Anime Therapy Clinic ~Session 1~

Koto is zoning out in front of the computer on her desk, when Kurama walks into the building. "Good morning, Koto. Didn't have your coffee yet, I see."
"Ha ha," the neko demon mutters then sits up straight. "Hey, it's a good thing you're here. Ookami-sensei said she has a special case for you today."
Kurama blinks in curiosity. "Special?"
Meanwhile, down the hall, in the employee lounge . . .
Tsuki: I just don't get what went wrong.
Hiei: *holding ice pack against head* -_- You were in charge, that's what went wrong.
Tsuki: <_ < Don't make me give you a matching bump on the other side.
Hiei: Why not? Everywhere else still hurts.
Tsuki: T-T Oh, come on!
*Kurama walks into the room*
Kurama: ^_^ Good morning Tsuki, Hie . . . er . . .
Hiei: *glares* Don't even say it.
Kurama: >_> I told you to duck.
Hiei: >:0 Next time how about stopping it?!
Tsuki: *claps hands* Gentlemen, please. Let us watch the session recording and figure out our mistakes.
*Both men settle down and Tsuki plays the video*
. . . *It's the start of last Tuesday's anger management session. Sitting in a circle of chairs is Edward Elric, Kyo Sohma, Haru Sohma, Inuyasha, and Sakura. Kurama is standing with a clipboard, taking a few notes. He looks up at the door, then back at the group. He heaves a heavy sigh, then takes a seat in one of the empty chairs.*
Kurama: ^_^! Well, I'm afraid the doctor may be running a bit late so . . .
*A loud crash is heard outside and Hiei suddenly goes flying backwards into the room, his back flat on the floor and a red X stamped on his forehead. Everyone in the room stares blankly, except Kurama, who is holding his head and shaking it*
Hiei: *sitting up* YOU PSYCHOTIC NUT JOB!!!
Tsuki: *walking into the room* ^_^ Thank you. Now, go take a seat. *evil glare and grin* Before I pull out the tranquilizer.
Hiei: O_O . . . -_-* I hate you. *takes a seat between Sakura and Haru and crosses his arms*
Tsuki: ^_^ Good afternoon everyone. As you have just witnessed, losing control of your anger can not only be hazardous to those around you, but also to yourself. So, now can anyone tell me exactly why you're here?
Kyo: -_- Because you stamped a red X on our foreheads.
Tsuki: ^.^ Oooo good answer, but not the one I was looking for. We want to look into what aspects of your behavior got you that stamp. Ed, how about you?
Ed: *glare*
Tsuki: ^_^! Eh heh . . . Yes, Sakura?
Sakura: I don't see why I have to be here. The only person I ever get angry at is Naruto, oh and Inou, and Kakashi-sensei when he's late, and perverted old men, and . . .
Hiei: -.- Will you shut up?
Sakura: HEY!!! You got something to say, shorty?!!
Ed: *leaps up* WHO YOU CALLING SHORT YOU #$@^%!!!
Kurama: O_O Oh dear . . .
Tsuki: O_O Ed, she wasn't talking to you!
*Both Kurama and Tsuki rush to stop him, but not before Ed has a chance to use his alchemy to send the floor exploding upward. Sakura gets catapulted into the air and comes crashing down on Inuyasha, sending his chair flying through the air*
Hiei: -_- What a joke . . .
Kurama: O_O Hiei!!! Look out!
Hiei: Wha . . . *SMASH!* @_@ . . .
Kyo: Oh crap!
Haru: *blink* Taken out by a chair. Now that had to hurt.
Kyo: <_ < Why are you here anyway? You're too stupid to know when you're being insulted . . . *gets flung across the room by Black Haru*
Black Haru: SAY IT AGAIN CAT BOY!!!
*a massive brawl breaks out between the patients*
Kurama: *tugging Ed back* -_- Not even five minutes and it's already a disaster . . .

