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Discworld: Which Ankh-Morpork City Watch Character are YOU?

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Created by Margolotta on 05/07/2008

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01. Which do you hold most dear?

Acceptance. Courage. Honesty. Order. Family. Cigarettes. Food. Honor. Self-control. Faith. Equal rights. Comfort.

02. Which of the following words describe you?

Cynical and beautiful. Dead and proud of it. Old and satisfied with your lot in life. A bit of a crossdressing klepto... um. Shrewd and practical. Simple, honest, nearly perfect. A coiled spring. Big but not stupid. Polite and proper with a surprisingly savage underside. Shy and kind. Small and sorta crazy. Slow and thoughtful. Zealous and diligent. Sleazy and tough. Powerful and calculating.

03. What about your physique?

Average and nondescript. Short. <I>Very</I> short. Scruffy, grungy. Resembling a small monkey. Sort of.... grayish. Portly, plump. Straight-backed, proper. Agile. Attractive and slender... most of the time. Tall and skinny. Tall and muscular. Huge and hulking.

04. Who or what do you fear?

Yourself. Danger for those you love. Your girlfriend, a little. Your god, even though he's not nearly as nasty as he once was. Fire. Silver. The Patrician. Wolves. Or just dogs bigger then me. Or Carrot, sort of. Nothing, really. Being in charge. Vimesy Going Spare.

05. People wouldn't want to pick a fight with you because:

They've got nothing against you. You tread heavily and carry a really, really, REALLY big weapon. You've been nothing but kind to them. You're mad enough to give a grown bull a concussion. Your kind are known for their murdeous, bloodthirsty nature. You once bit off some dude's nose. You could beat seven colors of snot out of them. You'll probably give them some horrible disease just by being in the same room. It wouldn't do much good, anyway. They like you too much to hate you. It's too much effort to get at you.

06. Which of the following could you be caught reading?

"Lassie Come-Home," with contempt. Marx's "Communist Manifesto." "Uncle Tom's Cabin." "Pride and Prejudice." "The Butler Did It," by P. G. Wodehouse. "Animal Dreams," by Barbara Kingsolver. Machiavelli's "The Prince." "The Cat in the Hat." Mallory's "King Arthur" A women's fashion magazine, while taking notes. The Farmer's Almanack. The Bible.

07. One of your bad characteristics is that:

If a friend left something lying about, you'd steal it in a <I>second</I>. You're too shy to speak up for yourself. "That Time of the Month" for you goes waaay beyond mere PMS. You're snooty about your You eat things without noticing. You are naturally lude and vulgar. You tend to throw your weight around and shout a lot. You're lazy. You aren't especially bright. You <font style=text-decoration:line-through>eat babies</font> are almost <I>too</I> perfect. You relish playing mind games with those who think slower than you do. You tend to be <I>preachy</I>. And make unsuspecting people sign things. Sometimes you're just too subservient.

08. In a life-threatening crisis, you:

Panic. Take charge. Focus all your energies on personal safety. Keep calm. Get busy solving the problem. Are eager to help. Find an iron pipe. Or a broadsword. Pray. Smile a little. It's all part of your plan.

09. An interesting fact about you is that:

You actually <I>like</I> greasy, badly prepaped food. You enjoy bumper stickers. You have more colorful diseases than Mr. Burns. You have been compared to a carnivorous flamingo. Your name is longer than what can reasonably be said in one breath. You have several kids and have been comfortably married for years. You are adopted. You can sit perfectly still for <I>days</I>. You are on a quiet mission to emancipate your race from slavery. People make big and often painful mistakes in underestimating you. You are a war veteran. From certain people's point of view, you are a radical and scandalous revolutionary. You're a pretty good pick-pocket.

10. Which of the following quotes appeal to you?

<< 'He knew no power in the world was going to prevent Sybil from sweeping on down to the reception. The woman could <i>sweep</i << Words in the heart cannot be taken. >> << "D*mn!' said Carrot, a difficult linguistic feat. >> << It's a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn't bad enough, it's also a bloody great hot flying thing << A spot. Where it's voonerable. My granddad used to tell me stories. Hit a dragon in its voonerables, he said, and you've kill << Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage. >> << I dunno. I've only been a woman ten minutes and already I hate you male bastards. >> << IT WAS YOU WOT DONE IT WASNT IT, WE KNOW IT WAS YOU WOT DONE IT, SO OWN UP! >> << - 'Vetinari isn't mad.'<br>- 'Depends how you look at it. No one can be as sane as he is without being mad.' >> << Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there <br>and scream helplessly. She makes other peopl << 'Colon, Colon, Colon! Out! Out! Out!' shouted Reg Shoe, waving his placard happily.<BR>- 'That doesn't sound right, Reg,' sai << Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die! >> << - 'I'LL CUT YER TONKER OFF'F YER YER GREASY--Oh, is that you, Sir Samuel?'<BR>- 'Huh? Willikins?'<BR>- 'Indeed sir.' The butl

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