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Which slightly disturbing bodily function are you?

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This quiz was made by the SUPER FRIKIN SEXY threesome of Paige, Sam & Michelle. Please understand that we were FRIKIN hyper during the making of this quiz, so the bodily function that you receive may be slightly disturbing, but just slightly.

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Created by gemini29135 on 05/07/2008

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A hobo named Henry McShoobbottomness-esss-esss-esssssssss-sssssss offers you some Mentos...OH MY GOSH MAN...WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!?!!!

ERRRRR...I...THIIINK...I'LL TRYYY...SUMMA...DAAAT... Take the Mentos and then do a FRIKIN SEXY tribal dance...tooooouch my booooodayyy!! WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN' MISTA HOBO?? YOU THINK I STINK?!? damn you...damn you all...and your noses...y'all are just jealous...MY BOD Letz shake sum bootay...HENRY THE HOBO STYLE!!! WOOOOOOOOT FRIKIN WOOOOOOOOT!!! *twitches* MmmmMMmm Mentos...THE FRESH-MAKER...*smiles wide and turns to the ~magical~ camera from the land of Oz*

A twelve fingered girl and her pet witch are trying to seduce you into jumping through the magic frozen glass torture chamber...what you gonna do?!

I always had a thing for people with deformities...MmMmMmMmM deform me... Laugh maniacally. That always helps. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *WHEEZE* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Beat the wallabies out of 'em, shove 'em into my jacuzzi and start shouting 'RED RUM! RED RUM! RED RUM!" at the top 'o me lungs! Ask 'em if they'd care to dance...and then we'll PARTAY LIKE IT'S 1974!!!!!!! Ask 'em if they know where babies come from. I've always wondered...my momma told me Satan sends 'em to bad people on Earth when

Some weird British dude phones your house and asks if this is Tony's House Of Pleasure...whAt d0 y0u tEll thE p00r bl0ke?!???!?!!?!?!??!!!!

Yesh. Yesh it tis. Would you like that shaken or stirred?! Nothing. I just breathe into the phone...*inhale*...*exhale*... *whisssper whisssper* 7 daysssssssss-ssssssssss-sssssssssssssss-ssssssssssssss-ssssssssssssssss-sssssssssssssssssss-ssssss-sss NO DAMMIT IT ISN'T! GOOOOOOOOSH GO HUMP A TREE Mr. I-can't-even-dial-a-phone-number-'cause-i'm-thaaaaaat-retarded-like! Thanks for calling Tony's House Of Pleasure, press 1 for whips, press 2 for chains, press 3 for whip cream, press 4 for foreign

Your neighbour Bob just humped your dog?! WhAt DO yOu DO?!?!?!

Eh who cares. I know the dog liked it...on the inside. Remind him that if he's going to do that again DON'T do it in front of the cool kids from school...gosh...no wonder I don't have EH! That's it I'm gettin' my blow torch...DAMMIT BOB DAMMIT! I WARNED YOU! Give the dog a lap dance...what...stop staring at me like that...the dog likes it he told me! Tie Bob down with some chains then poke his eyes out with pickles and feed them to the crows. Little Bobbykins-sssss-ssssss-ssss

Your peers are pressuring you...DO THE MARIJUANA DAMMIT DO IT...or I'LL CUT YOUR JAW! What're you gonna do sonny jim bob joe???!!?!??!?!

K, I'm a cheerleader now...M-A-R-I-J-A-U-N-A...MARIJUANA! Well, it's like whoaaa so0o0o0o c00l 'cause liiike Bob Marley did it.. DAMN YOU Mista-I-am-liiike-s0o0o-cool-just-because-I-got-suspenders-and-a-pocket-protector!!! THE GODS SHALL SMITE YE!!!! Pssst! THE PEACHES ARE EXTRA FUZZY THIS TIME OF YEAR...! You didn't hear that from me *shifty eyes*. Lick my hands. MeeeeeOW! I'm a kitty...MeeeeeOW! OoOoOoOoH bet you cool-high-like kidz didn't think 'o dat one did ya? Nah, datz MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST REPEL YOU...Jesus loves me more!

It's Valentines Day! That splendid day of the year where fat hussies eat one another's faces in front of virgin-eyed childrens' lockers...like you...what ya gonna do?!?!?!?

