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What Kind of Spy are You? (For Hip Chicks)

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Created by FaerieFriend on 05/07/2008

Take the What Kind of Spy are You? (For Hip Chicks) quiz.

How are you doing today?

Cool man, cool. Fabulous, Dahhhhling. Hip to the jive, Daddy-O. Groovy. Fine, thank you. I'd be better if you handed me my martini now. If I tell you I'll have to kill you.

So where's your groovy pad?

A swanky penthouse in the Big Apple, baby. An ultra-mod beach house in Maui. A Victorian townhouse in London. A villa in Tuscany. A huge mansion in sunny L.A. A secret cave on a private island filled with every luxury, and only you know where it is. Well, let's see... There's your chateau in France, your lodge in Aspen, that charming little place in Amsterdam...

You're at a swingin' club stalking an evil villain. You ask the bartender to sling you a drink so you'll blend in. What do you order?

Martini. Dry. Shaken, not stirred. (What else?) Pina Colada, Strawberry Daiquiri, or a Frozen Margarita. Cosmopolitan, Long Island Iced Tea, or Sex on the Beach. Mimosa or Champagne Cocktail. Black or White Russian or a Screwdriver. Pink Lady or Brandy Alexander. Manhattan or Tom Collins.

What's your weapon of choice? (Choose up to two.)

Poison: Sneaky and devious. Handgun: Simple, highly effective and easily concealed. Mad Kung-Fu Skills: You're naturally deadly and you kick serious butt! Gadgets: You've got lazers that look like lipstick tubes and grenades that look like powder puffs. Daggers/Blades: Quick, silent, and deadly. Your Henchmen: They kick butt so you don't have to break a sweat. Your Lap dog, "Snookums": Hey, he can be pretty ferocious!

How do you get your information? (Up to two.)

You snoop, lurk in the shadows, and hunt clues down, Sherlock Holmes style. You rely on bribery and the occasional foul deed to get what you want. You pay attention to all of the latest juicy gossip that appears in the papers and the magazines, you never know when you'll ove You send your henchmen out after information and have them report back to you. You attend glitzy parties and charm the right people into giving you info. You hang out at the hippest jazz joints and keep your ears open for any clues that the hep cats might drop. You usually just listen to the briefings that the agency gives you.... then you run like hell before they self-destruct.

You have finally tracked the evil villain back to his secret lair but the place is crawling with his minions. What do you do?

Think to yourself that today was the wrong day to give your Henchmen a vacation... Knock out one of the minions, steal his clothes and sneak in. Put on a gas mask, shoot a poison gas cloud into the air then run past them while they drop like flies. Fight your way through all of them, leaving piles of broken, bloodied minions in your wake. Smile sweetly, bat your eyelashes and tell them that you're here to interview their boss for an article in Criminal Chic Magazin Crawl through the lair's air-conditioning vents to avoid detection then "drop in" on the villain. Put on a go-go dancer outfit, turn on some funky music and get them to dance with you. Once they're all distracted run inside.

So you've overthrown the evil villain, foiled his plot, and achieved plenty of admiration. What are you going to do now?

Slip away into the shadows and head back to your own lair. (Anyway, it's about time to clean your viper pit.) Head to a tropical island and relax while sipping Mai Tais in the shade. You've earned it. Write a tell-all book about your adventures, sell the rights to a movie studio and become a celebutante. Throw a black-tie soiree at your country club complete with ice sculptures, a string quartet, and a champagne fountain. Just go home and relax with a good book and a nice bubble bath. Take over the villain's lair and make it your own. Mwah ha ha! But first get one of his minions to pour you a martini... Jump in your private jet and speed off to your next great adventure.

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