Tsuki: *pausing tape* ^_^ Success!
Kurama: O_O . . .
Hiei: >:0 How the hell do you call that success?!! Inuyasha and Ed won't be walking for a week and the rest of them look like death warmed over!
Tsuki: ^_^ They won't be fighting for quite some time now, will they?
Hiei: *anime fall*
Tsuki: I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Kurama: *sighs* We should take this as a learning experience.
Tsuki: I agree. If not handled properly, anime crossovers can be a disaster.
Kurama: -_-! Not quite the lesson I was referring to.
Tsuki: *sigh* I guess we'll try again another day.
Hiei: -_- Let me know when so I can skip the country.
Kurama: *Ahem* ^_^! Anyway, Tsuki, Koto said you have a special case for me today?
Tsuki: Oh yes, I almost forgot. In fact she's due any minute.
Kurama: She?
Hiei: -_- If it's another sock hugger, I swear I'm gonna lose it.
Kurama: >_> At least you didn't get your pants stolen.
Tsuki: No, no, she's actually quite shy, so your clothes are safe . . . <_ <
Kurama: What was that?
Tsuki: What was what?
Kurama: -_- That look you had on your face just now.
Tsuki: I don't know what you're tal . . . *the phone rings and Tsuki hurries to answer it. After a brief conversation, she hangs it up and faces the guys with a smile* She's here. Meet us in Room A, okay? *hurries out the door*
Kurama: -_-! Something tells me this won't end well.
Hiei: *sarcastically* Why would you ever think that?
Kurama: Oh well. *pushing the door open* Are you coming?
Hiei: Now please, you should know better than that.
Kurama: *sighs* Right.

*In Session Room A Tsuki is sitting across from a young girl who is looking around the room anxiously. In the chair next to her is a pineapple*
Tsuki: *looking at clipboard* Let's see, Kurayami, according to this, you have a strong obsession with . . .
Kurama: *walking into the room* Alright, Tsuki, so where's this . . .
Kurayami: O_O KURAMA! *jumps up and covers mouth* Eep!
Kurama: *blink* . . . girl?
Tsuki: ^_^ Ah, just in time. Kurama, this is your case today.
Kurama: Well, she doesn't seem too dangerous.
Tsuki: I told you, she's more shy than rabid . . . <_< most of the time.
Kurama: There's that look again. What do you mean most of the time? Let me see that clipboard.
Tsuki: >_< No!!!
*Tsuki jumps away and Kurama tries to follow but he is stopped by Kurayami*
Kurayami: *bows and blushes* HiI'mverygladtomeetyouthanksforhavingme.
Kurama: O_O . . .
Tsuki: *fanning face* ^_^ Woo, fast talker.
Kurayami: Um . . . *holds out pineapple* Here!
Kurama: ^_^! Um . . . thank . . . you? *takes pineapple then leans toward Tsuki and whispers* Why is she giving me fruit?
Tsuki: *whispers back* Don't complain. You still have your pants, don't you?
Kurama: -_-! *sighs* Huh? *sees keychain dangling in front of his face* What's that?
Kurayami: *bows head up and down* Another gift Kurama-san. And this andthisandthisandthisandthis too. *Starts throwing random objects at him until Kurama can no longer stand and he collapses beneath the pile of gifts . . . @_@*
Hiei: *poking head into room* Hey Tsuki, were almost out of coffee . . .
Kurayami: O_O CAFFEINE?!!! WHERE?!
Hiei: O_O . . . -_-! This the special patient? *gets tackled by Kurayami*
Kurayami: O_O WHERE IS THE CAFFEINATED GOODNESS, SHORT MAN?!!!
Hiei: O_O What . . . is . . . wrong with you?
Kurayami: *shakes head* Wait . . . Hiei?
Hiei: >_< Not for much longer if you don't let go of my neck!
Kurayami: ^_^ Oops! *drops Hiei* Hey, I have a gift for you too. *pulls out a shiny katana*
Hiei: >:0 What do you mean gift?! That's mine!!! Give it!
Kurayami: *starts running* Tell me where the caffeine is!
Hiei: >_< NO!!! *chases Kurayami out of the room*

