I'm Falling in Love with my Enemy\ Part 26

Recap: Ashley and I had just made up a plan.
End of Recap
"Okay," I said, setting a map down in front of Alex, Haley, and I. "Here's the plan. We lure Kyle and Bailey outside where we go and play at your house." I pointed to Alex.
"Yea," said Haley.
"Sure," said Alex.
"Then, we'll stay at your house kind of late, so that means we'll all be hungry, right?"
"Yea," said Haley.
"Sure," said Alex.
"And I'm going to assume Kyle will be hungry, I don't know if he will be, but he probably will be, you know him. So that means he AND I will be hungry at the same time, which means he AND I will have to go back to the house."
"Yea," said Haley.
"Sure," said Alex.
"You guys just have to make sure that my sister eats so she DOESN'T get hungry at your house."
"Yea," said Haley.
"Right," said Alex.
I sighed. "Can you guys just ACT like you're interested?"
"We are," said Haley.
"We just don't have anything else to say," said Alex.
"Okay," I said. "Just making sure."
They nodded in agreement, and we all headed out into the kitchen.
The time passed slowly, and when it was 7:00, and we had already made sure my sister had had enough chicken wings, we convinced Kyle to come to Alex's house with us.
When we got there, we went inside and played some games together, when the next time I looked at the time, it was 9:30. I signaled Alex and Haley that I would start the plan.
"Boy, am I hungry," I said casually as we were playing a game. "Any of you hungry?"
"I already ate," said Alex, loyally.
"Me too," said Haley.
"I'm hungry!" said Kyle.
Yes! It was working!
"Wanna go back to the house with me to get some food?" said Kyle.
Yes! I DO!
"Yea, sure," I said, then got up to go.
"Wait! I'm hungry too!" said my sister, getting up too.
WTF! NOOOOOOOOOO!
"W-wait a minute!" I said, stopping her from walking with my hand. "Didn't you already have ENOUGH you chicken wings?" I eyed her with one eye.
"Yes, but I'm still hungry!" she said.
This is going all wrong! I thought.
"I don't think you need anything else," I said. "We don't want to risk you blowing up."
My sister stared at me for a second, then nodded and said, "I'm willing to take that risk."
"No, your not!" I said, pushing her back. "I knew a little old man once that ate so much he blew up Australia!"
My sister put her hands on her hips. "Then how come Australia is still there?"
"Because they rebuilt it!" I spat "Duh! Thousands of little old men rebuilt it!"
"Uh-huh! Suuuuuuuuuuuure...." she said sarcastically. "And I'm sure elephants rebuilt the world when the meteorite blew up the dinosaurs!" She huffed and walked after Kyle.
"MAYBE THEY DID!" I yelled after her. "YOU JUST NEVER KNOW!" I sighed and looked at Haley and Alex.
"Well..." started Alex, "there IS a possiblity."
"Shutup," I said. I sat down on the couch and buried my head in my hands.
"I am SO done for," I said. I knew Alex and Haley were staring at me.
"Are you still hungry?" said Alex.
"Alex," I grumbled. "Do NOT burst my bubble. I have a very angry bubble right now."
"Just sayin," she said.
"Just don't say anything," I said back. "I'd rather just starve."
"Why?" said Haley.
"Because!" I said. "Just stop asking questions! My head is Swirly Mode, thank you very much!"
I was finished off.
Of coarse you're finished off! You're WEAK! HAHAHAHA! (me: You little......*bleep bleep bleep bleep x infinity*
She's going to find out a plan that will work later!
This is so funny! *starts having seizure... once again*
Maybe she will!
I am NOT finished off!
Um... do you want some medicine?