The Legend of Zelda Grammy Awards!!

Dark Shiek (me): Welcome to the Legend of Zelda Grammy Awards! *applause* Today we will be handing out a number of awards.
^O^
Dark Sheik: Uh, anyway. The first nominee is-
Nabooru: Not all the boys have said who they want to win.
Ganondorf: Hurry, Dark Sheik! Just announce the nominees!
Dark Sheik: As I was saying, the first nominee is Zelda!
Zelda: *tittery giggle*
Dark Sheik: Dark Link? Can you fix Zelda's laugh?
Dark Link: Certainly. *tackles Zelda*
Dark Sheik: Thanks. The second nominee is Ruto.
Ruto: *strikes a pose*
Dark Sheik: *sigh* And the last nominee is...Me!?
Dark Link: WOOOOOOOOOOOO! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*everyone stares at him*
Dark Sheik:*blush* And the winner is...Me!?
Dark Link: DARK SHEIK,DARK SHEIK,DARK SHEIK!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ganondorf: *figets*...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DARK SHEIK!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sheik: Hooray! (sarcasimn)
Link: Oh, what the heck. YAY! GOOOOOOOOOO DARK SHEIK!!
Zelda: What!? Let me see that encelope! *jumps on stage and grabs envelope* *gasp* She's right!
*girls start whispering*
*boys still cheering*
Malon: SHUDDUP!!
*silence*
Zelda: I had it with Dark Sheik! She's an idiot! *all girls nod heads* Come on girls! Let's go!
*all girls get up and leave*
Link: Wow.
Ganondorf: At least Zelda and Navi are gone.
Dark Sheik: *looks sad* I didn't rig it...
Dark Link: *hops on stage* *pats Dark Sheik on back* Hey! Don't worry about it. What was the last award anyway?
Dark Sheik: *sigh*
Ganondorf: Uh...
Sheik:*yawn* Who's up for pizza?
Ganondorf: ME!!
Link: ME!!
Dark Link: Alright.
*all start to leave*
Dark Link: Hey! That means you too, Dark Sheik!
Dark Sheik: *smile* OK!
^ ^
....
Alright, me and all the boys spent the night at a pizza parlor while the girls whined cause I'm prettier than them. I had fun! All the girls in Zelda hate me now but who cares! Me and Dark Link went to the Lake and it was beautiful. No kissy-kissy things yet, we just talked. We both agree that our opposites (Link and Sheik) can be annoying at times. Ya, things worked out well. By the way, Ganondorf is looking for a girlfriend.
Ganondorf: *looks around* *spots girl* Hey Babe!
Girl: EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Dark Sheik: Ya... Ok see ya!
Our first award is for best musician. The first nominee is Link with his ocarina playing The Song of Time! *applause*
^O^ GO LINK!
....
Our second nominee is... Shiek *cough* :P *cough* with his harp playing The Borial of Fire!
Shiek: Dark Shiek!?
Dark Shiek: *cough* you *cough* suck!
GO SHIEK! ^O^
...
Dark Shiek: And last...(whispers: and maybe least) Malon with... her voice!?
Malon: Hey!
Zelda:*giggles*
^O^ GO MALON!
....
And the grammy goes to...Shiek!
YAY!
BOO!
Sheik: *disapears in a puff of smoke and appears on stage* *applause*
Dark Shiek: *hands grammy over to Shiek and glares*
Shiek:*glares back* Well...thanks...Dark Shiek...I don't know what to say cause-
Ganondorf: Boo! Get off the stage!!
Shiek: *fires a needle storm at him*
Ganondorf: *throws dark magic at Shiek*
Dark Shiek: *sigh* Security!
Ganondorf: Shut up! I mean... we'll be good *puppy eyes*
Everyone: O.o!
Ganondorf: Wa?
Dark Shiek: Well...ok...thanks Shiek.
Shiek: *sits back down*

hehehehehehehe
this is gay. (Me: leave then. I'm just bored.)
Dark Shiek: Our next award is for the most annoying character. Our first nominee is Navi!
Navi: *looks at Link* You recommended me didn't you?
Link: Me?...why, never! *smirks*
Navi: LINK YOU IDIOT!
Everyone:*stares*
Navi: Just get on with it.
Dark Shiek: Our second nominee is Zelda!
Zelda: I know I'm gonna win this-WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS FOR AGAIN!?
Ganondorf: *grumble* most annoying-
Zelda: *shieks* WELL I NEVER!
Dark Shiek: *smile* Ok, and our last nominee is... Mido?
Mido (koriki/ link's koriki enemy): WHAT?!
Link: hahahahahaha!
Navi: Let's get 'em Mido!
*both tackle Link*
Dark Shiek: And the winner is...*drumroll* ummm...well surprisingly it's a three way tie!
Mido,Zelda and Navi: What!?
*Link, Saria, Nabooru, Shiek and everyone else, except for Ganondorf, falls over laughing*