Kurama: *getting helped up by Tsuki* She certainly got over her shyness, didn't she?
Tsuki: Hiei's not you. *looks down and starts snickering*
Kurama: What is . . . *looks down at pants and sees crushed pineapple down his front* Oh great. *starts wiping it off but suddenly jumps up* O_O . . . >_< AH! It fell down my pants!
Tsuki: *laughing hysterically* Go . . . take them . . . off then. I won't look. *turns around*
*Kurama starts to pull his pants down and a giggling is heard from outside*
Tsuki: O_O . . . *tackles him to the ground* >_< Put them back on!!!
Kurama: Tsuki, what . . . *gets mouth covered*
Tsuki: Shhh . . . O_O They're here.
Kurama: Who's here? *suddenly the muffled sound of cheering reaches his ears* O_O What are they doing here?
Tsuki: The average RabG has an acute sense of bishie. They can sometimes detect a bishounen from over a mile away. You willingly pulling your pants down must have tingled their senses.
Kurama: -_- You're not serious.
Tsuki: Afraid so. Keep your pants on. I must deter them. *hurries out the door*
Kurama: -_-! I need a new day job.

*Meanwhile, Kurayami has run into the employee lounge where she has discovered something far more valuable than gold . . .*
Kurayami: COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Weeeeeee!!!
*She throws down Hiei's katana and grabs the pot of coffee and a cup off the counter. A few minutes later, Hiei pushes his way into the room and freezes*
Hiei: O_O Oh sh . . . *gets crashed into by Kurayami and hits the floor*
Kurayami: *running around the room* Ah, caffeinated goodness!!! Shiawase da!!!
Hiei: @_@ . . . *struggles to get back up and shakes head clear. Then he turns an angry glare on the hyper teen* >:0 Will you . . . *the door goes flying open and smashes him back against the wall*
Tsuki: *standing in the door* O_O HELP!!!
*the door slowly creaks back revealing a very raddled Hiei*
Hiei: @_~ I . . . hate . . . *falls down*
Tsuki: *blink* Oops . . .
Kurayami: *jumping on the couch* Douka shita no.
Tsuki: Wild RabGs have picked up Kurama's scent!!! We must deploy the shields!!!
Hiei: *rubbing head* We have no shields, baka . . . And besides, there's no shield that can stop a wild RabG. You of all people should know that.
Tsuki: Ah, but that's where you are wrong. There is one material that will keep even the most rabid fan girl at bay.
Hiei: *raises eyebrow* And that would be?
Kurayami: *jumping up and down* Oh! Oh! Pick me!
Tsuki: ^_^ Yes, Kura-chan?
Kurayami: BUBBLEWRAP!
Hiei: What?! That's the biggest load off bullsh . . .
Tsuki: ^_^ CORRECTNESS!!!
Hiei: O_- WHAT?!
Tsuki: *throws hands on hips* Psh, come on now Hiei. It's common fact that most RabGs are highly amused by bubble wrap. A shield made of it would keep them busy for hours, so much that it throws off their bishie senses.
Hiei: *eye twitch* You're going to span the perimeter with bubble wrap?
Tsuki: ^_^ Sure, why not? Hmm, I hope the budget allows for that.
Kurayami: Oh, you can save money by just shielding the bishies!
Tsuki: Oh?
Kurayami: Observe! *pulls out a giant piece of bubble wrap* ^_~ I never leave home without some.
Hiei: -_- Somehow I'm not surprised.
Kurayami: ^_^ Now hold still, Hiei. *starts running around Hiei and wrapping him up*
Hiei: O_O . . . >_< Hey! Stop it! Let me mmff grrfff . . . *before long Hiei is completely covered in a cocoon of bubble wrap*
Tsuki: *nodding head* Hmm, very nice, but how do they breath? Is there an air hole poked up top?
Kurayami: O_O Oops, I knew I forgot something.
Tsuki: O_O Ack! He's turning blue!!! *both girls frantically tear the bubble wrap away* What were you thinking?!
Kurayami: T-T I'm sorry, I wasn't!
Hiei: *falls to the floor* @_@ . . . If I live to see tomorrow, remind me to kill you both.
Kurayami: *bowing head rapidly* Gomen, gomen, gomen, gomengomengomegomen . . .
Tsuki: *smacks forehead* Ugh, what a day. This isn't anything like it was supposed to turn out. I . . . O_O Oh crap! >_< I forgot about Kurama!
Kurama: *hiding under a table as RabGs start banging on the window* -_-* Tsuki, you so owe me after this.