Get my blow torch. Poor suckas won't even know what hit 'em...'til they realize they're on FIYA! SUNSHINE, DAISIES, BUTTER MELLOW, TURN THESE STUPID GOSH DARN FRIKIN FAT RATS YELLOW!!! That's riiight beware the magick stick! Put me scream costume on, but instead of waitin' for the goddamn bathroom scene...I'll just slash them both 17.5 times RIGHT NOW Put some Ashlee Simpson screeching on...if that doesn't cause them to flee nothing shall! This is like a wet dream gone horribly, horribly wrong...where're the Siamese twins?! I think I'll just go get me summa dat!

A substitute-like science teacher is tellin' ye and yer mates ter 'get busy'...what're you thinkin'?!?!?!?!

I thought school policy said 'all sexual activity is forbidden'??!!! Well...if the teacher says it's all g0o0o0o0o0o0o0od... Liiike phiiine then...~*HAIR SALON TIME GIRLFRIEN'S*~!!! *does broken wrist thing* Teen pregnancy is hott with 2 t's! GO TEAM!!!! *twitches* You have one huge mole of a mole on your nose-like thing. MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!!! I want to caress it...HORMONES...MY HO HELLS YEAH!! Anyone got a flute...?! I'ma do this band camp style!

You just murdered that hottie with a BTM (bad teenage moustache) Cedric Diggory...oh my gosh...WHAT ARE YOU goNNa d0?!?!?!

Bring his boday back to my place...he may be dead...but he's still HOTT (with 2 t's)! Give him my sexogon...I know he wanted it...on the inside...didn't you Cedric...say yessss or I'LL CUT YOU DAMMIT I'LL CUT YOU!! Caress his sexy eye hive...then play a good ol' game 'o tonsil hockey with mr.eyedy-wydey-hivey-divey. Roll around seductively in toxic waste...I'm s0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o cool now! Toss 'em into Lake Ontario and run like a fat woman after a twinkie truck!

Sexy wee turtles are attacking the city...WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!?!?!?!?!

GHOSTBUSTERS...and that marshmallow man... SUPER-SAM...she's like Superman 'cept less spandex and more girl powa! Plus she has her own theme song! Bazooka Joe...eh, he's got a FRIKIN BAZOOKA, need I say more? OOoOooOOh and a sexy phiiine spandex 'n tights uniform! The Queen of Sleepcountry...she's like just soOoOoOo kool-like-that...and she wrestles real good-like! MR. CLEAN!!! He has a FRIKIN SEXY PHIIINE theme song and he's a bald little old man (what's not to like FRIKIN want to molest he

Who took the ram from the ramalamadingdong???!?!?!!?

Michael Jackson...he has a fascination with little UNDERAGE boy scouts, grabbing himself and now...taking poor ickle rams from t Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles squad-type thang...eh, he's the one who 'does machines'!!! James Reginald Vandermey...yeah that's right James, we saw the way you were looking at that poor innocent virgin ram!!! Kevin Federline...well, he didn't really take the ram, but he certainly violated it and turned it to cheese like everything else Harry Potter...LIKE OH MY GOSH his scar so0o0o0o seduced it into the closet where they did vertical-like things!!!!!!

Your mom is wearing the most scandalous shirt in LIKE the whole OH MY GOSH world...what are YOU gonna d0??!?!!?!?

Slap her. I'ma gonna slap that fashion-retarded woman who calls herself my mother... CUT HER...on the jaw! Tickle that silly goose! Spread rumours about her...and tell her she's not special! Dress up in a scream costume, jump her in the bathroom then slash the shirt off her body...then proceed to slash the shirt 17.5

It's just your average ol' day in the storm drain...what're YOU d0in'?!?!?!!?!?

Eating paste. MmmmMMMMmm paste. Comparing mini-skirts with Hobo Wally from down the lane. Caressing the sewage...'cause I'm like so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o sexy phiiine!! Attempting to discover the supa secret ninja hideout of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...I know they're in here somewhere...th Trying to find the cure for my Aunt's constipation...

Ok, so it's Whopper Wednesday and your sexy pumpkin noodle of a buddy, Sam is like caressing your knees...WHAT d0 y0u Do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

It'll be ok...I'll just have to book an extra session with Dr. Phil... Eh, nothing! This is normal behaviour for a hormone-induced teenage girl. Enjoy it then secretly extract her saliva from her Kool-Aid Jammer when she's not looking...then caress it...o0o0o0o Sam's saliv Have a seizure...then perform open-heart surgery...MmMmMmMmM dismemberment... Take many pictures of Sam, supposedly for my site, but secretly I keep them under my pillow and then caress them with my mouth..

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