adventure of well not sure but hey it's fun so take it

one day your walking outside out of boredom when suddenly a portal appears in front of you and starts sucking you toward it
uhhhh
no please take my brother/sister not me
yes alien masters i'm coming
O__O ahhhhhh
your sucked in and you awake in complete darkness except a small glimmer of light shining on to something that looks like the blade of a sword
you sword i am your new master
it's a trap it's way too well setup for this to be a random event
ooh shiny
O__O ahhhhhh
you take the sword and hear whispered voices all around you
don't eat me
i knew it
so much talking
O__O ahhhhhh
a light goes on and you can see a giant bat like creature with 50 headsit charges and you must fight it (roll the dice until you get a number above 2 for every missed roll minus 2 points from your health once you roll higher than a two you win continue the story
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the creature's head all screech as it dies then the entire place lights up and you see a cave exit
freedom and light yay
awww over all ready
outside hmmm uhhh
O__O ahhhhhh (me: what the hell is wrong with you)
the moment you exit you see a masked human pointing a sword at you
not again
yay not over yet
um we mean you no harm
O__O ahhhhhh
the masked human tells you he's here to kill the evil cave beast and asks you if it's in there
too late sucker
um sure go on in heh heh
it was but i killed it sorry
O__O ahhhhhh (me: shut up)
after finding out the creature was already slain by you the masked man brings you back to his town
nice town i might like living here
silence
please don't hurt me i'm sorry really i am
O__O ahhh(nicetown)ahhh
the masked man tells you to enter the largest and most decorative house
yay town leader time
the plot thickens hee hee (me: actually this chapter is ending soon)
please tell me that isn't the place where you cook people to eat at your banquets (me: uhh your weird and starting to scare me)
O__O ahhhhhh (me: if you clicked this more then 3 times the masked guy cuts your head off and your done with the story start over and don't be a moron
the next chapter will be released soon so keep the paper with your health with you at all times and for the next chapter bring an extra piece of paper you'll find out why :P (i'm gonna delete the story and forget about it it was a stupid idea i'll stick to insulting quizzes)