*At the front desk . . .*
You had just barely managed to struggle your way inside the clinic. Koto managed to fight off the hoard of Kurama RabGs long enough for you to sneak in. Then she locked the door tight and shouted, "Kurama is not seeing anyone today, so go home!!!! If you can come back and act like civilized people, then maybe I'll let you make an appointment!!!" The crowd whines with disappointment but slowly starts to drift away. The neko demon breaths a sigh of relief and turns to you with a cheerful smile.
"I apologize. With the clinic's high bishie concentration, we occasionally get that. We're waiting for the shields to be delivered."
You stare at her in awe, then nod your head silently.
"So anyway," she begins, "It's nice to see you again. Shall I schedule you a session with Dr. Ookami?"

*waves hand frantically* O_O Yes, I need an appointment! (^_^ Well, then right this way)
^_^! Eh, I'll just keep reading the sessions. Lmao
<_ < This place is too weird for me. Don't count on me coming back. (T-T Okay, thanks for at least checking it out)



Tsuki: Well now, it seems you're interested in setting up an appointment. ^_^ Sugoi! Being that you are a new patient, there is a brief background form I'll need. You'll need to message me the name you would like to go by, some bits about your personality, and, of course, the nature of your "problem." And don't be afraid to over exaggerate. The crazier it is, the better, because I can't have a million people with the same exact obsession. That could get boring. Also, don't be afraid to bring up unmentioned anime either. The more we mix things up the better. Finally, if you've had any outside incidents with characters or maybe fellow rabid fans, those would make for interesting back story. *throws open arms* Let your imagination run wild!

Hiei: -_- Not too wild. My health's at risk.

Kurama: ^_^! It can't be that bad.

Hiei: <_ < Sure, pineapple pants.


Kurama: *blush* -_- Can we forget that, please?

Hiei: *smirks*

Tsuki: <_ < Enough, Hiei. U_U Now, as I was saying . . . ^_^ Once we receive your background form, Kurama and I will go through it and get back to you ASAP on the time and treatment details of the session. Thank you for your interest in our services, and we look forward to hearing from you. Oh and rule of thumb for visits . . . *points at video above* the word "short" is taboo now.


Ed: *in the backgroud* WHAT?!!!

Tsuki: ^_^! NOTHING!



Tsuki: ^_^ Ah, so glad we could amuse you. As you can see, things can get pretty hectic. Thank you for reading.

Hiei: -_- Why does my torture seem to amuse people so much?

Tsuki: Because you're just so darn cute with your reactions.

Kurama: *ahem*

Tsuki: Something wrong, Kurama?

Hiei: *grins* I think you made pineapple pants jealous.


Kurama: *blushing* -_- Next time I won't warn you about the chair.

Hiei: Like I care!!!

Tsuki: O_O . . . ^_^! Uhh, settle down now. Bye guys. See you at session 2.



Tsuki: T-T You no like? Alright, thanks for checking it out anyway. 'Tis much appreciated, so much, that I put a video in your results too. ^_^ I hope you like.