'There it was again.The shadowy figure, it was getting closer.
I tried to run, but couldn't get up.
shit.shit.shit.shit.
Of course, when I have an evil nanny after me I can't run.
Closer...
Closer...
Closer...
SHIT! She has a knife...this is it, goodbye Blaine, goodbye mum, goodbye Shirley...
The nanny lifted the knife above her head, but then stopped.
"Was that a moan?" she said.'
"Oh fuck. Right when I'm about to be murdered by the evil nanny, my mom's next door having sex....Figures" I said, as I sat up in bed rubbing my eyes.
Blaine was still asleep, but he didn't have his arm around me anymore. I grabbed the blankets from him and gently pushed him off of the bed. I heard him groan, but he didn't wake up...Well, he took up too much space anyways...Sleepy time!
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*Yawm*
'6:45? Seems about right' I thought as I got up and walked to my bathroom to get ready for school.
I did my business, took a shower, changed clothes, brushed my teeth and hair, and walked out.
I saw that Blaine was still sleeping (on the floor), so I layed down beside him and screamed "YOU FAGGOT! MY MUM'S COMING TO RAPE YOU!"
"AAAAAAAH!" he screamed. Haha.
"Nice way to wake me up. Thanks alot!" he said sarcastically.
"No problem fucktard. Be outside in 5 minutes or I'm leaving your ass." I said as I grabbed my bag and a poptart and headed out the door.
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At school...
It seemed every girl wanted Blaine...even Trishell started flirting with him.
Yes...Trishell...Trishell Johnson. Aka most popular and sluttish girl in school, I'm sure she'd banged every guy (including teachers) at our school, well every guy that would let her.
This was going to be a fun year!
"Hey! Who's that new kid, everyone wants him...and not me." Matthew said walking up to me, with JT following.
"...Mr. Ebay." I replied simply.
"Told you she could find Mr. Perfect on Ebay" JT said, cutting into the conversation.
"Wait...For your information, I don't want him..Sorry love." I said as I walked away...well towards 1st period.
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The day dragged on.
At lunch I sat alone, everyone crowded around Blaine saying how cute/adorable/hot/sexy he was and how they just LOVED his accent.
Blahh.
They're all so fake..it sickens me.
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After school I didn't wait for Blaine. Hell, he could get a ride from one of his whores.
I got home and did my homework...
After that Blaine finally got home, but I ignored him and walked into the living room...he followed.
I grabbed the video camera, boredom sucks, might as well make a documentary.
"Honey, what're you doing?" my mum as she came into the room and saw me with the video camera.
But before I could reply, Blaine just HAD to cut in.
"She was just watching the sex tape we made last night, trying to decide if she should put it on the internet, or if it's good enough to send to my buddy Hu (Hefner)."
"Ohhhhh okay!" she replyed, not caring, but adding at the end in a whisper, "Cammy hunny, your going to have to let me borrow that sometime" she said and walked off.
Yuck.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! I HATE YOU!" I screamed throwing the video camera across the room, causing it to hit the wall and break, not noticing the tears.
That asshole.
How dare he say something like that, especially to my MUM!
Blaine, I fucking hate you, and I hope you know payback is a bitch.
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I was bored and wrote this last night...Gift sent me seven before she posted it..Rate please?
