don't eat breakfast unless you like to throw up."
The next day Kira went to the meeting spot on time and only found three other people. The blonde haired boy walked up to her. "Hey, who are you?" Kira smacked him and pushed him away. "Didnt Kakashi-Sensei tell you guys that you were going to have a new teammate on team 7?" The pink haired girl walked up to Kira. "Ohhh i did here Sensei tell us something about that. Well, Im Sakura, thats Naruto and thats Sasuke-kun." Kira looked around for Kakashi and just answered. "Oh, thats nice. Im Kira. Where is Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura shifted her weight on her hips. "Hes always late by like, an hour." Exactly one hour later Kakashi showed up. Sakura and Naruto pointed at him. "Your late again!" Kakashi scratched the back of his head. "Well, you see, there are many roads on the road of life and i took a wrong turn this time so i got a little lost on the way here. It was weird because i ran into this really hot girl than looked just like..." Kakashi looked over at Kira and blushed. "Nevermind. Anyways today we are going to try to get these 3 bells off of my belt and you are going to have to do it before lunchtime or you fail and you get to go back the academy. Plus, since any of you didn't eat breakfast, you don't get to eat lunch either if you fail. Any questions? Ok Go!!!" Everyone shot off to find a hiding spot except the idiot naruto. Kira was running around and look over to see how naruto was doing and Kira saw Kakashi stack his fingers up naruto's ass and shot him off into the water. "Wow..." Kira walked up to Kakashi from behind quietly while he was reading his book adn took all 3 bells. "Hey sensei, I pass right?" Kakashi whirled around and saw Kira with the bells. "What the hell,? How the? How? I give up." Kira jumped for joy. " Ha I pass!!!"
...yup