CAN YOU SURVIVE THE GINORMOUS TOFU MIDGETS OR BE STUCK WITH THEM... FOREVER?!

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Tagged:: random; funny; dumb; survival; retarded; tofu

Created by 9inchnails on 05/15/2008

Take the CAN YOU SURVIVE THE GINORMOUS TOFU MIDGETS OR BE STUCK WITH THEM... FOREVER?! quiz.

One day you came home and went to your room. Your eyes widened; THERE WERE THREE PORTALS IN THERE MAN!!! One is lime green, the second is violet, and the third was pee colored. Being the adventurous person that you are, you want to go into one. But which

I GOTS MELONS IN MAH PANTS! *jumps into the lime green one* Okay... this is kind of dumb... *jumps in the pee yellow one* Chip chip cherrio my fair lady. I fancy to jump into the violet one. Care to take a chance and come with me? *bows, puts on blac

Suddenly you land in a black room. "WHO TOOK MY MUFFINS?!" You suddenly hear and you turn around to see four GINORMOUS tofu midgets!!!

OMFG!!! *runs up to the tofu and hugs it* YOU'RE SOO BEAUTIFUL!!! *goes to one knee and opens a box with a cherrio in it* WILL Y MY EVIL LITTLE DUCK SQUIRRELS WENT TO THE DEPARTMENT STORE TO BUY SOME LIGHTBULBS BUT ENDED UP LOOSING ALL OF THEIR TEETHS BECAU Oh my, did anyone tell you that you look just like Diana Vosh when having a look of disgust, as if you sniffed a rather old and Wait?! Giant tofu MIDGETS?! Is that even possible? What are you on?! (Me: Happy flying cherrio muffin-cakes!)

The GINORMOUS tofu midgets carry you into a room full of furry lavender and gold furniturings, with some ducks walking around in the floor, and a rather peculiar looking pimp lying on the furry gold rug, butt naked.

NUCKLE-HEADED-MCSPAZZATRON-NESS IS SO FUN YOU COULD GET ADDICTED TO IT LIKE BANNANA CHIPS AND PURAFIED WATER AND MAYBE EVEN YOUR UNCLE WEIRDEY?! I DARE SAY, WHERE ARE YOUR PINK NICKERS THAT I GAVE YOU DURING YESTERDAY'S SUP?! Pimp: Yo bitch wha wha? Beside *eyes proceed by bleeding*

The butt naked pimp: YO FOOS! Tis happenin man lyin bafo ya'll is Pimp Masta! Pimp Masta ain't got time fo any other coloahs besides lavenda an gold foos! If yah don't wanna suffa the fate of becommin one of Pimp Masta's loyal ho's, ya'll betta cough up y

What a troublesome time to have brought my lemon scented oild candle... *carrasses it one last time before handing it to Pimp Ma *eyes are gone still* MY TURKEY!!! *throws the ducks at Pimp Masta and runs away*

No matter what you choose, the GINORMOUS tofu midgets come and drag you away and chain your leg to a VERY fat seafoam green marmaset.

LOOK! ... A CANADIAN!!! UGH!! Look at it!! It's soo ugly!!! AUGH!! It's nipples... OH MY GOD! *pukes* And it smells like those giant tofu midgets!! AUGH AUNT COLETTE?! But where are the pink nickers I bought you during yesterday's sup?! Marmaset: WAAAOOOUGGGHHH!

The marmaset was so annoyed by you that it chewed off it's leg and ran away. You run down the hall and stop when there are turns on either side. You can either go left, right, or keep going straight!

LEFT LIKE MY GRAVY. Oh I dare say, I fancy to keep going straight, though I'm quite sure that any turn may lead me to certain doom, concerning the f I guess... right... This is so messed up...!

As soon as you get to the end of which ever hall you went down, you reach a bright white room. In the middle is an ordinary kitchen table with a bowl of tomato soup. Suddenly a giant earth worm wraps its tail around you and makes you sit on the chair in fr

WHAT THE FUCK?! CHOPSTICKS! YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! DAMN PORTALS IN MY ROOM! DAMN MY ADVENTUROUS WAYS!!!! Oh my, well this is a rather hard tiffy to crack. OH I LOVE CAKE!!!

The worm shoves the chopsticks into your hands. How will you eat the soup?!

WITH CHOPSTICKS! DUH!! DAMN IT!!! *try so hard to figure out how, you start pulling out your hair and screaming "YOU DID THIS TO ME MOM!! WHY DID YOU P Oh my... *sips the soup right from the bowl, and scoop it into your mouth with the chopsticks*

NOW GO TO THE RESULTS AND SEE IF YOU WILL SURVIVE AND GET HOME TO YOUR GRANDMA...!

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Created by: 9inchnails on 08/04/2007
Last Modified on: 05/15/2008
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