Hahahahaha
This is still weird.
*Mido, Navi, and Zelda get up and get on stage. They grab their awards*
Mido, Navi, and Zelda: Whatever. *sit back down*
Dark Shiek: Our next award is most villianous character.
Ganondorf: Hmmm. I wonder who's gonna win this.
Link: ME!
Ganondorf: NO! IT'S GONNA BE NAVI!
Navi: *looks at Ganondorf* Had your brian checked lately? Who's the villin here?!
Ganondorf: I don't know. The plot in Ocarina of Time is so complicated!
Navi: Ganondorf, your an idiot! Ever since the end of Ocarina of Time you've been acting weird...
Ganondorf:*hides licorice in pocket*
Navi: *sigh* That licorice wasn't very good to you, was it?
Ganondorf: Tastes good to me. *jams licorice in mouth*
Link: Ya! And he gave me some too!
*Ganondorf hands Link more licorice*
Link: Thanks.
Ganondorf:Whatever.
Link:Whatever!? That's all you can say to the Hero of Time!?
Ganondorf: You dare talk to the Dark Lord Ganondorf like that?!
Link:YA! I DO!
*both start fighting*
Navi: *sigh* Somehow, I knew they could never be friends.
Dark Sheik: Alright, our first nominee is Dark Link...*drool*
Dark Link: Cool.
Dark Sheik: Our second nominee is Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Well, wadda you know?
Dark Sheik: And our last nominee is...Zelda!?
Zelda: I knew I would win this awa-WAIT! WHAT'S THIS FOR!?
Ganondorf: Most villianous-
Zelda: I am appaled!! WHO WOULD NOMINATE MY NAME FOR THIS?!
*Ganondorf, Link, Dark Link, and Dark Sheik start whistling*
Zelda: ALL OF YOU?!
Dark Sheik: Alright, and the winner is...Ganondorf!
Ganondorf:What. Oh, ya,ya MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*walks on stage* WITH THIS GRAMMY I WILL TAKE OVER ALL OF HYRULE! MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHA!

BUT THEN I STEPPED IN GANONDORF'S WAY! HE SHALL NEVER DEFEAT ME! (*Ganondorf looks at you* DIE!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Still weird...
Dark Sheik: Alright, the next award is for the hottest guy in Ocarina of Time!
Oni Link: Darn!
Link: It's me!
Ganondorf: No it's me!
Dark Link: ME!
Mido: IT'S ME!
*everyone turns and stares at him*
Mido: What?
Dark Sheik: The first nominee is Link!
Link:Ha!
Dark Sheik: Our second nominee is Dark Link!
Dark Link: *sticks tongue out at Link*
Dark Sheik: And our last nominee is Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: Oh ya! Who's your daddy!?
Dark Sheik: And the winner is...Link!
Link: I'M YOUR DADDY, I'M YOUR DADDY! YOU SUCK GANONDORF!*hops on stage*
Dark Link: *whispers to Ganondorf* Good guys always win. Remember?
Ganondorf: Who cares? After the awards you grab him and I'll punch.
Link: Thanks Dark Shiek I am really-
Zelda: GOOOOOOOOOOO LINKKKKKKK!
*everyone stares at her*
*Dark Sheik tackles her*
Zelda: OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!
Link: As I was saying, I'm honoured to recieve this award. Remember, the hero is always the hottest so get used to it Ganondork!
Ganondorf: Hey!
*Link walks off*
*Ganondorf tackle him*
Dark Sheik: We have only two awards left. Our next award is for the hottest girl in Ocarina of Time!
Zelda: It's me! Right Linkeypoo?
Link: Uh...sure
*Zelda turns and all the boys make kookoo signs at her*
Ruto: No it's me right Linkykins?
Link: Uh... sure...
Zelda: You just said that I'd win!
Ruto: He obviously wasn't thinking!
*they both start fighting*
Nabooru: Well, Ganoneykins thinks it's me right?
Ganondorf: Uh...ya,ya, sure...
Saria:....
Mido: Don't worry Saria I'd vote for you anyday.
Link: MIDO! WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE HER!
Mido: Do not!!!
Saria: Thanks, Mido. But...
Mido: But what?
Saria: *whispers to Mido* I kinda like Link.
Mido: *looks down* Oh.
Dark Shiek: Ok the first nominee is-
Nabooru: Wait! The boys each have to say who they want to win. And truthfully this time.
Dark Link: Uh......Dark....Dark Sheik.
Dark Sheik:*blush* But Dark Link... I kinda like Sheik.
Sheik: What!? But your my dark side!
Dark Sheik: So!?
Sheik: I hate you!
Everyone: O.o!
Ganondorf: *whispers to Sheik* That was harsh.
Sheik: Hey! Do you think Link likes Dark Link!?
Dark Link: He has a point.
Dark Sheik: *looks sad* *sighs* *than looks angry* *runs over to Dark Link* I'd vote for you too Dark Link!
Dark Link: Cool. Hey, I was wondering. Wanna meet me at Lake Hylia tomorrow?
Link: grrrrr
Dark Sheik: Sure. 7:00 tomorrow?
Dark Link: 7:00 tomorrow.
All boys: Grrrrrrrrrrr
Zelda: What is it Linkeypoo?
Link: grrrrrr... uh nothing...
LINKEYPOO!? HAHAHAHAHA! AND GANONEYKINS!! OMG! LOL!
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lol. I hope you liked it. Sorry about saying @$$. I just thought this pick was halarious and suiting for my story. lol. If i get more ideas I might make a sequel but I need award ideas!!!ok. Wait! Upppppppppdate! I had another idea. Give me your own character like... Dark Zelda or something and I could make you a character too. All I need to know is your name and a little special thing you would like to include. Like this:
Name: Sheik
Info: Sarcastic
Or something like that. I don't know you tell me. Ok, see ya.