There were whispers running the lengths of the corridors and a sudden burst of activity on all fronts. It seemed something had gone wrong on the mission but nobody would say. Fearing the worst and muttering something about smiting incompetent idiots, you stamped your last paper and marched up to Koenma's office. It was empty. So you tried the next room, they were all in there. It was a waiting room of sorts, with couches and chairs, with a water cooler in the corner. They seemed to be gathered around a couch, Koenma was standing in front of it, Yusuke and Kuwabara on his left, Kurama was kneeling on Koenma's other side and Hiei was standing behind Kurama glaring at the wall. There was someone lying on the couch, a girl, a human girl; your heart skipped a beat. The girl. She was sitting up now as you slammed the doors open and marched into the room. "You idiots! You incompetent morons! You useless, worthless, good for nothing pieces of..." you slipped into Italian, cursing fluently and gesturing violently. "Wow, I didn't know that cat spoke Italian," Yusuke said. "I wonder what she's saying." He tapped the translator in his ear and his jaw promptly dropped. "Wow." "This Is All Your Fault!" you exclaimed, shaking a finger at Koenma. "You Always Screw Everything Up!" "Mitsuko please!" "When was the last time I messed up, huh? Can you tell me that?! NEVER! Do you have an idea what you have done?" His eyes widened in fright. "What didn't you tell me?!" "I told you enough that this should never happened with a Simple surveillance mission. You double MY workload by being fucking dumb!"
"Um, so are the cat ears real?" The girl asked suddenly. You stopped raging immediately and turned to her with a tired smile and answered in English. 'I'm sorry Lilith, I'm making a scene in front of you. Yes, they are real, as is my tail. I'm a demon, but not the pitchfork-wielding kind." She pursed her lips and looked at you. You looked back at the rather short girl with dirty blonde hair and chocolate brown eyes. She had a pleasant face, warm and pretty and was wearing what looked like her pajamas, and was barefoot. "She's barefoot, and in her pj's, what--the hell-- happened?" The boys recoiled from your dangerous tone and Koenma looked at his feet. "Well you see," she said adjusting her shirt, "I was in the kitchen when this monster thing appeared and it wanted to kill me or something," she looked up thoughtfully. "Then I kicked it in the nuts and greaser boy and pretty boy appeared out of nowhere. Then big dude and little dude came bursting in and there was some confusion." She fiddled with what you recognized to be a bloody dishtowel wrapped around her left hand. "And they ended up dragging me back here though I was not keen on the idea myself." You twitched, your eye did its own little flickering dance as you tried to keep yourself under tight control. But it was too much.
"Why are you all not dead? You're so stupid that should have never been able to get this far alive!! Do you realize that she could have killed all of you? That girl has enough built up ki to take out an entire city!" "But she's just a little girl!" Kuwabara laughed. "I Can't Believe I am Surround by Such Fucking Pigs! NO! Pigs have more sense, infinitely more sense, than the males in this room! Especially you Koenma, because I told you what was going on! Can't you feel her energy straining to be released?" you screamed, the temperature in the room rising at least ten degrees as you let out your anger. "Why must you constantly hinder the proper functioning of my department?! I'm going to throttle you!"
Throtle him!
no! don't hurt Koenma, his baby form is so adorable
i say we light him on fire instead of choking him!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
He dashed behind the couch but you took a step back abruptly. "I wash my hands of it damnit! You're screwed, not me! I'm not fixing this one for you. Go fuck yourself." "Miti no!" he called, edging back around the couch. "I need your help." "See, this is why I can't stand you, you screw me over then beg me to fix all the problems You made! So, what Are you going to do with her now?" He started pacing around the room in an attempt to jump start his brain. "Well I'm certain she can't return to the human world now, not after what's she's seen and while demons are actually attacking her. She can't return until she can properly defend herself and we're sure of protecting our secrecy." [I don't like where this is going...] "We will have to train Lily-san to fight." The moron's eyes brightened suddenly and he snapped his cubby fingers. "And now we have the fifth member of Team Urameshi for the Jubilee Festival Tournament!" A stream of expletives too vulgar and insidious to be repeated to the general public flowed through your mind, jamming all other thought frequencies. "What?!" the girl yelled. She didn't know what he meant, but she knew enough about this place so far to figure it was bad news for her. "No way!" you cut in, keeping your anger tightly reined as you moved towards Koenma. "It's perfect," he continued, taking no notice of either of you. "The boys will train Lily, who will live here in Spirit World, and in a month they'll all go to the tournament to keep an eye on the demons..." It was getting to be hard to keep the rage controlled and you felt an overwhelming desire to light things on fire and eviscerate the prince. This girl had absolutely no experience or training in fighting, no knowledge of her powers or demons and sending her to a tournament would be tantamount to murder; plus she was one person you Really didn't want dead. [I'm not about to let him get an elemental human killed, it will completely unbalance nature. I need an objection.] "What about her parents?" "What about my summer vacation?!" Lily yelled, standing up. "I have plans you know! I need to go to the pool, I need to walk my dogs, next week I'm going to the beach with my best friend!" She was getting frantic and you could feel her nerves on edge as her young mind tried to keep track of all these new facts and suspicions. "Not anymore," the evil imp responded happily. "You have to stay in Spirit World to stay safe. You wouldn't want to endanger your friends and family now would you?" "That was a cheap trick!" you hissed as she sat down looking crushed. He winked at you and you shuddered. (He's a manipulative SOB, believe me hon,) you shot to Lily. She began to respond but you had to keep going if you were going to have a chance against Koenma's idiocy. "What will her parents say?" you said right in his ear. "They'll call the police and start a search when they find her missing! You can't keep her here." You paused to wait for his inane response. "Oh yes," he glanced up at you. "Well, you think up something to tell them Miti, you're good at that, always believable."
You were killing yourself to keep from killing him, building up the aggravation and anger inside your mind and locking it away with all your other negative emotions and memories behind the bulging damn. It was all just too much and you sunk to your knees while pulling at your hair. "Not going to kill, no killing the bastard," you muttered while taking deep breaths. In your pocket was chocolate and you fished it out, it was the only way to calm down without causing massive swaths of damage. You stuffed the whole thing into your mouth and coked it down. Soon the hectic waves of righteous anger and reason were receding, leaving only bubbly helpfulness and ignorant bliss. Now you could follow orders blindly. "We'll tell them she won a trip, to somewhere cool, with an essay contest. She'll have to go back tonight to pack and tell them the news and say goodbye. It would be sad if she didn't say goodbye, and every girl needs her clothes. I can send Dobe-baby along with her, he's official looking and guard enough against weak demons, if the pop up." Yusuke said something behind you but your mind was too fuzzed to pay proper attention. "What was that Yusuke-baby?" you said, looking back and giving yourself a shake to regain some normalcy. "Also, we'll need official looking documentation, no duh, stamps, seals, all that good stuff that we cover. We need to assign her a dorm in the women's dormitories and dust out the boys' rooms since they'll have to stay here more often in order to, what did you call it," your eyes flickered over them malevolently, "'train' her? Poor Lily-chan," you continued, fixing your attention on the girl and calculating her responses quickly. "She's going to die in that tournament and those monsters will eat her skin. It's always sad when the young ones die."
uh, wait, where did the skin eating come from?
(you never know what those crazt tournament demons will do!)
ok, but that was knid of random, any way if the boy train her she should be ok, right?
(uh, the only have ONE month, you can only learn so much in that amount of time...)
small chibi-Lily doll in results!!!!!!!!!!! *is very proud of herself for no reason*
Name: Lily Romano Age: 15 Grade: almsot 10th
Element: (unbeknownest to her) Darkness Specialty: as yet unknown
Lily was just as average girl until a demon attacked her and the spirit detectives ended up bringing her back to spirit world. Now she has to learn to fight witht the best of them before the Jubilee Tournament. Friendly but stubborn Lily could be an asset, or a pain in the ass, only time will tell.
